Chris, from parts unknown.🇺🇸

Best in show, all around champion Daphne #westminsterdogshow

@DCheverere Bricks legs are whiter than his shirt. Plz fix.

When every 25-40 year-old generic white guy steps out in huaraches this summer, just know your boy was on that shit three years ago

@adrian_escazu @AmericanAir Fuck off dude.

Hey @AmericanAir can someone just sit with a dog like this? This was my flight from Costa Rica

@DCheverere Absolute rocket of a P missile.

What you DON’T want to do when Parks Cheverere steps in the box is catch too much plate with that weak ass shit

@AlexForbesOps I wouldn’t work for you

Most contractors are killing their own business. I just awarded a $22,000 patio job to 1 out of 4 contractors who came out to bid the job and they went silent after I approved the quote. Here is how this played out. Of the 4 contractors that stopped by, 2 of them provided quotes when they said they would and were very punctual. 1 was 50% more than the others. The 4th contractor said he couldn't get me a quote for 2+ weeks... I chose one of the first 2, had them make a few changes to the scope, and approved the quote through Jobber. Then 2 days passed without any follow up despite my texts and voicemail for the office confirming we are on their schedule. I just awarded them the $22,000 job and that's when they decide to go silent??? I say this time and time again. If you can't master the fundamentals of communication and manage expectations, don't expect to build a great business. Also, a word of advice. Lock in that job you've been awarded vs. ghosting your lead. I will give the guy until Monday to respond to my approval from Wednesday but if I don't hear from him, he just lost a teed up customer. These guys act like it's rocket science to return a text.

@GovTimWalz Eat shit Timmy.

Regardless of the madness coming from Washington, Minnesota will continue to be guided by science and medical expertise.

@jojo789987 @AmericanAir @SecDuffy Get your drip up. Sad

Wow!!! My family of 7 was supposed to fly on Spirit to Miami for $597.48 total. The @AmericanAir rescue fares are almost 10x that!!! @SecDuffy how is the average American family supposed to travel?#pricegouging

@TheGreenOldDill Rome is way too busy. Spent one day there last year and that was too much. Go to Tuscany area and live your best life

I’m thinking about going back to Europe this fall. 14 days. I’m thinking about flying into Munich and then we can make our way down to Rome. Has anyone done an itinerary like this before?

🚨 LMFAO! President Trump is on stage BRUTALLY trolling Ilhan Omar — says she might be under federal investigation 👀 "She married her brother, which is totally illegal! "'Darling, I love you very much. Good night, brother. Let's go to bed!'" 🤣 "Did you see last month she accidentally checked the wrong box and said she was worth $38 million?! And law enforcement came after her for that, and then all of a sudden she was worth less than $80,000? And she said it was an accounting error. It was not a very good accountant, was it, huh? No, their whole life is based on FRAUD and a SCAM. The whole thing is a SCAM, and we ought to get those people the hell out of our country!"

@jarvis_best As a native Minnesota resident I support this fully and Minnesota completely Deserves it.

Personal news: This weekend I shall be doing mean tweets about the “state” of Minnesota and their fake hockey team. Will there be cruel and highly problematic mentions of Gov. Walz? Of the rampant fraud? Of the godforsaken people who make Minnesota their home? POSSIBLY.

@GovTimWalz I hate you so much, go back to Nebraska you twit.

If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.

@TorkWhisler 5 days a week for the last 27 years

How many of you have had a close call with equipment and never told a soul? Not your wife, not your kids, not your neighbor. Just filed it away and went back to work?

@GovTimWalz I hate you so much, go back to Nebraska you twit.

Couch is way too small.

@unlimited_ls Holy smokes look at that forehead!

NEW: Country singer Maren Morris, who is openly bis*xual and paints her 6-year-old son’s nails, says she got into an argument with a man who told her that her son needs to “toughen up.” She said the comment came up at a weekend party while discussing gender stereotypes Morris said it made her “see red,” the conversation “got heated,” and the man “stormed out.” She added, “My son doesn’t need to be tough, especially in the way you’re using that word.” Morris explained that she had become worried that her son was learning things like 'only girls can like pink' and that 'girls can't like Spider–Man.' 'He loves colors. Sometimes we paint his nails. He loves to make jewelry and friendship bracelets.'

@GovTimWalz Eat shit loser.

Families are paying more for groceries, farmers have been pushed toward bankruptcy, and manufacturing companies continue to shed jobs. Trump’s tariffs weren’t just bad policy - they were unlawful, and Minnesotans deserve every dollar back. kfgo.com/2026/03/24/gov…

So, is the Somali fraud in Minnesota just apart of the history books now? Zero accountability. Hundreds of millions of views. Government officials with PROVEN involvement. Nothing ever happens.

@RepBoebert Please let this happen!

The airport in Minnesota is about to be a ghost town.

@Heccles94 Comply don’t die.

We have not forgotten that ICE murdered Renee Good and Alex Pretti