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Does Kanye West's ban go beyond the free speech debate? "If you are releasing songs like Heil Hitler, if you are selling swastika branding... you are essentially encouraging violence towards Jews." @TVKev @KiszelyPhilip

Darling @EdwardJDavey, Bless your desperately virtuous little heart. How very noble of you to rush to the defence of the Iranian regime while clutching your pearls over “threatening war crimes” and “mocking Islam”. Let me be crystal clear, sweetheart: Mocking Islam is exactly what every single MP in this country should be doing. Islam is a religion that stones women to death for adultery, hangs homosexuals from cranes in public squares, beheads apostates, flogs rape victims for “improper dress”, mutilates the genitals of little girls with rusty blades, forces child brides as young as nine onto grown men, throws gay people off rooftops, beats wives into submission under “discipline” laws, practices polygamy and forced marriage, imposes brutal blasphemy laws that punish criticism with death, treats non-Muslims as second-class dhimmis who must pay the jizya tax or face execution, still openly practices slavery and concubinage in parts of the Islamic world, celebrates the death of infidels, indoctrinates children to hate Jews and Christians, and pours hundreds of billions into global jihad, terrorism, grooming gangs in the West and the deliberate Islamisation of Britain deserves nothing but open ridicule, savage mockery, relentless contempt and unapologetic derision from every single MP sitting in the British Parliament. Now let’s look at you, Davey. This is your previous greatest hits collection, isn’t it, you pathetic, spineless, gutless little absolute wanker of a failure? The man who, as Postal Affairs Minister, sat in his comfortable Whitehall office and coldly ignored hundreds of desperate postmasters begging for help. You dismissed their evidence, you mocked their suffering, you repeatedly defended the rotten Horizon software that you knew was destroying innocent lives. You helped ruin families, bankrupt businesses, and drive people to suicide, all while smiling for the cameras and pretending everything was fine. The same gutless wonder who still can’t bring himself to say whether a woman can have a penis, because your entire party has been captured by the most deranged woke lunacy imaginable. The Lib Dem leader who spent years selling out Brexit, cheering mass immigration, open borders, and every single anti-British policy that has flooded this country. And now here you are a man with a CV of failure longer than most people’s shopping list lecturing the rest of us about strength and morality. How utterly hilarious. Keep performing, darling. The British people see exactly what you are. Britain First. No Surrender. 🦁🇬🇧

This is Walker Smith. After dedicating 17 years to Waitrose, he was recently dismissed. The reason? For attempting to stop a shoplifter nicking Easter eggs. Yes you read that right. He should be applauded, not sacked. Shameful @waitrose. Re-employ Walker Smith!