Chris Rippy

@USAGym Love the excuse. Next time just let @timdaggettnbc announce it: ‘Gymnastics 101 baby! Fly high, stick the landing… in whatever order the fingers decide!

@ChrisRippy6 fingers were moving faster than our brain on this one!

Congratulations to the Individual Event Winners! AA ➡️ Frederick Richard, MICH VT ➡️ Jun Iwai, STAN // Tyler Flores, OU PB ➡️ Nathan Roman, OU HB ➡️ Kelton Christiansen, OU PH ➡️ Brandon Dang, ILL SR ➡️ Asher Cohen, NEB FX ➡️ Cooper Kim, STAN ps: all apparatus winners are FIRST TIME champions!

@USAGym Statbroadcast order is comedy gold. USAG making gymnastics harder to track than decoding women’s NCAA perfect 10s 😆

@ChrisRippy6 calling this “statbroadcast” order 😊

@kmkeirns @USAGym Congrats to the winners! Listed in the official order of: random, more random, Oklahoma heavy, and then whatever

@ChrisRippy6 @USAGym It's because they only know WAG and so ordered them in a similar order to WAG.

@colinstenger POV: You only watch women’s gymnastics and try to watch men’s for the first time

the person who tweeted this only knows wag olympic order because it’s vault (goes first), bars (all), beam (with handles), ?????, floor (goes last)

@ThrillaRilla369 This is a great example that we as men are simple creatures and find entertainment in the simple things!

My girlfriend got on to me the other day because she doesn’t understand why I can’t just pick eggs out of the carton like a “normal” person. She’s standing there watching me and says, “Why can’t you just go row by row like everyone else?” I said, “Because no egg should ever know when its time is coming.” She stared at me for a second, shook her head, and said, “You’re a psycho,” then walked off. Little does she know…I’ve got a whole tournament system going on. I take two eggs, tap them together, and whichever one doesn’t crack moves on to the next round. Only the strongest survive. 🥚 💪 😂

@KevonPerryGold1 @eMTBrides Clips are for your hair…

@eMTBrides i don’t understand still why they shoot someone when they see em fall down they unload the clip then be like don’t move

He wasn’t lying about shots fired 😂 we need to just execute this type of justice on some pedophiles and repeat criminals who harm or hurt people! If u think he got what he deserved ➡️ click the ♡

@hubermanlab Is there a way to make it taste good or at least tolerable?

The world’s top expert on the science of Kratom (biology, use patterns in US and elsewhere, safety alone and vs Rx meds etc.) is in the Huberman lab podcast studio tomorrow. What do you want me to ask them?

@ShaneWiskthem Fred Richard? FX, PB, and HB?

Emre Dodanli only one of two guys to be All-American on 3 events iktr 🙂‍↕️

@DOGE__news 0% chance she invested 6 figures of her own money

TikToker makes violent threat against President Trump over potential TikTok ban.

@HaroldPeckNYC @DefiantWorld 💯 same

Name one thing.

@townhallcom @ScottJenningsKY Every reply should be, “show me in the Constitution the Federal Government’s authority for that…”

Watch how the talking heads on CNN start SCREECHING when @ScottJenningsKY calmly explains why normal Americans have an issue with dropping off 20,000 migrants into a small town community.

@shotbyrip And you realized you had the coolest name, lol

I finally found my rhythm when I realized that even the steps backwards were apart of the dance -unknown

@andymtaylor I can’t wait to see the transcript of your first deposition with a cybertruck “I’m sorry sir, you can’t drive using that, it might not be stiff enough to turn the wheel!” 😂

I can see where this would be nice if I lost my 9 other fingers but until then I’m good.

@thereal_SnS @Guntalk That’s where I stopped reading, lol

@Guntalk “6 round clip”

#WPS #Razorbackgym Go Hogs!

#WPS #Razorbackgym

@wellsgymn @PlankShow Funny, that is what I look like at NGJA courses 😂

@PlankShow That's how I conduct almost all of my Zoom calls and meetings…and eat lunch most days.

Here’s how I’m having to do the show this morning

I thought the Hunger Games franchise was done?

This GIF of Judge Aquilina throwing away the letter Larry Nassar wrote the court about how hard it is for him to listen to victim testimonies PRETTY MUCH SAYS IT ALL.