Chris Larson

@bencsmoke We’re not. Some of those don’t happen

i simply do not understand how it is humanly possible to stay on top of exercising and eating and cleaning and washing and admin and work and keeping in contact with people whilst also having time to 'sleep' and 'rest' how are the rest of you people doing this

@SupramanTrax First we take Manhattan...

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :) Day 95: I sure do miss my friends .... Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

@meganranney Bueller? Bueller?

@michaelharriot No, it will be a couple weeks

Y’all think Trump might release his healthcare plan tomorrow?

@kairyssdal Had a high school swim meet that night. Hard to focus on competing

@kairyssdal It’s a sliding scale

@RVACoffeeStain Notice what?

Will she notice?

@AriBerman It’s why they tolerated his crap for so long

It’s truly stunning how a president who was impeached twice and lost popular vote twice appointed a third of Supreme Court & a fourth of federal judiciary

It’s easy to spot the people who got us to this point. They’re the same people telling us we need to move on.

They brought *bombs* to the U.S. Capitol. They said they wanted to *assassinate* the Speaker of the House and the Vice President. How can anyone think doing nothing — just moving on like this never happened — is a good idea? That’s ludicrous.

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.

omg this is just like George Orwell's Animal Crossing

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

Biden: "This is not America." Narrator: "It was America."

Law enforcement arrested 15 people today in D.C, according to NBC. 15. People were being arrested by the hundreds in Ferguson for peacefully protesting the killing of an unarmed black teenager.

As a DC resident I'm telling you on a normal day is impossible to get anywhere near government buildings if you are not allowed. The fact they got inside with no resistance really says alot

I got tear gassed 10+ times over the summer. Ppl were tear gassed INSIDE their homes in RVA, ripped from cars at stop lights, tires slashed, windows busted, arrested, & forced to pay bond. Meanwhile in DC terrorists are able to assault the capitol of the US w/ no consequences.

They've killed us for less!

If I tried what these Trump thugs pulled today, my shirt would have looked like red lace, and I would already have a toe tag...