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@SoloFlow786 @buitengebieden Top five all time video here.

Ashley Padilla is a miracle You can’t look away @nbcsnl

@TriumphICDHQ @nbcsnl She is soooo funny

@jonfavs Phrasing

News here 👇

@atrupar Phrasing

Trump: "Ric was a little rough with a couple of the people. Some of the artists, they took a pounding from Ric."

This is Elroy. He was found as a stray at 10 years old with neck masses, dental disease, and arthritis that made walking painful. Thanks to your support of our merch, @15outof10 was able to cover his $5,000 care. Now he runs pain-free and is thriving in his new forever home ❤️‍🩹

@StealthRalf @DellAnnaLuca @SenRubenGallego Well done

@DellAnnaLuca @SenRubenGallego Your neighbor in… Italy?

Ever notice the price of a flight suddenly jump right after you search it twice? Or how your grocery app “mysteriously” charges you more than your neighbor for the same produce? That’s not just bad luck. It’s surveillance pricing. Today, I introduced a bill to make it illegal. No company should be able to use your personal data to charge you more.

@randOmuos @tbonier Grow up

@tbonier and a bad sign for basic decency

In the VA AG race (one the GOP targeted as their best opportunity to win a statewide race), the Dem Jones is outperforming Harris in most of the counties that are close to fully reporting. Certainly a good sign for Dems at this point.

@DecisionDeskHQ @GregTSargent That was fast

Decision Desk HQ projects Abigail Spanberger to win the Virginia Governor election. #DecisionMade: 7:19 pm ET

@FauxPelini Sorry, faux

honestly Michigan should forfeit

@Johnubacon Absolute bed wetting by the D in an othwlerwise strong half

Welp, that's why I always say you might as well go for it before the half. Hats of to Nebraska for doing it. Hail Mary executed perfectly. Nebraska 17 Michigan 17 Halftime.

@InezFeltscher @georgelemental Nobody is lying to you. Grow up.

@georgelemental Their utilitarian calculus should account for the harm that results when people find out you’ve been lying to them and you lose every ounce of credibility to recommend anything at all

I am not an “anti-vaxxer.” I am willing to vaccinate my child for many things. But here is what I want: I want an individualized risk-benefit assessment from a medical professional for my particular child. “Here’s how many infants were in the ER with x disease in nyc last year. Here’s the number of bad reactions to this shot, representing x%. Here is my recommendation.” A conversation between two caring and intelligent adults, one with expertise in medicine and one with the ultimate power to decide. That’s how this conversation about risk between a parent and doctor should go. If you think this is inherently unreasonable, you’re going to get unreasonability right back. Your credibility is shot to hell. You’re at square one.

@PerezTMx2 @GavinNewsom No. No you dont

@GavinNewsom Ohhhh Gavin....WE ALL GET IT⬇️

Still doesn't get it.

@TheOnion Coauthors:

Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-cant-even-…

Reps. Dan Goldman and Chris Smith: “Shapiro is the Governor of Pennsylvania and has nothing to do with Israel’s foreign policy, yet he was targeted as an American Jew by a radicalized extremist who blames the Governor for Israel’s actions. That is textbook antisemitism.”

@amazingmap Good call

France’s 1781 proposal for dividing North America, which was rejected by the Americans.

@TerribleMaps No data 😂 Never change, guys

A Map of Countries That Are South Sudan

@RushDoshi @harrisonjaime Talk about a punchable face 😂

Is that really the CEO of TikTok sitting next to the next Director of National Intelligence — Tulsi Gabbard — at President Trump’s inauguration? Evidently, yes.

@Alasdairdon @Inc0nvientTruth @RYP__ Beaten to it

@Inc0nvientTruth @RYP__ Van Gogh wants a word.

This is the most interesting part of the official photo.

I have a dumb 2 part question. 1. What’s the difference between the Hawk Tuah coin and the Trump coin besides nothing? 2. Can I string up my own coin now and tell people it’s a Ponzi scheme from the jump and I’m gonna rug pull at some point and you better just hope you’re out when I do it and that would make the entire thing legal? $trump

@CanadaKenyaDad @amazingmap Underrated

It’s possible to walk from Madrid to Shanghai in a straight line without crossing a major body of water