Chris Humbard

Tom Brady only has sex in the missionary position

@DallasStars bring out the best in people #playoffs

Spotify needs to release a “kids” setting so I can play all the songs my kids listen to without it affecting my own Discovery algorithm. Insane that I can’t do this already. My Discover Weekly is just nursery songs and Moana. @Spotify please fix this.

Nahhhhh

70 and 80 year old people are generally unemployable due to physical and mental decline but for some reason we allow them to run the entire fucking country.

@MileHighMims You are insufferable on this platform.

New gimmick we posting these videos every time one of these re-signings fucks up

@jordanbuckley Losing because of a holding call in the end zone for a walk off safety would of stung more

The Milehigh Screwjob. Add it to the list.

@KevinMassare -missed holing call in the end zone on BUF for a safety

The Bills lost by 3 in OT on the road: - 5 turnovers - on 5 days of rest, traveling out west - playing a team with 12 days of rest - 2nd most injured team in the league - going against the 26th most-injured team (healthy) - Backups Savage and Jackson played one play each and allowed TDs due to this - had 100 more yards, 12 more minutes TOP - Allowing just 41 yards rushing to RBs - No call on Riley Moss on Brandon Cooks with clear DPI - a Cooks catch turned INT - back-to-back DPI calls in OT - No defensive penalties called on Denver, though they are the most penalized team in the NFL

@StefanMychajliw @BuffaloBills @Broncos @SuperBowl Would you have preferred the walk off safety to end the game when BUF held in the end zone?

Yes, all of #BillsMafia are sick to our stomachs that not one, BUT TWO pass interference calls determined the end of what would have been an instant classic between the @BuffaloBills and @Broncos. Let me also say this: the Bills will never win a @SuperBowl with McDermott as HC

@GBPdaily Cheeks

Rise and shine folks… Today is the day the Packers end the Broncos 10-game win streak & cement themselves as Super Bowl favorites 💪😤👏 #GoPackGo

@MarkAGunnels Have you tried listening to some Taylor Swift?

This doesn't even look right. The NFL is better when the Chiefs are good.

@SportsCenter @LoganPaul @Arda Please shut this account down

In 60 seconds, @LoganPaul traded punches with Cody Rhodes on top of the cage, hit a double stalled vertical suplex (complete with bicep pose) with Drew McIntyre, then a stereo kip up followed up throwing his gum at CM Punk. Definition of aura. - @Arda es.pn/watchwwe

What possible interest would the US government have in keeping Epstein’s clients secret? Oh…

@clarkisking1 More like “Nein”

Nice one “nine”

Anyone have that childhood friend you’re loyal to but u know when you bring him around your adult friends you risk him getting sloppy drunk & embarrassing you both? That’s how feel about the Broncos offense playing on national tv.

There, They’re, Their

@JustinTMichael But that is for the college team in Austin 3.5 hours south of Dallas…..?

I’m a fan of anything that upsets the Dallas Stars & their fans

@Chiefs Ghost ride the whip Four

Four gets his flowers 👏

@MikeForcella You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take - Bo Nix

Bo Nix is not even targeting Mims here…

Who thought this was a good idea?

Don Trump the Science-ish Guy explains Tylenol!