Chad Jordan
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Chad Jordan
@ChadLJordan
I like making people laugh. With me or at me doesn’t matter. as long as you’re having fun! Oh, and I’m fat so I love food!
Katılım Ekim 2009
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@MrAndyNgo I’ve always hated making fun of spelling mistakes. You know what they mean and if you’re only complaining about spelling you’re ignoring their agreement. Now I live in VA. Dems clearly violated the state constitution here by holding the vote too early.
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And people said that Nashville police report on Candace Owens’ husband was fake because Tennessee was misspelled. Since when do government and public staff demonstrate strong copy editing skills?
David M. McIntosh@DavidMMcintosh
Virginia Democrats misspelled "Virginia" and "Senator" in their motion to delay the VA Supreme Court's ruling on gerrymandering today.
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@JasonMiyaresVA How many would wind up on the no fly list due to all the fights?
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@libsoftiktok She didn’t think she was marrying her brother. She thought she was marrying her ll’th cousin.
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@CoachSwit People think drop 3, 5, 8, 10 is about the bats. Nope, it’s what your B.A.C. has to be to watch a game with those bats
03, .05, .08, 1.0. The younger the kids the more inebriated you have to be.
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@JustinRayGolf Hopefully he can keep this pace and get his first major!
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@JustinRayGolf What player would be your bet to be a first time major winner at this years Masters? My vote is Sam Burns.
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Tomorrow night during the Men's NCAA National Championship game, I'll answer any Masters questions you have. Will try to fire off as many answers as possible. 8:50 PM EST.
Send 'em in!
Justin Ray@JustinRayGolf
A week from tonight, let's bring back a Twitter tradition like no other. During the men's national championship game, I'll answer any Masters questions you have - as many as I possibly can. Player trends, course stats, history - you name it. Tip is at 8:30 PM ET.
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@DSports24 @LSUbaseball Ole Miss, aTm, and Miss St the next three weekends. We will see if this team has the intestinal fortitude that it takes to make a post season run very shortly.
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@DSports24 Ouch. I have two kids that play (13 and 15) and baseball IQ is one of the biggest things lacking in today’s game vs when I played.
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@ChadLJordan Oh ya know, (3-0) count AFTER trainer comes out and checks Tenn pitcher and Yorke swings and pops up to the catcher.
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@libsoftiktok He’s not wrong. But freedom of speech doesn’t equal freedom from consequences. People cannot cheer when people get fired for Charlie Kirk comments or ICE ones and throw a fit on ones like this.
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UPDATE: Tiger Woods was arrested and taken to Martin County Jail after his car crash.
Woods exemplified “signs of impairment" while conducting roadside tests.
Updates ⤵️
nytimes.com/athletic/71524…
The Athletic@TheAthletic
NEWS: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash on Friday afternoon in Jupiter Island, Fla., the Martin County Sheriff’s Office confirmed to multiple outlets.
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