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@markvalorian Corner kick life hack: push all the defenders over and have a free header on goal

Corner kick life hack: have one of your shorter players fall down on any contact right before it’s taken. You don’t lose too much defending equity, but you gain the chance of a VAR get out of jail free card if the other team scores. I would have someone do this every corner kick.

@RoPoppZurich Clutching at straws arnt ya

Favourite scene. English goalie smashes into his own player, referee stops the game so Norway can't profit. F FIFA!

@cryptojourneyrs There are zero issues here. Anyone who says otherwise is just clueless. If 2 players collide and go down injured the ref stops the game. The covering his mouth part only applies when there’s aggression involved. Pickford is calmly talking to the player

England fans are acting like there was 0 controversy surrounding this play vs Norway. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇳🇴 I don’t want to hear any complaining when you guys play Argentina. 🇦🇷 Let me explain. 👇🏾

@ZacksJerryRig There’s a phrase “elon time” for a reason. He’s always extremely optimistic on time estimates

Elon said we would have 50,000 Optimus robots in 2026. We currently have zero. For some reason - me pointing this out will make a lot of people really mad.

@EuroDale Well you can dominate all the way back home. Meanwhile we’ll be busy playing the semi’s😂

Your first goal should have been disallowed, our second goal should have been standing, and we should have had a penalty. True final score: 3-0. Dominated.

@ansonyap @MatchReportH If its happening as the players running up the ref doesn’t have much choice dumb dumb

@CfcOnly1 @MatchReportH You think every referee is going to let a push go just like this one, and ONLY review after the corner is taken? retard

🚨🇳🇴 Dimitar Berbatov: “The Push Was Before The Corner Was Taken — Norway’s Goal Should Have Counted” “I have watched the replay several times and I disagree with the decision. The referee punished Erling Haaland for the push, but the problem is that the contact happened before the corner was even taken. If we’re being consistent, you cannot go back and disallow a goal for something that occurred before the ball was in play. The restart had not happened yet. Norway executed the corner, won the first contact and scored. For me, that goal should have stood. Football is a game of moments and Norway had enough controversy to feel frustrated. First there was the debate over England’s equaliser, then there was this disallowed goal. I understand why England are celebrating because they found a way to win, but if I were Norwegian, I would be asking serious questions about that decision. Norway played with courage, they played without fear, and I think they can feel hard done by on that particular incident. Sometimes a World Cup quarter-final is decided by tiny margins. This felt like one of those moments.” #NORENG

@yoxics Such an unlikeable guy

IShowSpeed starts fake crying after celebrating Switzerland’s 1-1 goal to tie the game against Argentina, so their fans wouldn't notice him rooting for the opposite team 😭😭

@liabinkin You’re so close to the answer keep following your though

Just don't get how the sensor detected a touch in Portugal vs. Croatia when the ball's trajectory didn't change, but not in England vs. Norway when the ball's trajectory actually did change…

@DefenseBaron Why did i think Norway was based? Yall the mist delusion fan base so far. Almost worse than the Americans

Great game. Two very bad calls: That Haaland “shove” was a total England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 dive. Goal should’ve counted. Cable of god. Alas. Expect it should be an England-France final.

@RhysCarefree I’d love to see him do that to you and see if you stay on ur feet. He’s quite the big boy and Andersons off balence

You don’t fall like that unless you want to go down. Joke of a decision, Anderson has flopped and they’ve fallen for it. Haaland just making half a yard, you see that every corner.

@DxBruyneSZN It wasnt for a foul u utter moron and he even gave the ball back to you. Clueless

Norway being robbed generationally here Pickford fouled his own player and gave a foul to them 🤣

@USMNTvsHaters You’re all basically english anyway so you may as well cheer us on. I mean you even use our language 🤣

@ZachLowy 50/50’s are now just shoving players over are they?

Hard to feel like Norway haven't been completely hard done by. Between conceding a goal that touched the skycam, to having a goal ruled out for a 50/50 challenge in the box, to awarding Pickford a foul after he bashed into his own teammate...some very bizarre decisions today.

@Kasparov63 Must be hard to me mentally limited

The English goalie hit his own player and a Norwegian player got the yellow card. FIFA innovation!

@creation247 Wouldnt call crippling school and medical debts freedom but u do u

Name one thing that United Staes does better than the Europe. I'll go first: Freedom

@elarionaa Every time we see a youngster we’re always impressed so why not

I think Chelsea should avoid the market this summer broken record, but this is the perfect time to use Cobham Emenalo as midfield/lb cover Reggie walsh/watson minutes for cup games rkm for lw just be brave, save the money for actual superstars that will come when we have Europe

@Tiamcfc Well half the players were away with the world cup. They need training numbers right now and its a great chance for the youngsters

Dastan Satpayev trained with the first team . He was 16 years last week

@AlexisIsKavkas The frustration is that we actually have some great talent we just cant seem to mesh them together.

Chelsea’s ceiling and floor are miles apart. If Palmer returns to his level, Chelsea have a top 5 player in the league. JP, Caicedo, Enzo and James are proven, consistent performers. Estevão, Quenda, Colwill, Hato and Palestra all have huge room to grow. Hard to predict

@Ikoroduonline1 @LaurenWitzkeDE Ah yes the world stops because this egotistical prick is making a video

@LaurenWitzkeDE That's a F*cking escalator , you don't have to pass him. It's moving on it's own and you'll will get to the top right on time. Just looking for a way to blame the Dark race. He's obviously making contents by the way.

Oh look, an ironic metaphor portraying how they also stop societal progress.