Courtenay von Ilberg

@Visa trying to report my Visa card lost/stolen but nobody will help me. Everyone keeps trying to direct me to someone else who doesn’t have answers.

new concept: reverse retirement i do what i want until i'm 60 and then get a shitty desk job for the rest of my life

@BCFerries Why is a mop bucket the vessel of choice for dog water? Got the salad container on my own. Also very insistent on cleaning the seats upstairs.. but these are filthy.. and always have been.

@HomeDrizzy @kellykeegs I believe it’s because they couldn’t get close to him to mic him up.

@kellykeegs Better question…why couldn’t they speak to each other from a distance…?

@JoshMGillingham @WestJet A couple weeks ago, got offered to have a callback.. four days later.

And an agent picked up at 4 hours and 5 minutes on hold! Seriously though, this is way too long @WestJet - there are other who do not have the privilege of being able to sit around for over four hours on a weekday during business hours. Please improve call wait times! #WestJet

HI GAY. @megstalter @katya_zamo

@ScotiabankHelps Can you send me the exactly link@of where to activate my scene card? I have the number but can’t active it.

@BCFerries Been sitting on the ferry for over an hour, and over an hour ago I asked a crew member to get someone to clean up the Pet Area that was covered in pee. Not a single person came, nor has a single crew member walked by as they usually do. Disgusting.

An accurate description of @brittany_broski videos ✨

@Jenna_Marbles @juliensolomita I remade this iconic vine for y’all ♥️ @Chilis #RIPvine

@ColleenB123 You’re a MOM now!

@jamescharles Oh tea. It’s not even the right size.. definitely don’t “Love That” for me 😭

hi sisters how was everyone’s day ❤️

What an amazing win @raptors fans!! You were awesome tonight!!!! Let’s keep it going on Friday! Thanks for the help @OleksiakPenny getting the crowd revved up, thanks for the pic @jaleelwhite and Jack, I made sure no more spills!

I have a neck injury from dabbing too much #2016 #millennial #noregrets

Cookies is a sometimes food -Elmo

When your phone autocorrects "I do not golf" to "I do nothing" and you can't even be mad at the accuracy so you just leave it.

LIFE UPDATE: I finally took down my Christmas tree.