Rob Massi

@nbcsnl this isn't remotely funny

he's not going to say it again

@OleTimeHardball Barry Bonds

You have your choice of any player, in his prime, to fill this DH spot. Who gets the call?

@sportsrage and the Knicks were hungover for two weeks after winning the nba cup.

i dont think its brought up enough . dudes on okc dont drink . they dont go out . the ' games on tv ' is going out for them . when they won last year the tables of booze went untouched for most part . was crazy . half the team said ' this first time ive ever drank ' when they won lol

@AmiriKing kentucky is in the midwest

Kentucky is the most ‘southern state’ in the US. That’s a hill I’ll die on. Moonshine Bluegrass Horses Hillbillies Bourbon Fried chicken Name a state more southern than Kentucky. I’ll wait.

@_CM_67_ MSG doesn't have any parking and is in manhattan it would be sick

Americans not understanding that in this scenario you wouldn’t need a car park the size of Andorra

@EdwardOnWheat @nickfalato @DanSchneierNFL no that's his job to stop the run right there he played it perfectly

@nickfalato @DanSchneierNFL Did he glitch and not know where he was afterwards?

This TE doesn't even get to Reese's frame 😭

@MLFootball zero of these parents are from buffalo

TRENDING: #Bills QB Josh Allen is under CRITICISM from fans for being “CLASSLESS” by firing up the crowd before the #Sabres playoff game & chugging a beer. Multiple parents have posted that this is not the type of behavior that should be shown to kids 😳

@LinusEkenstam this is really fucking cool

I was skeptical, but now I’m completely convinced. Fencing will become super popular due to this one very particular improvement to the sport. “Sword tip visualization” It’s going to debut at the summer olympics. Every single duel will look like a bloody lightsaber fight

@TheMetsX shut up put some respect on ben arroz

Carson Benge can’t hit a beach ball yet somehow this slapdick 26 year old prospect becomes Barry Bonds Baseball sucks

@ProjectGokuu this has to be a combo of the two most insufferable people on the planet. Just turning everyone into hypochondriacs.

Dr. Rhonda Patrick just dropped a 3-hour masterclass on the Huberman Lab podcast. She shared 8 shocking insights about everyday things that are slowly making you sick: 1) Drinking water from glass bottles (has higher levels of microplastics than in plastic ones)

@WrestleCourt she looks like a lesbian dominick now

She's lost all the aura bruv

@everymovieandtv nobody that good looking would be named mabel

@CoachMarcusHill it's spring break! kids can stay up late!

8:50 start time on a Monday night for the Natty? Fuck the blue collar early risers and my 8 year old basketball loving kid I guess? You guys couldn’t figure out how to squeeze every dollar out of a 7pm start?

@WallStreetApes who buys pet insurance

American is moving from the Democrat run state New Jersey to Republican run state South Carolina “One thing I didn't expect was drastically how different the price of everything would be” She can’t believe how much cheaper everything else. She says she has pet insurance for her dog, she pays about $1,000 per year in New Jersey She called to update the address, the new price for the exact same coverage is almost half price “Our yearly cost for his insurance in New Jersey was going to be $1,086, so that's roughly $90 a month. I gave them my updated address and they came back to me and they were like, okay, same exact coverage, same exact policy, same exact dog, $690, cut the price nearly in half, just in a different state. It is absolutely unaffordable to live here anymore”

@EmilySm43 $20

Be honest

@waybackintimes ya this shit was on hot 97 every day

A Nelly Furtado singing the remix of Missy Elliott's Get Ur Freak On (which isn't on any streaming platform) It caught me completely off guard.. Nelly had to publicly ask Missy on TV to drop it on Spotify because even she can’t stream it legally! ✨️ 🎶

@CoachSwit ummm football season

High School Baseball in the Northeast Has anyone thought about HS Baseball in the Fall then Spring? April 35–45° vs fall 60–70° isn’t close. • Arms not rushed • Better early games • Higher quality • Less injury risk Wouldn’t Fall be better? Thoughts?

@TwinkTheory well the books werrrnt called ron weasley so i'd say harry was that guy.

How did Harry potters parents have all that cash for his trust fund? They died at 21 and the only jobs in the wizarding world are civil servant, barmaid, teacher or shop owner. Or is it just like magic? And if so how are the Weasleys poor like how far does magic go? Are they just bad at magic?

@TalkinYanks @GJoyce9 it's probably for a roster spot for a reliever to start season since pitchers tend to not go as long beginning of season

Yankees have optioned Luis Gil to the Minor Leagues (via @GJoyce9)

@theStephenJKD women's wrestling is so bad

Rhea Ripley just got the worst reaction for a promo line ever. I think the crowd actually got quieter after she said it —a Negative Pop 😭 Jade Cargill vs Rhea Ripley is the worst WrestleMania title feud of all time.