Clare here 🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙 & 💖💛💙 #notaphase

I'm in Flare Path by Terence Rattigan this October in Chelmsford with @TheatreAtBaddow The playwright wrote this play whilst on active service in the RAF during WWII. Come and see? Watch "Meet the cast, Flare Path. Clare Woodward." on YouTube youtu.be/PHV21BpfuHA

When my daughter was 7 years-old she once interrupted a bedtime story to tell me, “In a pie-eating contest, it doesn’t matter if you win or lose because you get to eat pie.” I think about that a lot.

Thread: 1/. As the death toll rises to 41 today, four women you should know who were deliberately and unlawfully killed in Iran when protesting gender apartheid and the killing of #Masha_Amini: Hadis Najafi, aged 20, shot six times when security forces opened fire on her.

@BadMedicalTakes ..... oh no.

My cat refuses to believe it is not dinner time yet.

My 10yo has been practicing Korean on Duolingo all weekend and I didn’t know why. Today I found out it’s because there’s a new kid in her class who only speaks Korean and she wants to make him feel at home. 🥺

EXCLUSIVE: Jürgen Klopp threatens to quit as Liverpool boss unless the club changes its official nickname to ‘The Kloppheads’

Pete Davidson confirms he is dating Sofia Dolmio

Much debate around the "safety" of possible junior doctor strikes. To be crystal clear: the dangers to patients of 12 years of NHS understaffing & despair, disillusionment & burnout are literally lethal. Juniors, I'm only too happy to provide cover if you strike. Solidarity ✊

@trussliz @MailOnline May you, Liz Truss, and may you, Daily Mail, reap every last thing you've sown. The Devil always collects with interest and I think he will be closing in on you soon.

@trussliz @MailOnline We're in crisis..Thanks to all of you. And this statement is kicking a nation in the mouth when it's already down. Much is made of "talking Britain down" but it's all of you who have taken Britain down. We aren't who we were and its your doing.

I have a clear plan to build a Britain where everyone everywhere can realise their potential. We will usher in a decade of dynamism by focusing relentlessly on economic growth. My oped in the @MailOnline 👇 dailymail.co.uk/debate/article…

@trussliz @MailOnline Unless you work part time, earn under £150k, are LGBT+, are a travelling person, are a migrant, are renting your home, are a woman caught by the rise in pension age eligibity, are working class, live in a non Tory constituency....

people who suggest that my £580k salary makes me a wealthy man simply aren't taking into account the costs associated with sending my four sons to Eton, maintaining a fleet of luxury SUVs and living in a flying castle

@TinyActing 🙏💝 xxx

@ClareMW_here I'm sending you all my hugs xx

I'm having a very self conscious morning.. you're all better at the Twitter than me 😄

@MaryLoudonNovel 🙏💝

@ClareMW_here Clare, I’m sending you and your family every possible strength. Love for you all. Xxx

If you pray or spend time in thought for people in need, please remember my OH, David who is very unwell in hospital 🙏💙 Twitter is a little light for me rn and there's a lot of good people here. Please spare him (and me and the kids) a little thought of love. Thanks so much

@Rachel75x @cancitymcarthur @fesshole Theyre speakers & the screen's big enough 😄👍👍

@cancitymcarthur @ClareMW_here @fesshole I know right!!!???

I recorded a video of me shitting on the floor for money. Only for the guy to receive the video and not pay me. He them promptly blocked me. I'm mortified that the video is out there of me shitting on the floor

@KwasiKwarteng Tax us all properly. Let's see you invest in our nation and its people. "Trickle down" sounds like piss for a reason.

@KwasiKwarteng Your Party is sordid and it is also stupid to think we cannot see or know or understand what you've just done to us. And what you've been doing to us for twelve appalling years. May EVERYTHING your Party does return to you all in equal measure with interest..(at current rate)