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RIP Chick Norris: FACTS about Chuck Norris: 1. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups… He pushes the Earth down. ⸻ 2.When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on — he turns the dark off. ⸻ 3.Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. ⸻ 4.Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience. ⸻ 5.Chuck Norris can divide by zero. ⸻ 6.There is no theory of evolution… just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. ⸻ 7.Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits. ⸻ 8.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. ⸻ 9.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. ⸻ 10.The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

@Sy1vesterSa1oon @Georgio37143727 @DangercloseJTF I’m far under too 😒 Followed 🇺🇦🌻🇺🇦

@DangercloseJTF What ? I'm far under 5K... Am I going to prison ?

Attention NAFO Fellas Call For No Fella left behind under 5000 Like, Comment, Retweet. Follow ALL fellas! Follow ALL fellas! #NAFOFellas #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiableEXPANSION IS NON-NEGOTIABLE

Vis way down. So lets do this: like, reply, follow all who replies to this Tweet. (Dont follow bots ovs). See if that helps. We must grow! Boost!

@ScoutFella @ajohna I sse you!! 🫠🇺🇦🌻🇺🇦

Followed already. Come on Fellas, remember how it works!

@MAGACult2 Love the song at the end 🥰

Our president sent this letter three days ago. And you want to discuss whether or not he has dementia? I don’t care what the clinical diagnosis is, that mofo is nuts. He’s more than a few sandwiches short of a picnic basket.

@RpsAgainstTrump Those two and their great leader are vile..

Stephen Miller on Trump in Davos: “You saw a masterclass. A true amazing masterclass in diplomacy, statesmanship, leadership”

@byala_a @truckdriverpleb Grifting another 25 billion…

@truckdriverpleb Prestigious 😂

President Trump has banned Mark Carney from his "Board of Peace" A group of the most prestigious world leaders ever assembled at any time in world history Canada remains a complete joke under the Liberals

@SavchenkoReview @Maks_NAFO_FELLA They need help 2547

🇺🇸🇪🇺 Trump: Europe is destroying themselves. We want strong allies, not seriously weaked ones. We want Europe to be strong. 🇬🇱 Trump: No nation or group of nations is in a position to secure Greenland other than the US. We are a great power—much greater than people even understand. I think they found that out two weeks ago in Venezuela. We saw this in World War II, when Denmark fell to Germany after just six hours of fighting and was totally unable to defend either itself or Greenland. At that point, the United States was compelled to act. We felt an obligation to do so—to send our own forces to hold Greenland.

@kvistp We’ll get it back once the todler is out of office .. Hopefully soon… 2547

Trump says that the U.S. is the only country that can “secure” Greenland, says Denmark is unable to defend the territory and compares the situation to the German invasion of Denmark in WW2.

@atrupar Hey wait!? I was expecting someone farting during his speach !!

the room is so silent for Trump's lie-fest in Davos that you could hear someone fart

@Beefeater_Fella *few.. butter fingers..

@Beefeater_Fella That’ll keep his war going for a fee days…..

Payday for Putin Two United Russia members from the State Duma had 120 real estate properties and 27 companies confiscated The General Prosecutor's Office demanded to confiscate more than 120 real estate properties and shares in 27 companies, which, according to its data, were acquired through corruption by State Duma deputies from "United Russia" Andrey Doroshenko, his former faction colleague Anatoly Voronovsky, and the deputy of the Legislative Assembly of Krasnodar Krai Alexander Karpenko. A lawsuit against them and a number of affiliated persons was filed in the Central District Court of Sochi on January 20, reports RBK citing sources familiar with the document. In the lawsuit, the supervisory authority alleges that while holding public positions, the defendants did not renounce entrepreneurial activities, engaged in conflicts of interest, and used their official powers for illegal enrichment in the road infrastructure sector of Krasnodar Krai. According to the prosecutor's office, the amount of corruption-related enrichment since 2016 amounted to no less than 2.8 billion rubles. t.me/moscowtimes_ru…

@RpsAgainstTrump @grok How interesting is this 😂

What do you feel when you see Old Glory fly?

@WW3finalboss1 @astraiaintel

BREAKING: A Member of British Parliament shreds Trump as an "international gangster" and the "most corrupt president, the United States has ever seen" in an absolutely blistering viral takedown. This one has MAGA world screeching with rage... "President Trump is acting like an international gangster. Threatened to trample over the sovereignty of an ally. Threatening the end of NATO altogether, and now threatening to hit our country and seven European allies with outrageous damaging tariffs unless he gets his hands on Greenland," said Sir Edward Jonathan Davey, the Leader of the Liberal Democrats. "This is an incredibly grave moment for the United Kingdom, Europe and our world," he continued. "Without provocation or justification, the President of the United States is attacking our economy, our livelihoods, and our national security. Trump has put British businesses and jobs on the front line in his unprovoked aggression." "The only people cheering him on are Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping," said Davey. "Only a few months ago, Trump hailed the special relationship at Windsor Castle. Now, thanks to his actions, it is nearly in tatters," he went on. "So how do we stop Trump's damaging trade war? For a year now, Madam Deputy Speaker, the Prime Minister has tried a policy of appeasing Trump, flattering him, fawning over him, refusing to stand up to him because he argued otherwise Trump would hit us with damaging tariffs. "Well, the Prime Minister has tested his approach to destruction. It has failed," he said bluntly. "It is time for the government to change course. We have to finally be clear-eyed about the sort of man Trump is and treat him accordingly. He is a bully. He thinks he can grab whatever he wants, using force if necessary." "And he is corrupt. The most corrupt President the United States has ever seen," said Davey. "So there are only two ways of getting him to back down. Bribing him with a new jet, perhaps, or a few billionaires' crypto account. Or standing up to him like we would with any other bully. Standing together with our European allies to make him back down. That's the choice." "Which one, Foreign Secretary?" Davey concluded. Sir Davey is absolutely right. The United Kingdom must cease its appeasement. Trump's deranged efforts to seize Greenland as a U.S. territory are as insane as they are criminal. He has no moral code, no respect for the law, and has even admitted that this Greenland fixation stems from his anger over having been denied the Nobel Peace Prize. Having lost interest in peace, he's now threatening war with our closest allies. It's time those allies started standing up to him. The majority of Americans stand with you! Please ❤️ and share to urge Europe to stand up to Trump!

@Haggis_UK @Twitspice Europe cannot 2547 it should have been done when he began acting like a mad king…

Gavin Newsom(Governor California): "I can't take this complicity... I should have brought a bunch of knee pads for all the world leaders... this is pathetic..."