Aethelstan - but still Frank by name.....

@EndWokeness That is the most appalling, deliberate, anti-christian presentation I've seen in years. No, really, in years. The godless have surpassed their attempt to mock God. But God will not be mocked, and Christ IS their judge.

7 times more people in the world die from being too cold than die from being too hot. So those 'fighting climate change' would condemn 7 people to death for each 1 they 'saved'. This does not sound like a virtuous plan to me

EXCL: Nicola Sturgeon refused to comment and sat in silence for hours during her police interview - despite publicly claiming to be "cooperating fully" with cops thescottishsun.co.uk/news/16305227/…

@ClarkeMicah @Felix_Romanus I want an accurate translation, not a beautiful one. Sorry for finding accuracy important.

.@felix_romanus . 1/2 Well, Henry's Great Bible is just no longer generally available. The only Bible which *is* generally available, which is poetic and beautiful, is the King James. Yet many churches which use the BCP do not use it.

@FredFredSanders Who's Bob?

Okay happy birthday, Bob. But I absolutely thought it was a photo of Bob Denver.

@WillColeshill Back in the day when UKIP was about leaving the EU the votes garnered here were mainly from people who didn't normally vote. Interesting comparison.

I can personally testify from my time reporting in BOTH Great Yarmouth and in Makerfield, that Restore is appealing to the disenfranchised, and activating dormant voters to a large degree, not simply pulling from other parties.

@MissLauraMarcus @Fox_Claire Beef steak.

Re the Peter Murrell spending spree. Salt and pepper grinders that cost £2.5k but look like charity shop tat and a camper van? I’d have a LOT more fun blowing £400k. Apart from a house - what would YOU spend £400,000 on?

@PGilday45277 @RAF_Luton It's a Short Sunderland. Any fule kno that.

@RAF_Luton that NOT a hurricane, its a Spit neither were Jets

Fact of the Day: The Hurricane was the seaplane fighter jet, it was first flown on the 31st Feb 1926 when Sqn Ldr Mo Stash-Copp took off from Lake Windermere (Cotswolds) and flew a 800.85km flight to Lake Coniston (Cotswolds) Photographed from a Canberra

@talker50 Not for those of us who cannot do 'overtime', but give our lives to our job anyway.

Absolutely brilliant policy.

@ClarkeMicah Should be the original, Greek.

Why are you quoting the dreary RSV? The Prayer Book and the Authorised Version are matched with each other. Inserting modernised scripture in Prayer Book services is like mending a Cathedral roof with corrugated iron.

@ClimateRealists Hot here, a few miles away from Heathrow. But not that hot. Is there something at Heathrow that might make it extra warm?

As per yesterday’s note.. these two locations are from the same Urban Heat Island.. to compare these readings as “records” doesn’t take into account how the urban areas have changed, in the last 104 years since the original record was made in 1922 at 32.8C. To insist it’s because of your SUV is to say the least, pushing it.

@worstall @rcolvile It would be worth it to rescue people from Birmingham, but spending that on taking them there seems seriously unsensible.

@rcolvile Well, yes, -ish. Then you realise that all political spending of the money lifted from our wallets gets spaffed like this. £100 billion on taking people to Birmingham? I mean, leaving, sure, humanitarian aid, but to?

It is quite funny that the zoomiest of the zoomer Nats donated £500k to a dedicated second referendum fund and it ended up getting spaffed on £3.5k wine coasters and £2.6k salt and pepper grinders.

@spikedonline @andrewlawrence Aren't people permitted to vote for a party they actually support, rather than one they don't?

Rupert Lowe’s vanity is off the charts. His party, Restore Britain, is shaving votes from Reform UK in Makerfield. This could hand a victory to Andy Burnham and let the ‘King of the North’ become PM. Restore is the enemy of populism, says Brendan O’Neill buff.ly/DbiUXiS

In the UK right now there are about as many children in school (10 million) as we have killed in total since 1967 through "abortion". Imagine that. Imagine something that wiped out every school child in the UK right now. Every single one of them. That's how many we've killed.

Just saying … Britain hit 32.8°C in May back in BOTH 1922 and 1944. This was long before SUVs, budget airlines and air fryers. Hysteria from the media is not fact ..it’s narrative and fear porn. As you were!

@OfficialBRFC Cheap. Hampton and Richmond Borough charge £18 for an adult.

🎫 After careful consideration, Berwick Rangers FC can confirm ticket prices for the 26/27 season. The decision to raise prices was not taken lightly, but rising costs mean it is necessary as we look to keep building both on & off the pitch. Tickets go on sale 1 June! 🖤💛

@JournalistJill Not sure, several hundred for a banana as far as I can remember.

Find your Peter Murrell item by putting a pound sign against the number of X followers and the last thing you touched in your kitchen. Mine is a £42600 pizza wheel.

@KaptainKwack @StormHour @British_Airways Kempton Park and Ascot. If you also annoyed us by overflying our home.

Today's flight in extremely clear conditions took us over 2 iconic British race courses... can you name them? @StormHour @British_Airways

@clim8resistance @SkyNews 🤣

@SkyNews * Weather, dammit.

BREAKING: The all-time May record temperature of 32.8C has been matched for the first time in 82 years #liveblog-body" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">news.sky.com/story/weather-…

@CovidMarshall Am I still allowed to eat Fray Bentos pies? If not, then I simply cannot bring myself to believe any of this stuff.....

Good morning survivors. Im getting lots of messages from fully jabbed people asking me if we are going to die from heat again this summer. Im afraid its just too early to tell, its been a few years since we all burned to death with global boiling upon setting foot outside, so ive been busy completing not 1, but 2 training courses regarding combustion and melting, it really is a mystery why every year about this time it starts to get hot, they should really look into it. I have a theory its to do with cow farts but its complicated and you haven’t completed module 2-b that deals with bovine gasses. Just pray we dont get the orange and red weather maps or we could be done for. Good luck out there.🫡🦺

@NativeBritUK @PolitlcsUK Not all, but most so-called charities are like that. I'm chairman of two that have never taken a penny from the state, and last year resigned as chairman of another one which never has done. Then again, they're real charities - one even seeks to help where the state fails.

@PolitlcsUK "charity director" We all know what that means. Sucking on the taxpayers teat, rinsing our hard earned cash for some shady, non essential 3rd sector woke nonsense.

🚨 NEW: Sarah Wakefield is the Green Party candidate in the Makerfield by-election She is a charity director and a Manchester City Councillor