Marcus Baretharse

📸 - This little Arsenal fan has been crying for 30 minutes straight, heartbreaking.

@AndyBurnhamGM More reliable than you and two tier keir

I know you know this but don’t believe everything you read in the papers. 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

Every cloud has its silver lining. Arsenal’s defeat in the Final is regrettable for some, but one cannot ignore the compensating pleasure that it leaves Piers Morgan and Sir Kier in a state of considerable despair.

@connor_naismith Priorities all wrong as usual

The fact that, for the first time in its history, the Champions League final will not be free to watch in the UK is a case study in everything that's wrong with modern football.

After telling police he’d been stabbed, the officer told Henry Nowak: “I don’t think you have mate.” Has this incompetent, lazy, useless police officer been sacked yet? And even better, named? He is a public servant who betrayed the public. Stuff your apology.

“I can’t breathe.” Doesn’t seem to matter when white people say it. That is something we shall have to remedy. White lives matter.

“It’s important to say there is nothing the officers could of done to save Henry’s life” HOW ABOUT NOT HANDCUFFING HIM? HOW ABOUT COMFORTING A DYING YOUNG MAN? HOW ABOUT ESTABLISHING THE FUCKING FACTS BEFORE YOU JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS? DO FUCK OFF!

@LeeHurstComic Or break rocks pick cotton sew mail bags

I keep banging on about it, but pay them a full week’s minimum wage salary to do community work or skills training. If they refuse to do it, give them nothing.

Not a damned word from Starmer, Streeting or Burnham about the white lad handcuffed while dying because they believed the Sikh knifeman who accused him of racism. Was he the wrong colour. Had he been black or brown Starmer would be outside the court taking the knee.

@KemiBadenoch @CCHQPress @Conservatives Had your chance muffed it

If @Conservatives were in power, these strikes simply wouldn’t be happening. That’s because we'll add doctors to the list of professions banned from striking. Just like police officers and members of the Armed Forces. Our health should never be held ransom by unions.

@KemiBadenoch @CCHQPress @Conservatives That ship has sailed had your chance muffed it

@HantsPolice @ghost_wales Clowns

Today, a man has been convicted of the murder of student Henry Nowak in Southampton. Throughout the trial, we have not discussed this case publicly to ensure that justice could be done but now we can share a message from DCC Robert France. orlo.uk/nTX43

@itvnews Too White

Cerne Abbas Giant undergoing re-chalking early due to climate change itv.com/news/meridian/…

@prodnose More relevant than you though

Crystal Palace are now Champions Of Europe in the same way that the slow kid from your year used to get the Best Attendance certificate on School Prize Day.

@Ryanair Gerald Ratner moment

anyone but England

This Roy Keane, who was arrested 2 days before the 1999 FA Cup final for drunk & disorderly conduct, is the one who is telling you that enjoying beating a record is lowering of standards. And you agree? Better buy face paint. So your clown costume will be complete

Britain was built for winters - so how does it survive extreme heat? With temperatures scorching the country this week, we need to change how we live during a heatwave, according to the latest report from the Climate Change Committee. From setting maximum temperatures for workers, to installing air con in care homes - the advice states that the UK needs to adapt.

@AndyBurnhamGM Don’t give a shit fella

From now on, I will be posting a campaign update around teatime every day to let you know where I’m up to. Here’s the first one - hope you find it interesting. Enjoy the evening sun everyone!

@GBNEWS Didn’t come across his desk

‘It’s not whether we do something, we are going to act.’ Prime Minister Keir Starmer is challenged over the online safety act consultation, which ends tonight, as some view his meeting with bereaved parents as in the ‘eleventh hour’. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604

@toryboypierce @PFr1end @NicolaSturgeon Would you tell her she’s quite scary

So #petermurrell bought an £81,000 Jaguar, £33,000 VW Golf, £5,000 Bremont watch and £2,618 Lalique salt & pepper shakers. And @NicolaSturgeon never noticed. Tests credulity doesn’t it?