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@coldhealing He shouldn’t have the dog in there

@Merridew__ He’s complaining right now that he doesn’t get enough credit for not complaining.

@MollyWalsh Too young, her husbands like 78

IS THAT HANNAHS HUSBAND?

@Messinadress1 I don’t get the issue. Ciara had her chance and didn’t want to lock him down it’s not like they were dating

Amanda had so much going for her… literally all she had to do was fuck anyone else

@jsidman @BarredinDC Worth the hype. Food was insane

Rye Bunny is the DC restaurant everyone's talking about. It opens Thursday. washingtonian.com/2026/03/31/rye…

@violentlyepic At first - I hoped it was going to be a statement on how intense everything feels when you’re in HS but no, it’s just stylized nonsense with no humor

this show is literally ass and will only be spoken of in the future during the kinds of conversations about the 2020s that send a chill down the spine

I try to remain nonjudgmental when it comes to toppings/condiment choices but if you order something unusual and then manually remove them when the order comes I can’t help but think less of you #jalapenos

did you know smokers smoke because they don't know how bad it is? no one's ever explained it to them. you can be the first

CAN I GRADUATE??

Every day I’m like “I’m gonna make a letter box” and then every day I get distracted being funny and eating vegetables and being sad Loki is blind now

Let’s try this all again, only faster now

It’s a little freaky when your pet stops what hes doing and stares intensely at a spot with nothing visible to you. It’s a lot freaky when your pet is blind

Most pressing issue in DC right now why did this woman running for office wear a shirt the exact same color as her poster

@juiciestjay617 @midwestern_baby It’s the Keebler elves

@midwestern_baby Cookie Crisp wolf, that tongue and him being an eater is 💯

stand up comedy is weird, there’s no reason i should be seriously researching which breakfast cereal mascot is the most sexually viable

@HighyieldHarry Justified gonna break in that top 4

My personal drama rankings 1) The Wire 2) Breaking Bad 3) The Sopranos 4) Better Call Saul 5) Mad Men 6) Succession 7) Boardwalk Empire 8) The Shield Doesn’t count one-offs like Season 1 of True Detective or mini-series. Those should probably be standalone lists. Obvs ppl can disagree, it’s a free country, this is just where I shook out. Theres alot of shows that had some great seasons but couldn’t stick landing or had falloff seasons - GoT, Dexter, Ozark etc. And no I don’t think alot of FX shows came close to HBO shows at all

I would like to write a longpost articlepost about how deeply this album has impacted me and how strongly I feel it is one of the greatest musical feats ever created and how it defines what it means to be an American. Is that okay?

More people should talk about how You’re The Worst is good

@skengdr1 @mean_field_zane @DeepDishEnjoyer The best read of this situation is that This girl took one at this guy and said “oh no here comes Math Talk”

@mean_field_zane @DeepDishEnjoyer I think you're avoiding an obvious black pill if your presence made a woman leave the premises immediately.

Met a really beautiful math PhD student at a house party last night. My friend and I tried talking to her, she immediately said “I don’t want to talk about AI or math” and fled the party. Why were you there if you didn’t want to talk about anything real, it was a party of econ graduate students lol.

I commend Buffalo Wild Wings for their pushing boundaries of being annoying in commercials. Just incredible work