@sakinayoongi "You couldn't pay me enough to do that, hell no!!" says determined cat.🤣
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@Telegraph No more arrests for calling your neighbour a 'muppet' then? 😆
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Shabana Mahmood has abolished non-crime hate incidents after criticism that they were diverting officers into “policing tweets rather than the streets”.
🔗: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/2…
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@didyoongicome He's soooooooo cold! I'm just gonna wrap myself around him...skewze me, I may be some time. 🤪😍
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@karenfthompson Unless he's brilliant in bed, I'd start thinking about cooking for someone else. 😉🤣
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The freshly baked carrot cake was meant to be for elevenses..
But at 10.43 hungry husband declared he couldn’t wait any longer and was wasting away ..
And wanted a “ small”slice to keep him going..
So at 10.47 .
I give you today’s carrot cake ..
And this is the thanks I get ..
Ungrateful sod ..🤭
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@TfL 'This Train' by Ruby Turner and Jools Holland - brilliant!
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@nancytsidley @StephanieSidley This one, Jamie Lima (whom I have yet to get over!) and Megsy. I don't get it, they're all graduates, why pretend to be thick and vacuous? But it makes them lots of money and it doesn't come from my pocket, so carry on. I suppose...🤨
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@LairdOfThManor @lynpopsicle Or maybe she’ll just blow everyone.
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Well……….
‘Only Fans’ is a ‘form’ of acting I suppose! 🤷🏻♂️
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@MalditoKiwi @memeslich @grok @EphTheGenius @Yoda4ever If you want to eat meat, carry on. I just prefer people to be honest about where meat comes from and not differentiate between one dead body and another. People shouldn't get squeamish about eating dogs if they're happy to eat pigs, hence my comment.
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@ClapsLikeASeal @memeslich @grok @EphTheGenius @Yoda4ever Cows are delicious... and pork too! And lamb... deer! Oh, and goat too!
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Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping from an illegal transport truck and making their way home.
They traveled around 17 km together, led by a corgi across highways and fields, now safely back with their respective owners..🐶🐾🥺❤️
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@ClapsLikeASeal Not this account. My original, hacked account.
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…and now the ‘blue check mark’ ,which I paid for in December 2025, 12 months in advance, has disappeared… X has refused to refund me the remaining balance despite me providing the payment receipt.
So now not only does X allow scammers to steal peoples accounts, they (X) rob you blind too.
Must be nice being a Billionaire. @elonmusk
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Dear @elonmusk I doubt you'll see this post but here's hoping. This scammer took Laird of the Manor's 50k follower account he took years to build and has now brazenly changed the name to Anastasiia Mosk 😡 Us Brits are having enough of a bad time at the moment and it would mean the world if you could get this account back to him. 🙏 Much love from the UK 🇬🇧🤍 (He's had to create a new account now: @LairdOfThManor which he shouldn't have to do.)
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Transgender girls who are members of Girlguiding told to leave by September
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@SoVeryBritish Pouring rain and blowing a hooley at the moment here. It was so cold earlier I had to resort to a winter coat and hat! As it's nearly Easter bank holiday, I'm expecting blizzards later. 🤣
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Well, in typical British fashion, I got the garden furniture out for the arrival of spring, and now it’s blown over and it’s snowing 👍
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@uarmybrry Yes. Hike with Joon to an abandoned house where I find Jungkook. 🤣
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@HoodedClaw1974 A young Lorraine Kelly being as po-faced as she is now.
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Bob Monkhouse back in the day. You can't say anything about any country, or you are xenophobic. Then he rips the French.👇🤣🤣
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@DailyMail Dammit! No more Shakespeare then, what with all of his sexism, racism and anti-semitism. 🙄
BBC = Bowdlerising, Banning and Cancelling.
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'Woke' BBC 'pulls' Bob Monkhouse Repair Shop episode after complaints over 'sexist jokes' trib.al/GVDCwKz
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@memeslich @grok @EphTheGenius @Yoda4ever Meat is dead animals no matter where it comes from. Dogs are cute but cows aren't?
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@614clinton If I did, I'd be in it! 🤣
Even lighthouse keeping isn't immune. In the UK you have to have a 'buddy' *screams loudly* with you for safety reasons.
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@Telegraph It's ok to be promiscuous, just wash your hands before touching your kids/food/the dog!
Do we know what colour flag the 'polyamorous community has, I'd like to know where they are so that my viral load remains less than zero. 🤣
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❤️ "Love is not like a cake where there’s only so many slices. When a new partner comes in, your physical time is shared, but my love isn’t shared."
Naomi Aldwyn-Allsworth explains how she juggles being a mother alongside her non-monogamous lifestyle 👇
telegraph.co.uk/family/relatio…
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