@jasonkillens It’s easy to meet a target when they have been relaxed. Now how about achieving 18 minutes?
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@CharlJL9
Occasionally work in green, admire our boys and girls in blue. Very personal account.
Katılım Ekim 2017
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Significant improvement here right across the country with faster access for patients. Thanks to all our people for the part they’ve played in enabling this. 👇🚑🙏
Alison Moore @alijanemoore also on Bluesky@AliJaneMoore
The 30 min target for category 2 ambulance response times in 2025-26 has been missed by 3 seconds. Still an amazing achievement.
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@LadyLisa2034458 @MatthewTorbitt No. She’s doing a poor job. Her employer is scamming him. Regardless, shaming her publicly does nothing and conflicts with Matthews take on a lot of things. ‘Lady Lisa’ 😂😂😂
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@CharlJL9 @MatthewTorbitt She is scamming him. Regardless of whether she is a minimum wage worker or not. We don’t have to let people rip us off just cause they’re on minimum wage. What a ridiculously stupid take 😂
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Apparently it’s posh and out of touch to have a cleaner once a fortnight so I’m just off to be *really* posh and order a takeaway.
Tomorrow I’ll get someone to cut my hair rather than cut it myself and then I might even get my suits dry cleaned rather than do it 🫡
Matthew@MatthewTorbitt
Never normally do this but I’d advise anyone to steer clear of @Fantastic cleaners. We’ve had a cleaner since Sharon was pregnant to help out a bit. Their cleaners leave early, last week after only 20 mins as seen on the doorbell footage then refuse to refund and argue the toss.
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@MatthewTorbitt @MattyOB1979 @Fantastic By shaming a young woman who is likely a victim of the culture in which she is employed. Nice one 🙄
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@MattyOB1979 @Fantastic I have done, they didn’t care less so warning others.
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Never normally do this but I’d advise anyone to steer clear of @Fantastic cleaners. We’ve had a cleaner since Sharon was pregnant to help out a bit.
Their cleaners leave early, last week after only 20 mins as seen on the doorbell footage then refuse to refund and argue the toss.
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@MatthewTorbitt @Fantastic Why are you posting a picture of the employee? You’re handling this poorly.
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@Brick_Cop @ukhomeoffice Policing is literally making a choice here.
How about just stick to policing the law as it stands, now as it might stand.
You never arrested people when proscription was likely, so why is the reverse happening?
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As always, Policing is put between a rock and a hard place.
We don’t choose the legislation we’re expected to enforce.
The certainty, is Police Officers will be taken away from responding to emergencies, and Policing their communities, to Police more protests.
#ThinBlueLine 🚨
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@grahamwettone No. Police the law as it stands, nothing more and certainly nothing less. Necessity was there yesterday, it’s still there today.
Good luck to all officers at ‘protests’ going forward when their noses are rubbed in those vile placards.
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Balanced & proportionate response from Met Police.
Focus now on gathering evidence for enforcement at a later date if today's decision is fully overturned.
Police enforced the law as decided by parliament - they do not decide the law.
Policing left in the middle once again.
Metropolitan Police@metpoliceuk
Our response to the High Court ruling on the proscription of Palestine Action:
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Its official: I’m appearing in City of London Magistrates tomorrow for the heinous ‘offence’ of cycling no-handed.
I guess in some ways it must be good news, as it means @CityPolice must have solved all the robberies, burglaries, fraud, assault, bike theft, dangerous driving and other serious offences. If not, I’m not sure how they could justify spending lots of taxpayers money, days of officer time, and a day of time in our horrendously backlogged courts, prosecuting something which does not appear illegal, which thousands of cyclists do without issue every day and which has not caused harm to anyone else or myself.
Wish me luck! I’ll report back.
Paul Powlesland@paulpowlesland
I recently got stopped & ticketed by the City of London Police for, & I kid you not, “cycling no handed”. Even though it’s clearly not an offence, the officer said they were ticketing me under the Human Rights Act as I was infringing other people’s Article 2 ‘Right to Life’, in case I fell off & injured them: utterly bonkers stuff. With bicycle theft basically legalised in the City due to the complete failure of the Police to bother investigating such thefts & people being regularly terrorised in London by e-bike phone muggers, it’s good to see the City of London Police concentrating the resources on what really matters.
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@NormanBrennan @policecommander are you saying folk like this wouldn’t be dead without fantastic care from MPS and LAS/LAA?
Reducing murder rates are nothing to do with Khan / politics / MPS leadership and everything to do with first responder / NHS care.
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BREAKING NEWS; A Man in 20’s Fights for life after being Stabbed in neck & leg in Hampstead; MET Police attended Alvanley Gds yesterday at 4.3pm but the victim could not be saved👇
Man fighting for his life after being stabbed to neck & leg near busy road london-now.co.uk/news/25810405.…
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@policecommander A rape per hour reported in London alone. Yeah, brilliantly safe Britain 🤦♀️
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Terrible news for the people trying to convince us that Britain is broken.
Brilliant news for everyone else.
BBC News (UK)@BBCNews
Homicides at lowest level in nearly 50 years, ONS says bbc.in/3NDJ6cb
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At @reformparty_uk we are firmly on the side of democracy and will fight against the Government's planned cancellation of elections. People have a right to choose who represents them. Cancelling elections is something that only dictators do!
What was it @lisanandy said this week? If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck... Then I guess Labour are a lame duck!!
Dominic Penna@DominicPenna
Reform can challenge Sir Keir Starmer’s attempt to cancel some local elections in May, a judge has ruled telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/…
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@piersmorgan As a dual trained paramedic and manual therapist, I supported my Dad through a traumatic THR. Happy to give you some tried and tested advice.
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Anyone had a total hip replacement following trauma, and got some good advice for me re rehab etc?
Going home tomorrow.
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@Always_Boots @remmy_308 You two must be fuuuuming that the inept CC has gone!
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ACC Mike O’Hara (West Mids) claimed to MPs that Jewish community representatives objected to the presence of Maccabi Tel Aviv fans, something which is now established as untrue. He has apologised. This is starting to look like pandering to a community they fear. He needs to go.
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@grahamwettone @InspGadgetBlogs @DomAdlerUK So you agree, for once, that policing got this badly wrong?
That CC should jump. Or be pushed.
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@InspGadgetBlogs @DomAdlerUK Just had time to read this - highly recommend it - found myself nodding in agreement through most of it. 👏👍
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This is frighteningly accurate. @DomAdlerUK explains in superb detail how both CC Craig Guildford and Nick Timothy MP are emblematic of the awful state of this country. This is everything we've ever said on Twitter/X in one article.
dominicadler.substack.com/p/clueless-cra…
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@PCoccifer So true! Nothing beats catching someone’s sad eye with a smile and watching their mood shift 🙂
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