Change Machine Labs

🕵️ "Times Have Changed" 🔫 Hard rock opener for Fractured Chronicals written and directed by Cody Sargent Theme: There is ALWAYS fear around new tech, always has been. First in a series. Made it with Grok and Suno. Watch the full video. Feedback welcome.

Ozempic did to the Body Positivity movement what police body cams did to the Black Lives Matter movement. I will not elaborate.

@wine_x13 And that is how you get used up and turned into a spinster.

I told my mom I wasn't attracted to a guy who liked me and she told me to give him a chance. I said guys don't give girls they're not attracted to a chance so why should I do it? Silence at the dinner table

@AP Well, that's one way to get iced.

BREAKING: A man running from an encounter with U.S. immigration agents in Florida is struck and killed by a tractor trailer, police say. apnews.com/article/man-ki…

Basically "Broken Windows" policies, but with driving. People don't understand how much better the roads would be if this was wide spread.

@mattvanswol There seems to be some connection to star wars names and violence. Don't name your kids something retarded, he might end up violent. /s He'll probably be booked as White anyway.

His name was Khalil Echoles. He was just 5 years old. His OWN FATHER kicked down the door, stormed into the Khalil's bedroom, and st*bbed him to de*th before leaving and heading to Taco Bell in North Carolina. His mother held him as he passed away in her arms. The father's name is Jehaaz-Akil Khaliq Echoles, he has been arrested 10 times with over 20 charges, including at least 3 "assault on a female" charges. He was out on a $5,000 bond at the time of the m*rder for assaulting a woman in MARCH OF THIS YEAR for HITTING HER IN THE FACE WITH CAR KEYS. ...North Carolina how long can we keep doing this? How many people does this need to happen to before you wake up? I don't know what else to do. These judges are DESTROYING our state, they are letting VIOLENT, M*RDEROUS CRIMINALS out onto the street and they are K*LLING little CHILDREN and women. How long must this go on?!!!!!!!! WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE THIS WAY, THIS IS A CHOICE!!!!!!!!!

@PlisskenPatriot You have to go to a real church, not one of the gay woke lesbian Baptists. If the priest is a DEI hire, leave immediately.

Average church girl:

@TheProjectUnity He should remove his bra while tanning to avoid those tan lines

REMINDER: We still don't have a real answer for why Hunter Biden has the Finger Lakes tattooed onto his back...

@pureMetatron Mother's Day

When is the international straight people's day? After all, straights are the reason the species exists so shouldn't we be celebrated as well?

@StephenKing Really, let's talk about IT? They would be better served banning your underage verbal pornslop.

They banned DIFFERENT SEASONS in Utah. Contains STAND BY ME and THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, stories of friendship and courage. Readable by teens, too. What's wrong with these people?

Why does the gif search on X suck? It never seems to pull up specific, well known, memes. I look up "Scorpion King CGI," it serves up endless pictures of a fat black woman rapping... You know what is doesn't show? The famously bad CGI from the movie Scorpion King...

@DAKKADAKKA1 Home boy going back to his roots.

Holy shit. The entire movie was a green screen with CGI that’s ps1 level lmao

@kuchisakeonnax Such an Obamanation.

I don’t think anyone fully remembers just how retarded everything was during that summer.

@OrevaZSN Before mini-fridges were common the ice bucket was for keeping your drinks cold. These days it's over the top, but a cheap way to do a cold punge!

I do not understand ice dispensers in hotels. I've never needed ice whilst staying at one, yet every hotel tells you where the ice machine is. Then I see people filling those little buckets. What are you all doing with the ice? Am I missing something?

@TheCinesthetic Irrelevant star wars name says what? Best part is that even though it's gibberish, it still got a sequel. State of Hollywood, amirite?

Happy 40th Birthday to Yahya Abdul-Mateen II!

@iAnonPatriot Fun fact: Most of the slave traders were the Muslim invaders, just like today!

Things schools don’t teach about slavery. Africans owned other Africans as slaves and were selling them to other parts of the world. About 12.5 million Africans were sold in the transatlantic slave trade. Only 4% of these Africans went to the US. 40% of them went to BRAZIL. The rest went to the Caribbean and other parts of Spanish America.

@miles_commodore Better yet when you go catch it yourself

Have you ever eaten fish that was in the ocean a few hours before it was on your plate? There’s nothing like it.

@Timcast The algorithm has always sucked

if i post that democrats are shit i will get insane engagement if i post literally anything else the post basically dies it didnt used to be this way the algorithm sucks

@mhdksafa You do realize the only possible trillionaire when the Epstein stuff went down was the Saudi King, right?

Turned out the Epstein files are full of billionaires and trillionaires, not immigrants.

@pnwguerrilla YouTube only promotes AI knockoffs of channels I actually follow these days. The only thing I still watch on there is TimCast and even then I have to manually search for it half of the time...

Is YouTube dying?

@TRHLofficial Or grow your own produce like a real American.

The most effective way to kill parasites is to soak your produce in a gallon of water with 1 tsp of bleach for 1-2 minutes, then rinse thoroughly for 30 seconds to a minute, and pat dry.