The Theatrical Meteorologist of Florence (hee/haw)

@medoliyy Biscuits and sausage gravy! Delicious!

Bi sigara içse bu yemekten daha sağlıklı olurdu. Bu nasıl bi yemek kültürü???

@Secondstar14 @ewarren I don't want a government that thinks about my financial situation. I want a government the protects my right to manage my own financial situation.

@ewarren Trump's main goals: ballroom, arch, reflection pool, and rose garden. Never was about you, or what he could do for you- it's been what you do for him

$15M for painting the Lincoln Reflecting Pool electric-blue. $100M for a giant Arch named after Trump. $1B for Trump’s ballroom. If this administration is interested in rooting out government waste, they can take a look at Trump's taxpayer-funded vanity projects.

@ewarren Be still, Sacajawhitelady.

@DefiantLs This guy is such a fool

Neil deGrasse Tyson: "Elon Musk hasn't done anything that NASA hasn't already done."

@VEventHorizonV @atensnut They don't. They just keep juggling debt until they fritz out and do a family annihilation.

@atensnut Decent size house, 3 good condition trucks.... how do people this stupid afford that?

Family all get arrested after daughter attacks police officer. This is wild !!

@MoeMartinez13 @atensnut You should review the statistics

@atensnut If this was a black or Latino family they would’ve caught a beating and arrested or 💀immediately. I said what I said ….

@atensnut Fuck these garbage people

@nettermike Why try to win when we might lose? Let's just stay with the sure bet and lose

Let this sink in. Bianco has NO chance of winning. He is the one splitting the votes. If we get 2 Democrats on the top 2, make sure you thank the Sheriff for destroying California!

@MarioNawfal There a metal platform like this I have to drive over on my daily commute. This will be a game changer.

🇨🇳 Chinese car tech is getting harder to dismiss. The West spent decades laughing at Chinese cars. That era is over.

@ChrisVanHollen @FBIDirectorKash Alcohol is legal. You're friends aren't.

Yesterday, @FBIDirectorKash told me he'd take the Alcohol Use Disorders Identification Test if I did. Well, here's mine.   Given all the lies he told yesterday, I imagine he'll fudge the numbers here, but let's see yours, Director Patel.

@IngrahamAngle If we try to win, we might lose. Maybe we should stick with the safe bet and try to lose.

Admire all Repubs trying their best in California, but reality is setting in. If Bianco stays in the race, Hilton may not make the top two. Would be squandering a huge opportunity.

@MbarkCherguia Haha. Dumb bitch.

She gets right in his face screaming “DON’T TOUCH ME!” until he finally snaps and punches her. Was he justified in his reaction, or did he go way too far?

@CAgovernor Lol. My ass.

Balancing my final budget proposal for California. Tune in tomorrow.

@0kIndoor @Geniustechw The difference between the right and the left is that the right doesn't need the left's money to realize our aspirations.

@Geniustechw It's the only way to win a war, we certainly wouldn't win with a bunch of fucking Libtards up front.

Liberal woman has a full meltdown: “F*ck it, let’s go to war… Trump supporters up front! Now you get to show how tough you REALLY are! Boots on the ground — no women, no people of color… straight white conservative men!” What’s YOUR response to this?

@MarioNawfal Blow the bridges. Stop risking your lives defending scumbags from scumbags.

🇺🇸 Chicago police had Derek Jordan, 42, boxed in an alley in Humboldt Park. He was wanted for a shooting on the expressway. He rammed a bus, a squad car, and hit a pedestrian trying to escape. Officer Walzer yells "Get out of the f***ing car or I'll kill you"... then fires 6 shots through a tinted window. Walzer is stripped of his badge. George Floyd's attorneys now represent the family. COPA is investigating. The bodycam shows a man trying to ram his way through a police perimeter. It also shows an officer who announced he was going to kill someone before he did. Watch it yourself. What do you see?

@PhilALarsen @JoyceWhiteVance Or even if you don't, as long as the agenda is met.

@JoyceWhiteVance Clarifying question: Are you saying that you’re allowed to break whatever rule you want as long as you hold elected office?

As punishment? These are the people’s elected representatives.

@ChrisVanHollen Sure we were in the same bed baby, but nothing happened. She was just cold. I was trying to help! How am I THE BAD GUY??? Lol. You're such a putz.

Glasses were placed in front of us but we did not drink them. I know that may be a confusing concept for Director Patel.

@nypost Toned? More like tanned. I knew she was a jerk, but jerky? Snap into a Slim Jim!

Demi Moore’s toned arms take center stage on Cannes Film Festival 2026 red carpet trib.al/DYJYRNx

@Liberfach0 Lol. Stupid bitch.

⚠️🇦🇺 | ¡TOTALMENTE DOMADA! La influencer, Abbie Chatfield, reapareció con los ojos llorosos y publicó un vídeo de disculpa después de que su novio, Keli Holiday, fuera expulsado y censurado de Estados Unidos, tras viralizarse publicaciones de Abbie, pidiendo el asesinato del presidente Trump y burlándose de la muerte de Charlie Kirk. Debido a sus "bromitas" el novio va a tener que agarrar la pala, porque ya no podrá hacer presentaciones en EE.UU.

@AntiWokeMemes He doesn't look like he's from Hispaniola

What is your response to him?