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@varadmehta @Gormogons but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Proud Cajun (despite the surname) Catholic, prouder Father and Grandfather. Unexpectedly, @flinnie fell for me. #TeamIronWill
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@Shaughn_A2 Unless I don’t understand the data, that abysmal performance ranks him dead-center in his cohort.
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😳MG…HOW!? How can a school fail a kid like this?
Sadly the kid didn’t care enough in being rewarded like DEI, BUT how does a parent in knowing he’s FAILING and being passed along, NOT demand to see ALL the receipts?!
She would if she thought she was overcharged at Popeyes!
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'Trans Woman' says America is unsafe for LGBTQ people and needs advice on which country to move to
What is your advice for HIM?
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HUGE: Governor @Maura_Healey is providing $25,000 in assistance for more first-time homebuyers in Massachusetts!
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Man: but Joyce, that animal is extinct!
Joyce: oh no! It’s already too late!
Buck Sexton@BuckSexton
For example: Never, ever forget this banger from a 5 time Pulitzer nominee...
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@EdMorrissey I made the correct bet for an eagle today. #TEMWC
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@HamsterSick @Boldyboy1975 It’s just like watching them pull taffy in Gatlinburg!
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Mmm floor toffeetee
Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴@Boldyboy1975
Yes 🙌 that is the flavour I ordered “Toeclate candy flavor”🤢🤢🤮🤮🤣🤣
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Heard a knock on our lanai door just now. Four distinct raps. Never had this happen in 4 years. No one comes to the lanai door. Ever. So…
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I've been trying to promote wider use of the word "quixotic" but I'm learning it's a futile endeavor.
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@UncoverFacts @reciprocity_1 @SweetStalker13 @RobertRuda @buckeyebob14 @NoFrankingWay @manhattanmaker @1982VintageNut @fakeftedd Main course, I like a lager. I’ll have the Sunshine Sky for dessert.
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Ok all you degenerates! What are you having?
@SweetStalker13 @RobertRuda @buckeyebob14 @NoFrankingWay @reciprocity_1 @manhattanmaker @1982VintageNut @fakeftedd
Did I do that right?
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@WriteGrlProbs @ajzeigler If one of those two is cauliflower, I feel like the only real fudge is calling the results fudge.
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We are asking more of cauliflower than God ever intended.
Only potatoes have this level of versatility and you don’t see them trying to be made into fudge.
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The right: Awesome, we own Eric Clapton now
Clapton: I'm sorry, what?
TR: You disagreed with one left-wing thing, now you're on our team
Clapton: I don't think that...
TR: That's how we got JK Rowling. She's right-coded now.
Clapton: I should get a say in this...
TR: Nope, you're ours. (singing loudly and off key) Sweet Home Alabama!
Clapton: that's not my song!
Robin Monotti@robinmonotti
Rolling Stone moved Eric Clapton down from the top 10 of greatest guitar players of all time to 35 because he admitted to being Covid "vaccine" injured & refused to discriminate on entry to his concerts based on "vaccine" status. They even admit the reasoning in the explanation!
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@HistorianUSA1 @Serenitee_Sam The fundamental thing missing from these kind of silly diatribes is; she is free TODAY, to abandon her middle-class lifestyle and find or found a commune. She needs no permission and should eschew, by her own reasoning, any assistance.
Go Fleur! Go bloom!
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Septum ring leftist dolt in her air-conditioned kitchen with fridge, microwave & electric stove dropping commie fantasy bombs:
‘Why is it crazy to live off the land in a commune like the natives before those evil colonizers ruined everything?’
Ma’am, the natives didn’t get to romanticize their own 40-year life expectancy. Touch grass… but only after you cancel your Netflix and DoorDash.
This is peak ‘I want the vibe of 1500 BC without any of the dysentery’ energy. They really are this clueless, aren’t they? 😂
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@LadyDemosthenes Now when your posh set ask, “Fancy a cuppa, dear?” You can draw that set like a gunslinger.
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Welp, didn’t realize I needed a teacup holster until the internet showed it to me… but now I most definitely need one.
I’d like it to come with a pretty tea cup and saucer too, please.
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@DBTayor @BonnieBlueTK I built an 8X8 clubhouse for my grandsons. That ladder leads up to a loft that is about the same amount of usable space. Ample for two young boys. That’s about the smallest structure I am willing to call a tiny house.
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In the South and West this is called an outhouse.
Washingtons ghost@washghost1
Don’t let them normalize this
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TFW when you find out cornbread and iced tea are borderline worse for you than pills and 90 proof
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@RhubarbBrown She’s even got the Golden Rule on the back, to complete her hypocrisy.
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I lived around these people in Boone. They are real. Huge reason (besides oil leak issues) why I’ll never own another Subaru.
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
She's wearing shirt about "kindness" as she does this. You can't make it up.
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🏇 How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky?
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