Chris

@AutismCapital The prior secretary of health handled snakes too, but they were of the trouser variety

It’s always hilarious that our Secretary of Health is just this random beastmaster

@MKUVideos Instead of a paper company it's a learing center.

Netflix announced they’re doing an all black reboot of The Office??

@WomenBeingAwful 10 tons maybe

She probably thinks she 10 as all land whales do

@jarvis_best A handjob is still a job

Everyone please congratulate Siraj on obtaining his first job ever

@spittinchiclets The Pasha crashout will be epic

Sheldon Keefe ain’t going anywhere.

@jay_kobbe Double spare underwear

What should I get from chipotle after my workout

With CBS wrapping up The Late Show this week after 33 years, here is that time Chris Farley went to see David Letterman in 1996 with the greatest talk show entrance in the history of talk show entrances.

@alifarhat79 11:10

@alifarhat79 Sex work is still work

Who did this?

@reddit_lies Alejandro*

What Alejandra is reminiscing on was the near-complete destruction of our core social institutions like church and family and corrupting our secondary institutions like art and entertainment. The "Wokes" then marched, like Sherman, through every male-dominated space within reach, gutted it, and now wears its carcass as a skinsuit to mock you. Anything they couldn't infect they sought to destroy completely. - They rejected you from schools and jobs based on your race - They weaponized emissions and safety standards to make cars insanely expensive - They ran the "MeToo" movement that falsely accused countless men. - They attempted to make 'hatespeech' illegal - They industrialized cancel culture - They stoked race riots - They called for gun bans - They defunded the police - They opened our borders to infinite illegals They did this because they hated America and wanted to see it destroyed. Today, those very same people are concerned that their vision of the future might not come to pass. Good. Fuck them.

@Prisonmitch He's doing his part

Marco Rubio becoming President after we release the UFO files and the bugs from planet Klendathu attack:

@jay_kobbe ✂️

I’m going to have to see some video evidence before I believe it

@AutismCapital $32 in store credit if eBay is a pro member

Best they can offer is $30 in store credit.

@RyanWeather 1997 El Nino was pretty significant. Gave us that fantastic Chris Farley SNL skit.

👀 footnote 5 In recent history the severity of the El Niño of 1997 and 1998, as well as the La Niña event that followed on from it, has tempted both politicians and scientists to suggest that the 1997–98 event was the worst known in history.⁵ Similar hasty claims had been made for the El Niños of 1982–83 and 1991–95⁶ The historical as well as the prehistoric record tend to suggest otherwise.⁷ ⁵For example, see statement by United States vice-president Al Gore and NOAA sci-entists, The White House, 8 June 1998, claiming the 1997–98 El Niño to be the most sig-nificant climatic event of the century, and suggesting (without any evidence being produced),that this implied an acceleration of global warming. 😬

In 1994, researchers coined such 1788-1793 events as rare, only few per millennium "Mega-Niño" climate shocks Not Super El Niño but Mega El Niño. Brutal societal impacts from tropical drought e.g. failed monsoons. Why? Little Ice Age + 🌋 and weak ☀️

@TrungTPhan Time to sell before markets close.

Lip-Bu Tan rn

@CNviolations Transformers movement was alive and well in Middle Earth

Interesting, how did we not notice this?

@spittinchiclets Story of my life

Game of inches

@alphafox It's called efficiency

That was fast

@DefiantLs Too soon

NO

@WelbornBeege @TheDemocrats I'm sure you made their day by affirming them as "girls"

@TheDemocrats Oh, this is a YUGE improvement on the 'little d*ck' Xweet. You all keep going. You're doing GREAT for a pair of raging premenstrual 13-year-old girls who hate everyone.

Trump dragged our country to war and now this clown is in charge.