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Chris Retford
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Chris Retford
@ChrisRetford
2x Dad, 1x Engineer, Ex-Google.
Mars Base Alpha Katılım Mart 2012
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@trashh_dev I gotchu king, ours are called 'filemanager', 'paymentmanager', etc
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I am allowing South America to reply so that my friends in Mexico are able to weigh in
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@ChrisRetford @DaCaveOfWonders @asymmetricinfo That’s what I get for majoring in History in college; my math knowledge is decades out of date!
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If you can parse the math in high school, that decision has been made for you
Tim Hua 🇺🇦@Tim_Hua_
Can confirm that this is how I made my decision on whether I should engage in premarital sex.
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@LennyGoodnight @DaCaveOfWonders @asymmetricinfo They're way ahead of you en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleph_num…
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@ChrisRetford @DaCaveOfWonders @asymmetricinfo Clearly the answer is to start drawing our variables from a wider range of alphabets. Maybe some Cyrillic or Hebrew.
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@sgodofsk Minivans are for people who spend time with their kids
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Minivan owners don't want something cool, there are lots of "cool minivans" out there which inevitably compromise the "minivan" for the sake of "cool"
Tesla already made the "cool minivan" and it was the Model X, which was a minivan with stupid complicated doors. It didn't sell.
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@LennyGoodnight @DaCaveOfWonders @asymmetricinfo It's somewhat common in statistics to use it as the true proportion of a population. There's only so many Greek letters...
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@DaCaveOfWonders @asymmetricinfo Heresy! Everyone knows that π means “circumference/diameter”. How dare they use it in another way!?
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This is really hard for me to admit, but I think Jensen Huang might be right, I think we've achieved average goose intelligence
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She was a bit promiscuous in the past, sleeping with cricks, streams, ponds etc even had a weird fling with a lagoon one time but I’m glad she was able to settle down.
New York Post@nypost
Woman who married river shares how she keeps romance alive on wedding anniversary: 'I am committed' trib.al/DHe7cxt
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@omooretweets Yeah I think he made this: mill-build.org/mill/index.html
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Meek Mill? The open source contributor?
MeekMill@MeekMill
I need a GitHub too! Is it like that or nah?
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@JoshMWatts @ConceptualJames Many times they're the same people
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@ConceptualJames Yep. Same energy as vaxxer lunatics. The issue is never the issue. This op is targeting evangelicals in an attempt to stir up religion wars
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This Israel stuff is just the next chapter in Covid, masks, vaccines, racial justice, Queer liberation, or whatever, manufactured discourse.
Iran News 24@IRanMediaco
Dear Americans, Iran is not your enemy Israel is.
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Why does it look so fake? They couldn’t just film on a fucking beach?
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
The Rock as Maui in the live-action ‘MOANA’ remake. “You’re welcome.”
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@3YearLetterman When she's ready I live in Colorado and know lots of notaries
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@heywildrich Primitive Americans used these "huts" to bake pizza, an ethnic bread and cheese meal
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@BDSixsmith A lot of people advocate for "loser pays" tort reform but do you have the courage to advocate for "loser doesn't pay"?
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There are some takes which are not just bad but so creatively and surprisingly bad that they almost come all the way around to being good.
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James Fishback@j_fishback
He lost my case. Why on earth would I pay him for losing?
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Microsoft is spooked to death on multiple fronts:
- Linux finally Getting Good at games, because of:
- The eventual GabeCube, which, expensive or not, will present the best alternative in history to Windows gaming
- Also Apple coming to eat the budget market for lunch
Windows Latest@WindowsLatest
BREAKING: Microsoft confirms a major Windows 11 release that focuses on performance, reliability, bug fixes, and bids goodbye to forced Windows Updates + unwanted Copilot integration! Microsoft is seriously and sincerely improving Windows 11 by listening to top feedbacks: - Movable taskbar confirmed. - You can now pause Windows Updates for as long as you want. No forced shutdown/reboot when updates paused. - Windows Update is moving PCs to a single monthly reboot. - Faster File Explorer, reduced memory footprint, faster Windows Search, better OS performance, and other bug fixes - Scaling back Copilot in Windows 11, start with apps like Notepad - Moving Windows core experience to WinUI (native framework), dropping WebView/React in features like the Start menu - Fewer notifications (disruptions), improved drivers, and more. How do you want Microsoft to improve Windows 11? 👇
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One of the many side effects of the takeover of this platform by bot-pushed, brain-rot propaganda is that satire doesn't work, since it is indistinguishable from the usual enemy slop, as the 800 and counting angry comments on this post show.
Saul Sadka@Saul_Sadka
The United States and Israel are bragging about these latest strikes on Tehran’s military stockpiles, but they don’t understand: when you destroy weapons depots, you just inspire 1,000 more to sprout up.
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I'm not exactly a Cesar Chavez booster but there is something about the insta-erasure of anything problematic that unsettles me
scott budman@scottbudman
Letter by letter, crews cover up “Plaza De Cesar Chavez” in San Jose.
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Are the Jews super smart or are all their enemies just massive retards? A perpetual question.
Adin - عدین - עדין@AdinHaykin1
Netanyahu: "Jesus represents good and we should fight to protect good" Anti-zionists: "wow blasphemy!!!"
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@iowahawkblog Just imagine how hardline the next spokesman will be
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Another triumphant gambit by the IRGC to lull us ever deeper into a false sense of security
Current Report@Currentreport1
BREAKING: Iran's IRGC spokesperson Ali Mohammad Naini has been killed in strikes in Tehran.
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