Master Sword 🛡️

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Master Sword 🛡️

Master Sword 🛡️

@ChainLinkHyrule

Blade of Evil’s Bane 🔗 🌎

ChainLink, The World Katılım Mayıs 2013
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Don Keith
Don Keith@RealDonKeith·
Chuck Norris could stop a chainsaw with his bare hands. May his memes live forever!
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Autism Capital 🧩
Autism Capital 🧩@AutismCapital·
🚨NEW: Chuck Norris to be buried in the place that loved him the most: The Barrens
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Democratic Wins Media
Democratic Wins Media@DemocraticWins·
BREAKING: Governor JB Pritzker just took a stand and called for the undoing of the Citizens United ruling. This is spot on.
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Jason Bassler
Jason Bassler@JasonBassler1·
At this point, Afroman is the only patriot I trust to carry the "America First" mantle without losing the plot. 👑
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Jesus Freakin Congress
Jesus Freakin Congress@TheJFreakinC·
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet. Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages. So, like any reasonable rapper would do… He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them. And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of. And Afroman’s response? He dropped ANOTHER music video. In his own words: “Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.” They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like. And the best part? A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.
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Master Sword 🛡️@ChainLinkHyrule·
@krakenfx Chuck Norris once mined a bitcoin by hitting his fist on a soda machine that tried to take his quarter
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Kraken@krakenfx·
Chuck Norris was the only person ever who mined bitcoin with a real pickaxe. RIP legend.
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Milk Road
Milk Road@MilkRoad·
The largest asset manager in Europe just launched a tokenized money market fund with Chainlink. Amundi manages €2.3T in assets. That's $2.64T USD! The fund is called SAFO, and it runs on Chainlink. Here's the rub... Tokenized funds need two things to work: A way to issue shares onchain, and a way to distribute them. Chainlink handles both - connecting the fund's data and operations to the blockchain that makes issuance and distribution possible. This isn't a pilot, a whitepaper, or a "strategic partnership," but a fully functioning tokenized mutual fund, live, from the 10th largest asset manager in the world. The "it'll never work with real institutions" argument just got a lot harder to make. The first wave of institutional tokenization was custody and stablecoins. The second wave is this - actual investment products from the biggest shops in the world, running onchain. Amundi just fired the starting gun on wave two.
Chainlink@chainlink

𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘: Europe's largest asset manager Amundi (€2.3 trillion AUM) & Spiko launch new tokenized mutual fund (SAFO) powered by Chainlink.  Chainlink is how the world's leading institutions & tokenization platforms are unlocking the issuance & distribution of tokenized funds.

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Quissy
Quissy@QuissyTV·
RIP to the legend Chuck Norris. Tributes are popping up throughout The Barrens.
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Crypto Briefing
Crypto Briefing@Crypto_Briefing·
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senators have reached a deal with the White House to resolve the crypto stablecoin yield dispute with banks.
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Adam Kobeissi
Adam Kobeissi@TKL_Adam·
In a sudden turn of events, US 12-month inflation expectations have surged to 5.2%, the highest level since March 2023. In just 3 weeks, markets have gone from pricing-in rate cuts to rate hikes.
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marine
marine@40k_Marine·
$LINK ETF inflows are quietly dominating 📈 Consistently ~10x higher than $AVAX, $LTC, $DOGE and now trending closer to $SOL levels Let that sink in $SOL has a 10x higher market cap @chainlink is still heavily oversold and the market hasn’t caught up yet Repricing is coming
Oversold@oversold_

$LINK remains one of the best oversold opportunities in all of the markets. Watch the ETF inflows closely. Chainlink ETFs have 3.5x more inflow than DOGE, AVAX and LTC combined.

