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@rcobooth @Deloitte @Zoom Well THAT doesn't sound very Deloitteful

.@Deloitte planning to cut its parental leave from 16 weeks to 8, and @Zoom recently cut its parental leave from 22 weeks to 18. I'm already getting PR pitches about why this doesn't mean it's a bad thing businessinsider.com/deloitte-cuts-…

I will always love you, under appreciated bangers 🥹

@chasedbywasps Shout out @katienolan

when I was younger I thought my passion in life would be guitar but it turned out to be sitting down

@xboxbodywash Feels like it should've been called LIDS because it's all caps

I am worried about the long-term plan for the retail chain Lids

"How are all your football fantasies?" ~My mom

I get how a florist should do flowers. But they should also do hardwood.

More like goober natorial

@afvarner @Garmin @Strava us.coros.com/products

hey @Garmin sync'd my Fenix 8S via express and now the activity won't push to @Strava and your website wont let me export the file via tcx or gpx for some reason (nothing happens when i click those buttons but export to csx works just fine). What's am I missing?

Why did Jordan name their primary airlines the Royal Jordanian and not Air Jordan?

Do not go lentil into that good night

@queenbiscuit311 @sauvamemte Genuine answer: read the article forbes.com/sites/cindygor…

@sauvamemte genuine question here where does the water go that makes it unusable for drinking at some point on the future

Ok

Feels like these two should be sister cities

@UltraRunnerPod @robgca People flip houses! You can definitely flip the 14”.

@robgca Just looking at the 14”. Too heavy to flip?

Wife and I talked about getting a cast iron wok last night bc our steel one is flaking. First time we’d talked about it and neither of us looked anything up online. This morning I have three ads for cast iron woks. Please, in kindergarten terms, explain this to me.

Sorry to hear of Pres Bush and Laura's loss of Barney. You can see our dogs are special to us too! #kristinoem

This year’s Super Bowl is going to be insane. 70,000 people and only one Usher.

@katienolan #lymi

@GoodReddit I call this a “vowel movement.”

@dappermarketer @Gimply32 @edzitron Where would we be without these quality blue check contributions? 🙄

@Gimply32 @edzitron hahahaa

Every twitter blue bait post is a block on sight situation. Do not let them make money

We are so back 🐅 #ZOU

@DarkBlue420 @NoLieWithBTC He has supporters?

New: Vivek Ramaswamy was just caught in another blatant lie. He claimed in March that he was banned from “traveling to China.” After being pressed by reporters, his campaign just admitted it’s not true. 🔗nbcnews.com/politics/2024-…