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@daniellismore Ask Siri what a woman is... oh....wait

My wife passively aggressively points out my failings to the dog when I'm in earshot. I tell her this is pathetic, but when she goes out, I sit him down and give him my account of events at length.

@McDonalds old Kent road branch is a joke. 30 minute queue to order at the drive though, 20 minutes wait to be served cold food.

@GilmoreJNurse @roisinmurphy @VenueMot was a blinder

@roisinmurphy Hope it didn't get too grubby at the filthy race

I felt so fresh and so clean-clean in my Licong Gong suit 💙🌀🧡

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary 13 years eh?

@BorderBiscuits where can I find chocolate crumbles in London? No one stocks them. There's dark gingers and Viennese everywhere, help!!!

@Ellison_Reed @metpoliceuk Which were the venues who participated?

@fesshole Crew showers ftw

I finally shagged a girl I really fancied from college at a music festival. I regretted it because the smell of her turned my stomach after 2 hot, sweaty, alcohol filled days without showering. Still did her like a trooper, but never again.

@WeAreTheLoopUK do you have any info on the powder sold as ketamine in the U.K.? White shard like consistency money soporific effects without a trace of hallucinatory effects. It appears to be everywhere and I'm pretty sure it's not ketamine

@boltapp just signed up got a promo code for first journey and there's no place to enter it😡

@DavidLammy @kitmalthouse Never trust a man who wears a suit around his own home when working from home

Absolutely bonkers. The Policing Minister @kitmalthouse says a 10-year sentence for damaging a statue reflects their 'emotional value' but he's fine with 5-year sentences for rape. This government is failing women.

Khabib Nurmagomedov just scored this INSANE wonder strike 😱🔥 🎥 IG/ lfl_05

@RoFlo Toby Ferguson would make sense at this point. Horrible match up for Conor but at least at the end of it Dana can cut one of them from the roster

So McGregor now has to fight one of them Youtube boys? Is that how it works? #UFC257

@VictoriaCob2 Driving to Kent you say?🙄

@VictoriaCob2 @BostonDynamics bostondynamics.com

@VictoriaCob2 @BostonDynamics what ya saying?

@VictoriaCob2 Depends where the hand was holding🤷‍♂️

@businessteshno Imagine being so full of yourself that you actually thought of this

we're actually wondering WHY? #technotogether

I'm assuming he meant the 4 seasons hotel but they refused so to save face he chose this place