Charley Chetto

My #PartyTie out on the tiles. Literally!

@MittenDAmour I'm sure you can persuade and convert him !

@CharleyChetto He's Italian, he does coffee at breakfast and has laid his eyes firmly on the Coke. The lovely continental types aren't ones for tea.

Builder starts a three day job on Monday. I take refreshments VERY seriously.

@VictoriaCoren I can cut daffs too. And not just once ! ;)

Not bad for a first attempt! (my Netflix series starts next week)

@gimponastick @Number10cat Not cats, pussies !

@Number10cat Larry watch out!!! He likes grabbing cats without their permission!!!

"How's Larry? Shame he couldn't join you"

I know diplomacy requires biting your tongue. But Trump makes me physically sick. Like eating a mouse !

We just have to hope that Americans will have learnt their lesson when there's the next election. Unless Trump becomes 'King' first, and cancels all future elections !

@GrumpyOldRick Not out of touch, Rick. I sold mine a couple of years ago !

can't seem to find a really nice hi-fi system with amp, CD player, cassette player , turntable and speakers....am I really that out of touch ?

@Number10cat @S73PJY1971 Of a type

@S73PJY1971 That would be silly; I'm a typing cat

Is... is Liz Truss cosplaying as Paddington?

@GylesB1 Beautiful colour-coordinated jumper !

I was thinking how smooth the flight was … then my wife explained we haven’t taken of yet

No. Rate rose dramatically under Truss, and has then stayed relatively constant. Only if rate continues to rise can anything be pinned on Reeves. (And I'm not a fan or either)

@Brucey1 @BBCOxford New Year, New Us ! Greetings from misty Ibiza. #CharleyUsedToBeInEastOxford

@IMcMillan Poetry in motion !

#RIPJohnnieWalker; your voice opened the door to so much music and I walked through it with a smile on my face.

@UKWingman instagram.com/stories/brewdo…

@domjoly Cooked or still frozen ?

My daughter is just eating a bowl of peas…she says everybody does this. Is she correct or is this disgusting?

Q: Why is Santa able to park his sleigh for free ? A: It's on the house !

CAPTION: "Santa thinks twice before coming down the chimney"

Grandpa snoring

"Rover was wondering which was his treats" Merry Christmas ,

@AdamBall @BBCOxford #MindTheGap £700m ? Not spent on me ! #CharleyInEastOxfordOffToIbiza

@terrychristian Need to distinguish between rejoining (1) on standard terms, adopting Euro (2) on pre-Brexit 'Associate' terms retaining sterling. Sadly the latter may not be available. Indeed the EU may not be interested in either !

So latest polls show 63% want to rejoin EU. If we do rejoin the EU - can any leave voters tell me which tangible benefit of Brexit they will miss the most. Just answer the question, no non sequiturs or questioning the basis of the question. Thanks