I’m gonna need the Hattiesburg Canes crew to attend the Chick-fil-A school of drive-thru and learn how this works…..
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Christen Smith
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Christen Smith
@ChristenBean
Mama & Mississippi Girl. Retweets over tweets
Hattiesburg, MS Katılım Ekim 2011
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He's bald. HE’S BALD and he's torturing people who have hair!!
Zoya🕊️@Zoya_ki_batein
These men don’t deserve to be fathers!
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I have so many questions. For example:
Why are they matching?
Why are they wearing cocktail dresses?
Why are they wearing chokers?
Is this the church choir?
Does your choir usually dress like this?
Dr. Robert Jeffress@robertjeffress
Some of our “church ladies” at the new movie MELANIA that includes my prayer for the President and First Lady! @FLOTUS @POTUS
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@jeffreyabeall @drantbradley Same happened to us when they were 5! We wanted them to learn fundamentals in rec but apparently we were already too late. The rec team was practice for a travel team and those boys had man gloves and could throw from first to third.
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@drantbradley Its certifiable. We moved to a town where my 3rd grader was going to play baseball for the first time. We were told to hire a private coach to work with him for hours each week so he wouldn’t be embarrassed and ostracized by the other players and parents! 3rd grade!!
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70% of kids withdraw from organized sports by the time they are 13 years-old. This is why. Sports is no longer about exercise and fun. It’s about performance so kids who are coached like this retire from sports at 13. It’s too much!
Joey Bergles@JoeyBergles
I love people that don’t need conditions to be optima to work hard Lucky to coach kids/adults all over the country/world who live it everyday. When you’re not working hard, know someone else out there is…
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@UpTambourine Sometimes I wish we could back to pre- social media times. I didn’t appreciate not knowing how many completely unhinged there are enough.
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It's unimaginably dysfunctional that people would agree that a husband punching his wife, cutting her off from money and relationships and calling her degrading names are all abuse, but if you say that he forcibly sexually violates her, they say "she gave permanent consent."
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@BethMooreLPM Trust me! Get a Pilsbury frozen crust and a grocery store rotisserie chicken. It’s still homemade-ish and it’s fabulous.
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Coming home from a run to the grocery store so Keith and I can cook for like 114 hours on a Saturday.
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@_kylemetz @JennMGreenberg Mine was around 10k with insurance. 13k is just an average.
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@JennMGreenberg Where does this number come from? Our hospital bill was ~4k and it would have been less had I been a little smarter throughout the process
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The average cost to deliver a baby is $13,000, assuming there’s no complications.
Honestly we really just need the cost of living to go down so moms can afford to stay home with their babies.
Anthony Pompliano 🌪@APompliano
If the government is handing out $5,000 bonuses to moms who have a baby, we are going to see a baby boom unlike anything America has ever seen.
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@wanyeburkett Your kid will be just fine. I put my kid in the bed with me at 9 months and never looked back. Best thing I ever did as a Mom. We all went to sleep and had the best conversations before bed. I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
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@eveforamerica I was 9, 35 years ago and not close to being overweight. Ate mostly food my parents grew. From my experience talking with other women, it’s pretty normal.
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it is so incredibly common for men to moan and begrudge the 6 weeks you can't have sex, and then at the worst part of the spectrum you have men like this.
there is no coming back from this emotionally.
a man who puts his own desires first when you are PP doesn't love you.
Skeletor 🧼🧽🫧@TheMuppetPastor
We will definitely pray for you. But madam, this is WRONG. You need time to rest and recover and the doctor should have told him as much. He absolutely must give you time to heal. I’m sure it hurts as much psychologically as it does physically. Do you have a therapist to speak with? Is there a way can tell him no? Does he understand your need to heal? Does he regret what he did? I desperately want to believe this was just ignorance on his part. But if he knew full well what he was doing and did it anyway, you may need to find another safe place to stay. I feel awful for you. Stay safe and do what you need to do. Ugh, the last thing you need to be worrying about is this. But please be safe.
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@emilykmay Ha! When I was a teenager, my mom told me to not get serious and have fun.She said make somebody take you to lunch and somebody else take you to dinner! Of course she grew up in the 50s, but it was still pretty good advice!
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@KatelynBeaty This is all kinds of hilarious!! And really, really sad.
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Christen Smith retweetledi
I've never FULLY made a bed. Growing up, my mom always did it. In college, I'd just change the sheets when dirty and haphazardly throw everything back on. After that, women have always done it. On a little vacation right now at an Airbnb, and I said, "Maybe I'll surprise her and do it."
That was really annoying. It felt like decorating a cake on the Great British Bake Off. Now I'm protective of the bed, I don't want to sit on it or lay in it, and I don't want her to. I don't want to wreck it. Don't get me started on throw pillows.
No wonder women are always yelling.
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Hilde (age 3) tonight, chatting to herself in the other room, convicting my heart:
“I have everything I need. I have my favorite chair, I have my kitchen, I have my backyard, I have my front yard, a table, a noodle, meat, mommy, daddy, my own baby, and I’m so happy to be me.”
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I have a random hypothesis and would love to run a VERY unscientific poll out of sheer curiosity 😆...
Excel (the computer program)...
Autistic people LOVE it... ADHDers can't stand it.
Let me know where you fall if you're one, the other, or both 😆
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@emilykmay Mine was built in 65 and it’s really solid. Definitely different from new builds.
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they absolutely do not make houses like they used to. i do not want a new construction. i want a house built before 1950.
𝓑ᥫ᭡@quesadaaa_
What’s the most boomer complaint you have?
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@buttonslives Me!! I never babysat and still don’t like kids who aren’t mine. I was completely content not having a baby and didn’t have one until I was 31. The best thing that ever happened to me and I absolutely cannot imagine my life without him. The very best thing I ever did!
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I am once again asking for encouragement from women who have never felt “baby fever” but are very glad they chose to have children anyway
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@DerrickEvans4WV I saw that happen once and the truck just kept on going…
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Am I the only one who has a fear of this while on the interstate?
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