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Method
Method@Method·
RIP Chuck Norris 🧡
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Chainlink
Chainlink@chainlink·
BLOCKCHAIN EXPANSION UPDATE Recently, Chainlink services expanded across the following blockchains: CCIP • ADI Chain • EDGE • Robinhood Chain (testnet) CRE • Celo • Cronos (testnet) • Gnosis Chain • Mantle • MegaETH • Plasma • Scroll • Sonic • Unichain Sepolia (testnet) • X Layer (testnet) Data Feeds • Unichain
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Jason Bassler
Jason Bassler@JasonBassler1·
Modern politics: where team loyalty beats critical thinking every single time. Thank you, George!
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MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸
MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸@MAGACult2·
👊🔥 Pam just met her daddy. His name is Jared.
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Brian Allen
Brian Allen@allenanalysis·
🚨 BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene just admitted the Epstein files were blocked by Donald Trump himself. “He fought the hardest to STOP these files from being released.” Not Democrats. Not the DOJ. Not “the deep state.” Trump.
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Jaythebard
Jaythebard@Jaythebard·
Rest In Peace Chuck Norris! Will always remember the many Barren chat jokes And his legendary @Warcraft Commercial!
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run ⬡ the ⬡ juels
run ⬡ the ⬡ juels@nullpackets·
Im not going to predict price for you. Find a chart monkey. But 8 years of fundamentals research into our lil ol $LINK is about to be shared with the whole wide world. Im excited. This excites me.
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StockMarket.News
StockMarket.News@_Investinq·
The American Dream was quietly put on life support decades ago. Harvard and Stanford researchers dug into 50 years of IRS records and Census data. What they found was a slow-motion collapse of something Americans were told was guaranteed. If you were born in the 1940s, you had a 90%+ chance of earning more than your parents. Then something started breaking. Born in the 1960s or 70s? Your odds dropped to around 60%. Still decent but still felt like progress was the default. Born in the 1980s? Flip a coin. Stanford economist Raj Chetty called it exactly that. "It's basically a coin flip as to whether you'll do better than your parents." That is a generational structural collapse built silently into the economy over 40 years. The researchers identified the real culprit was not laziness or lack of ambition. It was inequality. The economy kept growing but the gains stopped reaching most people. @AndrewYang point goes further than the data. He is warning about how people respond to it psychologically. When people believe the odds are against them, they act accordingly. They opt out, disengage and pre-accept failure before the game even starts. That is the second collapse Yang is describing. The story you tell yourself about your chances determines the bets you make. He argues that the odds being lower does not mean you should pick the losing side. Even in a system where only 40% succeed, someone fills that 40%. The implication is brutal and clarifying at the same time. The structural decay is real and data is damning. But surrendering to the narrative is a separate, voluntary choice. The system is broken but your response to that fact will define which side of the line you end up on.
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Andrew Yang just dropped a warning that every pre law student needs to hear. Law school applications are up 44% in two years. Hundreds of thousands of people are fleeing economic uncertainty straight into a profession that AI is dismantling in real time. A law firm partner told @AndrewYang directly that AI is now doing the work of first through third year associates. A motion that used to take a junior associate a full week, AI delivers it in an hour. The partner said the AI version was better. Think about what that means for the person who just borrowed six figures to become that associate. You are being trained for a job that is being automated before you graduate. Law firms make money by billing clients for hours worked. The old model required armies of junior associates to justify those bills. Now one partner with an AI tool can replace what used to take an entire floor of people. Here is the part that nobody is saying out loud. First and second-year associates are not profit centers at law firms. They are cost centers meaning the firm absorbs losses training them for two years before they ever generate revenue. Why would any firm keep absorbing that cost when AI eliminates the need entirely? The answer is they won't. Law firm Clifford Chance already cut 10% of its London staff and cited AI adoption as the reason. Half of all law firms with 500-plus attorneys are already using AI in their workflows. The adoption doubled in a single year jumping from 14% to 26% of lawyers using AI tools, then to 53% of small firms a year later. And yet, applications to law school are at a 41-year high. People are running toward a burning building because it looks like the safest place on the street. Yang called it a "flight to safety." But structured, process-driven, document-heavy work is exactly what AI was built to devour. The people who will survive this are not the ones memorizing procedure. They are the ones who understand strategy, judgment, and client relationships , the parts AI still cannot replicate.

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C.W. (The Jedi Master)
C.W. (The Jedi Master)@CWJediMaster·
There never was any "Trump Derangement Syndrome" It's called "We were right about everything"
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