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“If AOC was fat and in her sixties, would anyone listen to another thing she ever said”

Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the “Wade Mode” feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested.

Trump on the ballroom: "They have very very important rooms down there. The most important. This was the one opportunity for the military to do something. We use it as a drone port. You can have unlimited drones up there and drones are what's happening right now."

Van Hollen to Blanche: Do you know that it is a criminal offense to lie to Congress?

Trump on his Rededicate 250 speech: You think it's easy to read scripture? It's not easy. I think religion is very important for our country. This country was built largely on religion.

Trump: Obama, Biden, spent more than $100 million on the reflecting lake. Some people say $200 million. You know what they got out of it? A closed lake, it never opened. It was a disaster. I'm doing a job on the reflecting lake for a fraction of what they paid.

Trump: Thomas Massie is really a Democrat. He voted against men playing in women’s sports. He voted against the mutilzation of your children. He voted against open borders.

Trump: "When you have strong religion, you have less crime. It's like, 'Gee, I want to go to heaven, so I'm not going to do this or that.' Who knows."

Governor Landry to Greenlandic boy: ‘Do you want a picture?’ Greenlandic boy: ‘No.’ —DR

Rep. Maria Salazar: "It's in the hands of two entities. God the Father, and Donald Trump. The Lord saved him. The Lord wanted him back in the Oval Office."

great live shot, sir. it's just a light breeze, sir.

QUINTANILLA: According to the filings, the president has been trading some Intel in the quarter JIM CRAMER: Yeah, uh, yeah, hmm FABER: Got nothing to say? CRAMER: Uh, uh, yeah, whoa, yeah. FABER: Don't worry. We're not having technical difficulties, but we gotta go

Vance: There is a simple principle I have: If you are committing fraud against the American people you ought to go to prison. If you are a public official not fighting against fraud, you ought to have your money taken away because you should not be able to steal from all of you and give it to fraudsters.

Q: Do you regret supporting former Vice President Kamala Harris? MARK CUBAN: I'm not going into my politics at all