Chris Vose

I asked Jordan Henderson why he didn't follow Leroy Fer for the Swansea goal. He said Not now, James. I said Ok, I'll ask you again later.

Anyone know any decent lawyers? I'm asking for a friend.

Update: I'm still stuck in Etienne Capoue's pocket but every effoft is being made to get out. Thanks for everyone's concern

Can anyone help? I've forgotten how to play football.

@JethroChadwick whats up?

#ICYMI New signing Rob Holding scored his 1st goal for Arsenal when they beat Chivas 3-1 vine.co/v/iZub1jUD6ZY

Joe harts left arm this tournament.

@thefishyskipper #unbelievablejeff

The Aaron Ramsey Curse!

When David Silva's wife phones to ask if you've seen him tonight 👀

Great moments in football: Man Utd treble Dortmund treble Germany WC win Liverpool 2-2 draw at home to West Brom

Louis van Gaal trying to qualify for the last 16 of the Champions League like. (via: @JOE_co_uk). amp.twimg.com/v/f75b7890-5f9…

Sparkling water is so fucking nasty. Why drink that? Water should be water, plain, simple. Man want a bubbly sensation in their mouth, skets

Özil can always find a man in space (via: @JOE_co_uk)

Someone explain this, please. twitter.com/Footballogue/s…

Debuchy after seeing that assist from Bellerin

I asked Daniel Sturridge if he was disappointed he failed a late fitness test. He said Of course I am, James. Stop asking. I said Ok.