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£400 once or spread at 0%? Naija mindset: “I no like debt” Also Naija mindset: zero savings after paying cash.

Make and and chill. This!!!

@HenryIkwunemere @gift_adetutu So this your contribution is the reason why you said Nigerians are funny earlier? You are the funny one 🤣🤣🤣

@gift_adetutu No body is dismissing your “empirical evidence”. Your contributions or not has been the issue. Peace ✌🏽

It should start becoming a thing of shame to boldly and loudly dismiss statements supported by empirical evidence. The simplest google search would have produced these results: census.gov/newsroom/press… migrationpolicy.org/sites/default/… migrationpolicy.org/article/sub-sa… census.gov/library/storie…

Anywhere in the world, the death of a Brig Gen and 3 Lt. Cols is a national security emergency, but in Nigeria, it's another Thursday. We can't continue like this o

A state of Emergency should be declared in Nigeria. Those concerned know what to do.

@olajumokeokenla You narrate well. I don follow you.

THE DAY I KNEW IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO RELOCATE: 😪🥲 Back when I was still a banker, we had this routine, every Friday after salary, we’d go to a BBQ spot to eat fish with big stout 🍻 This particular Friday, I refused to go because one babe brought a gift for my office crush… I was very angry 😡 What got me more mad was that he didn’t even care abt my crushing… he was smiling from his canopy ears to his flat bum bum when the lady was with him😪 Anyways, let’s move on.. I worked on Awolowo Road, Ikoyi so after work, I left my colleagues at the office since they were going in a group. I crossed from Zenith Bank to the other side to take a bus to Obalende. Anyone familiar with that road would understand.. Then one BIG bus stopped in front of me. That alone was strange… because it’s usually small buses on that route, only big buses go to Iyanaworo. Conductor: “Obalende 100 naira! Wole pelu change e!” I entered. A few minutes in, I noticed they didn’t pick any other passenger… except one corporate rainbow man 😭 This man wore a yellow T-shirt, a pink tie, and brown shoes… Please don’t let me describe the trousers 🤲 He sha entered and sat beside me in the driver’s seat. A few minutes later, the conductor started asking me to help him change 1000 naira… Me: “Wetin I dey sell?” Then later he touched my shoulder again to ask about my bus stop… At that point, I was already irritated 😭 I snapped: “Why you dey rub my body like this?” He said: “Which body? This one na body abi bonga fish?” 😭💀 Omo… this man must be mad… even though he was not wrong but thenn🥲 (Meanwhile, my bag was on the seat between the rainbow man and me) Not long after, he said my fare was 300 naira. I screamed: “300 how?? Obalende?? Na corpse you carry?” 🙄 Before I could say another word… The driver packed and told me to come down… 👀 Me: haaa from 100 naira to 300 and in the same minute you are telling me to come down.. I sha came down… Each time I board a public transport, I have a routine of always checking my bag so I checked my bag and guess what? MY PHONE WAS GONE 😭 Omo my brain reset instantly. I saw their bus ahead in slow traffic, I first dropped everything on the floor, removed my wig and started running like ussain bolt😭 I got to Keffi and entered another bus. It was full, so I begged the driver to allow me to hang on the door, he was reluctant but I begged him and ended up becoming a conductor, all I needed to do was to start shouting “Iyanaworo, Obalende CMS .. Wole pelu change e” but Jesus said, not today my daughter.. I begged the driver to speed up so we don’t lose them, you know that two roads after Keffi, the one that goes to CMS and the other to Iyanaworo bridge, Yeah, they already wanted to climb the bridge when we finally caught up with them before the bridge. Immediately they saw me, I shouted “THIEF!” and one of them quickly brought out my phone and gave me. Shey you guys remember the🌈 guy pretending to be a passenger? Yes, the way was one of them 😪.. he was the one who handed over my phone.. how they took that phone from my bag was still a mystery.. People wanted to beat them but I said no… just let them go. I started crying immediately 😭 because I had saved for months to buy that iPhone 12 PM. If I lost it, I don’t know when I would have recovered. I walked home crying… then called my friends at the BBQ spot to order fish for me with chilled Hollandia yoghurt (I don’t drink alcohol)😪😪 I got there, sat down, eating fish aggressively while crying and narrating my story. Ejo, e bu cup yen Kun (pls fill up the cup) That was the moment I knew it was time to leave that Godforsaken country before I run mad😪, a year later when I saw an opportunity to leave, I didn’t even think twice.. Shege is everywhere but it is better to cry in Benz than laugh inside korope.. Lagos 1, Ifeoluwa 0

I miss the Old Twitter. Everyone is now telling stories for engagement.

@TheRealCEOAmber My MD, in the last organization I worked in.

I’m going to tell you a secret, please believe me. Did you know that some people earn over 30 million naira in salary every month?

If 3MTT sends me (privately or publicly) the LinkedIn URLs of 300 people who got international jobs (real jobs, not internships) after attending their program, I will stop all criticism of Bosun Tijani. Out of 3 million tech talent, 300 should have gotten jobs at least. If they got 300 people jobs, then it was a successful run.

I wish I can tell young folks that the world doesn't start and end with Big 4 companies 🤣

@phenomenalOAU @GBass04 Lol. So many.

@Chirona16 @GBass04 List those that aren't interested in your class of degree

In global labor market, no one cares about your CGPA

Bosun is Mr Announcer 😂

It's been 4 years of Bosun announcing and announcing, meanwhile nothing and nothing are working. Why not wrap up training 3 million tech talent and at least get 300 into jobs before adding the 1.1 million Enugu residents?

@phenomenalOAU @GBass04 Lol. 5 companies, out of millions of global firms. Jokers 😂

@GBass04 Go carry the 2:2 and apply to the bank of America and big 4

No matter what happens this summer, win or lose the EPL, I think Arteta should just go. He is not the man to take us further.

Amnesty International strongly condemns the reckless and violent language of the Minister of Federal Capital Territory (FCT) Mr. Nyesom Wike in which he stated that he can respond to a statement by a journalist with shooting. Mr. Wike stated on live television that: “If there’s anyway to broke (sic) the screen, I would have shot him…” Apart from inciting violence Wike’s remarks violated Nigeria’s broadcasting code that the Nigerian Broadcasting Commission (NBC) is supposed to be enforcing. What Wike said carries the danger of normalizing violence and encouraging the targeting of journalists for just doing their job. This level of violent intent coming from a member of Nigeria’s federal cabinet is unlawful and unacceptable. Mr. Wike must withdraw his violent statement immediately and apologize.

@AgberoFcBAT @ruffydfire What context justifies extra Judicial shooting?

@ruffydfire Sensational headlines don't tell the whole story. We know the pressure these public servants are under to deliver. Let's look at the full context of the discussion instead of jumping on a single quote. The goal remains a better Nigeria for everyone.

A minister said he will have shot a tv presenter because he doesn’t agree with him

@ChizaramOjiugo @Mochievous According to your religion.

@Mochievous This is beautiful. I'm in awe!!!! God is a master creator. 🫢

Fun fact, the brown patch you can see is the Sahara Desert. If you flip the image upside down, you can see roughly see the shape of the African continent. So cool

@Wizarab10 Leave her and move on bro. She would do same.

I'm sure this was not the understanding before you left. You don't reach America now, talk don change.

@SamAmadi If this is the only thing he can achieve as a Governor, let him do it. It will be massive!!

As Chairman of Abia Electricity Advisory Council i can say emphatically that if any state will get it right, it is Abia. By April 15 we will go through the script and I can say, “Here Abia comes”. Governor Otti means business