Celestial Stardew
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Celestial Stardew
@Cel_Stardew
RIP Dragon🦎
IFunny comments section Katılım Mayıs 2024
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“Ermmm let me joke about a child who was raped and murdered and then compare it to Charlie Kirk!!that’ll show em!” Just say you’re a pedophile dude
Memes extremamente errados que te levarão a cadeia@MemesDeCadeia3
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@TheWildGunblade @CapsuleCorpKami @Cel_Stardew the coward responded then blocked me because he's too stupid to make a coherent argument
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Guilt tripping everyone to pick blue when they can just all pick red is hilarious lmao
Isaac Allwood@allwood_isaac
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liberal politics is just shrieking over imaginary injustices to compensate for being covered in baby blood
Matt Smethurst@MattSmethurst
This is the most detailed MRI scan of an unborn baby. At just 20 weeks, she is moving, turning her head, kicking—even standing. Her beating heart is also visible. Human life is a miracle.
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@ashprivdiary It’s amazing how much of left wing politics show how they literally all have the minds of middle schoolers. They genuinely celebrate the death of someone and they try to go “bro I was just joking” every time.
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what’s wrong i thought yall loved dark humour
Brian Atlas@BrianAtlas
Women post video using Charlie Kirk assassination sounds for outfit transition… this is gross. The “empathy” side btw.
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"Is this a pomegranate?"
"... Yes?"
"YOU FOOL. IT'S A CAKE - ALL POMEGRANATES ARE CAKE!"
Kina🐈⬛🪄@KinaMagica
Conservatives will see this and call it a human
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why did you delete your other tweet?
Kina🐈⬛🪄@KinaMagica
Conservatives will see this and call it a human
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different victims, same arguments.
Augustus the Divine@_Teng__
@ZELLKLUMPEN It may be human, however, it's not a person
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@TheWildGunblade @spamuel756 @CapsuleCorpKami Lmao the pussy blocked me over disagreeing with a hypothetical. REDditors stay losing
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@TheWildGunblade @spamuel756 @CapsuleCorpKami You act like blue people are shaming the babies into the button themselves. Typical REDditor, trying to change the question to fit your side
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@ObviousRises It’s crazy how REDditors always try and re-frame the question to completely eliminate the possibility of saving billions of lives.
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@Pistacho_Proto You’re kinda exposing yourself here. How is your brain so small that you can’t comprehend that “billions of people died” is a bad thing?
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Funny how in every scenario red is still the correct choice
𝔏𝔲𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔞@LumLotus
New concerning thing with blue people... I've been called a conspiracy theorist for noticing a discrepancy/ issue with polling. None of them are listening even when shown directly the evidence. ...
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@IcebergActual I’ve seen the exact some thing from the reds tbh
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I’ve noticed that the blue button pickers all have this sort of animosity and vitriol towards the people who choose red. A self-righteous moral posturing that implies they are better than you, while claiming to be more virtuous.
Almost synonymous with today’s politics.
notsoErudite@notsoErudite
Since everyone was very curious my answer, my answer is obviously blue. Gotta save the naive, the kids, the blue lovers, and the principally hope-pilled people. You red button pickers need therapy.
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@Cel_Stardew Buddy the ppl voting will be able bodied adults. Just read the question correctly
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@ChardySPX How may children do you think will press blue? Don’t you wanna save them?
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Hilarious how many people turn an IQ question into a humanitarian question. Here is the question hyper simplified for some of you.
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@Cel_Stardew @atroubledcure @KnightClawk And you might need to see what you’re actually reposting. It’s not about “numerical facts”, it’s about how it’s structured. It clearly seeks to make women and black people look like idiots or inferior beings.
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i would support abortion even if i believed life began at conception
Lancesico 🇱🇨@Bornakang
What’s your most UN-WOKE opinion?
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Bring this up to a liberal in a debate and they’ll always drift off topic
Severus@SeverusChud
>Gay liberal couple invite african immigrant into their home >African decapitates them
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@ChibiReviews TBH I think the red team has been throwing “suicidal empathy” too loosely. How many children do you think will press blue? Is that not a worthy cause to risk your life over?
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If there's one thing this situation proves is that suicidal empathy is a real thing
Anyone in a real scenario like this. Would almost certainly press Red
Jack@depression2019
It is actually disturbing how dumb the average person is Red gives you a 100% chance of living, you literally get nothing beneficial out of choosing blue
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@abbythelibb_ How many children do you think will inevitably press blue? Do you wanna look them in the eyes and say “you would’ve lived if you were more selfish”?
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If everyone takes responsibility for their own lives and presses the Red Button, NO ONE DIES. But people who would rather feel morally superior to a villain of their own imagination can press Blue, I guess. Their funeral.
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@rulerofalternia @atroubledcure @KnightClawk Of course I like my own comments, that’s why I make them
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@Cel_Stardew @atroubledcure @KnightClawk no i was just bored. also did you just like your own comment lmao
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