Crystal Stanford
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Crystal Stanford
@CeeStan
Political digital ads, internet culture, and existential dread
Portland, OR Katılım Mart 2009
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@loomdoop No, it isn’t like that at all, again you’re just spitballing/guessing. You have no idea what their business structure is. You didn’t even understand that ad company’s typically take large amounts of pass through $ to place ad buys
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Looking at Saikat's campaign disclosures.
He's spent over $2 million on a DC ad agency called Middle Seat, and has half the city on payroll.
fec.gov/data/disbursem…
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No one in the history of the world has ever wanted to get push notifications to their phone from a Google Meets chat. No one.
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speaking as glibly as Beavis & Butthead. does T***p even grasp the profound significance of what he has set in motion in the Middle East? this person whose most essential self is riding in a golf cart fatly, cheating at the profoundly insignificant game of leisure golf when he assumes no one is looking.
Jonathan Karl@jonkarl
Pres Trump told me tonight the US had identified possible candidates to take over Iran, but they were killed in the initial attack. "The attack was so successful it knocked out most of the candidates," Trump told me. "It's not going to be anybody that we were thinking of because they are all dead. Second or third place is dead."
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🚨 NEW: Netflix secretly recorded an interview with Dr. Jane Goodall in March, set to air only after her death.
In it, she says she wishes Trump and Elon Musk could be blasted into space… and closes with:
“Don’t lose hope.”
Now that’s a final message.
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@penningtonkm @AOC @MiddleSeatCo @davidhogg111 And one of my favorite stats from this report: @AbdulElSayed outraised the entire Michigan Senate field on ActBlue – not just in total raised, but on a per day basis too. 💪
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Facebook is going to go crazy when they see these tweets next month
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Democrats need to take a page from the Kendrick Lamar school of winning
1. Make clear your visible hatred for your opponent
2. Attack your enemy and their friends
3. Bring up the crimes again and again
4. Collab with talented allies
5. Keep coming out with hits
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Hey man I think there’s something wrong with the Aesop hand soap in your guest bathroom… I can smell the vetiver root and petitgrain notes but not the bergamot rind. I guess maybe you already know that and you just don’t care??
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when moo deng deviates from your parasocial perception of her will u be strong enough to accept her? many of you will turn on her…. i’ve seen it before
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Do something that scares you every day.
If you do that, then each day, little by little, you will be scared. Every day will be scary, and your life will be very scary. 💫
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not everyone can be at the dnc some of us have to sit at the computer all day like this
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one fun thing about democrats is that we can play good music without getting cease and desist orders
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