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@ImNath89 @AngelaRayner Jokes are meant to be funny, love.

@AngelaRayner Good riddance to the most dishonest politician in my lifetime

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@TubbyBats @Redheadarts @fesshole What absolute nonsense! Parenting and home life is, in my 10 years of working in a school, the biggest influence on the learning experience for a child.

@Redheadarts @fesshole Teachers want to blame everything and everyone else for exam failures. Fundamentally it’s their job to teach the kids to reach a certain standard. If they were paid on results only all kids would pass. The discipline in schools is horrendous. The ones disciplined get good results

As a teacher I love GCSE results day. It's a formal day of 'fuck around, find out' for so many dickhead students who've been utter tossers for 5 years.

@rolandozolo @jk_rowling @Casewithscience Our wombs, fallopian tubes and ovaries don't just fall out once the menopause hits.

Men in skirts and make up are no closer to being women than men who're weight-lifters and lumberjacks. Women aren't objecting to your hostile takeover bid because your false eyelashes are crooked.

@Chewbaccasbeard @comdot @fesshole And the Greg Wallace sexist of the year goes to...

@comdot @fesshole Seems fairly typical of a woman not being willing to accept she’s wrong.

Having an argument with husband in the car. I was losing said argument, so to deter from the argument I purposefully drove the car into a ditch, but made it look accidental by faking a heart attack. We forgot about the argument, but the car repairs have cost me just shy of £4000

@foggedoff73 @WhisperingBob @elonmusk Democracy is precious.

@WhisperingBob @elonmusk Love you and your work Bob … but you’re being rather too precious.

This is a closure notice… because after much thought I have decided to withdraw from this forum. I enjoyed Twitter when I first joined but now I’m totally opposed to the direction it has taken - and seeing @elonmusk onstage at Madison Square Garden was the final straw…

@kad_c still slaying it like a Queen ❤️ Straighten your crown and rise again, but for now, practice self-care 😘

New show💥 @artsclublpool so excited for this one💙❤️

@fesshole Wow. The double standards within the comments is laughable. I've learned that a statement like this can only be entertaining if it's from a man's perspective. Pathetic. It's either morally questionable or not.

I had a one night stand with a celeb chef while my husband was working abroad. My girlfriends know and bought me his book for Xmas. Mortified when I opened it in front of the family.

💥❤️‍🔥💥 Announcing Howl the new album out on @subcatmusic 15th November, and The Howl Tour 2025 tickets on sale Tomorrow 10am 🐺🌕✨ Pre orders are open ✨👉 subc.at/HowlAlbum

@adamhillscomedy JHB should've been ashamed of herself long before yesterday.

For my UK friends, what happened in Sydney was not terror-related. Julia Hartley-Brewer should be ashamed of herself for spewing this BS.

Two of my favourite creatures: Kurt and Kitten 🖤 A lifetime gone in the blink of an eye in more ways than one 💔

Beautiful tribute to Kurt Cobain from Frances Bean Cobain. It has been 30 years ago, today… #KurtCobain #Nirvana #gonetoosoon

If you've not signed our petition, then please do so. We're 1233 short of 100K signatures=incredible change.org/p/manchester-c…

@TomHulme79 Worked in secondary schools for a decade. I'm still bitterly disappointed every time I have to justify these kind of trips to parents. As a society, I genuinely believe we're regressing 😩

Ok? What’s the issue?

@StuartMaconie THE king of all flavours! What is wrong with people 😔

Can’t believe the anger re an excellent - indeed classic - crisps choice

Today, we are heartbroken to announce that Moles, in its current form, is closing, effective immediately. Please read the full statement in the images above or on our Facebook page due to X's text limit #longliveMoles #45yearsofmoles #gonebutneverforgotten

@TheMontyDon Thinking of you and beautiful Nell; reunited with Nigel once again 💔

I am afraid to tell you that my dear, lovely Nell died last night. She was diagnosed with cancer in June ( which is why she barely appeared on tv) and went rapidly downhill in the past few weeks. She is buried in the garden next to Nigel.

@BBC6Music @BBCSounds @jasonjoycePIX Gutted! I really do not like the direction 6music is heading 😢 Who's representing middle aged women anymore? We still appreciate good music too 😡

Celebrating Steve Lamacq 💚 Today marks his last daily show on 6 Music - but he will be back! In the new year, he will begin a new weekly show, Steve Lamacq’s Teatime Session. Join us in toasting Steve and his career on Friday 20th Oct from 4pm on @bbcsounds @jasonjoycePIX

@anon_opin I said exactly this to my 19y/o step-daughter, just before she came home with a Mickey Mouse tattoo with some naff 'inspirational' line 😒

Only actual hard people should be allowed tattoos. It used to be a reliable social indicator of who you shouldn't mess with. Now that Graeme from the Finance team has a half sleeve of tribal ink the system is all messed up.

Courtesy of @NoisyMV this video is everything that makes me want to just stay in bed every morning. This is not my government. This is a coup from a bunch of disgusting extremists bent on distorting and eradicating everything good about this country. I’ll say it again… She belongs in 1930’s Germany. Sickening.