😂 this just makes me feel old....and very tired
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Christy Crimmins Garcia
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@BethMooreLPM I have been thinking to myself all day “do *I* have classified documents in my house?!” Even though I have never touched a classified document.
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If you do not have classified documents in your home, please notify the Justice Department immediately.
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@krissolberg1 I have a “frozen mix” prediction on my weather app for next week, but I’m pretty sure that’s just “cold rain” 😂
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Can you name a more excited group of people than Texas meteorologists during a tornado warning? You can't.
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@86thistimeline @OKWildlifeDept I've never wished a gif had sound more in my life.
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the real stars of duck season are all the good bois and girls being all serious in their little camo vests 😭
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@kevinroose @mattyglesias @DKThomp Covering the downside of these emerging technologies is essential. It doesn't detract from them or "big tech" any more than telling someone to wear a seatbelt in a car or research the safety of skydiving before jumping out of the plane does.
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@mattyglesias @DKThomp The NYT -- and every media outlet -- covers lots of topics through a "negativity lens." (We don't write about the planes that land safely.) You can argue that's a problem, but it's a much different claim than "no NYT reporter is allowed to write positively about tech."
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It’s like a Segway for each foot! Now with AI!
CNN@CNN
Would you spend nearly $1,400 to walk faster? These battery-powered shoes can boost walking speeds up to 7mph and adjust to a user's walking pattern by using a machine learning algorithm.
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Christy Crimmins Garcia retweetledi
Red Alert everyone! We're getting a Twister sequel called... Twisters!
vulture.com/2022/10/twiste…
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Coach Beard: Sounds like it might be your favorite Gin Blossoms song.
Ted: "Follow You Down"?
Coach Beard: No, "Hey Jealousy."
Ted: No, "Hey Jealousy" is their best song. My favorite song of theirs is "Follow You Down."
#S02E01 lassoism.com/Ted-Lasso-S02E…
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@krissolberg1 Ummm…when can I book my visit?!? :-)
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Christy Crimmins Garcia retweetledi
Sept 23, 2022
This coming week, Earth passes closer to Jupiter than in six decades.
Rising at sunset & setting at sunrise, look for it overnight — the brightest "star" in the sky.
Jupiter, at its closest, exerts a force of gravity on Earth 5x higher than when at its farthest
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Everyone take a drink and calm down. I'm just as excited as you are....ok....maybe not. I'm not "bring my own chair wait in line to get in" excited.
Chris Sadeghi@chrissadeghi
THE DAY HAS ARRIVED! At 6am, @HEB opens in Frisco and there is already a line to get their special brand of milk, ice cream, meat and more. A grocery giant across Texas, this will be the first in the Metroplex although 8 more are under construction across DFW. #IAmUp
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Me returning to in-person meetings after 2.5 years of working from home.
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