Alex

“You’re a water sign and I’m a dollar sign” London Tipton

@McSmurray @RealPostFolder Thanks McSmurray

@RealPostFolder For jizz. It's for cleaning Jizz. There's your context folks. Damp towels are really good at cleaning semen off human skin. Vagueposting averted. Context provided.

@JerrBearr @IMAO_

@IMAO_ There is a finite amount of money in the economy. When people like Musk hoard trillions of dollars, it means there’s fewer available to everyone else. This is a type of basic logic that conservatives are simply too dumb to comprehend

Yes, your own choices have more than a thousand times the effect on your finances than anything Elon does.

StringCheese-Man

Throwing tomatoes at NFL teams based on how much I hate them.

@barhemula46628 @marissaComstok @BowTiedPhRaptor Great film

@marissaComstok @BowTiedPhRaptor The movie with Mel? Might have to rewatch since i was like 3 when i first saw it. Really on the fence about this tho, maybe if he hadn’t slept with her first it would have been fine

This is the exact solution the Old Testament prescribes

Iceman 🥶

@JAYChi_Bears @Schultz_Report Owen’s replacement is what it seems like to me

VISIT: Per @Schultz_Report, The Chicago #Bears are bringing in former Chiefs S Nazeeh Johnson for a visit. Johnson, 27, is a 1x Super Bowl champion w/KC. His career year in '24: -16 G, 6 starts -56 TOT -3 PD -3 TFL -1 QBH -1 sack Strong blitzing safety and solid tackler

@jacobinfante24 Shares* not stocks

I’m buying all the Luther Burden III stocks in 2026. He was on a 1,000-yard pace in the second half of the season, and you really saw him come into his own as a route runner for the #Bears. His comfortability with route depth and tempo variance improved as the year came along. Paired with his elite YAC ability, that’s a dangerous combo to stop. With DJ Moore gone, there’s a clear opportunity to pick up those touches. Burden will have another year to work within the system; I’m stoked to see what he does. Think he ends up as WR1.

@GreenBayParsons @ColLove84 @Buckee99 beating Matt Eberflus and company is not a flex

@ColLove84 @Buckee99 💀

I can’t wait for this kid to prove everyone wrong😂

@jacobinfante24 @ChicagoBears If you watched the way he signed his name you’d know he did not paint it

I'm loving the Bob Ross theme for the #Bears' schedule reveal. Kudos to the social team for their video, and I hope Rome Odunze actually made that painting

@BearsShowYo @DraftKings

@DraftKings Make it more difficult

The Bears’ strength of schedule isn’t getting any easier: 2026: Hardest in the NFL 2025: 2nd hardest

@PeanutChillman Yes a team that won the superbowl won the superbowl 😂😂😂

Lions and Vikings will have the international drag again. Has a team that won the Super Bowl ever won the Super Bowl? Any stats on that?

@luisprietob86 @ebsoftball2

@ebsoftball2 Stop joking around, this is reality. You face teams that are going to be in the playoffs and you don't even put up a fight. We don't have an ace, We don't have a serious bullpen, the offense dies in these kinds of games

According to my calculations, if the Cubs continue their current “win 10 then lose 3” pattern, they’ll finish the regular season at 120-42, sweep the NLDS & NLCS, fall behind 3-0 in the World Series, and then win 4 straight to become World Series Champions!

@fuwiousss @King_Yeezuzs @MLB Yeah no chance he understands

@King_Yeezuzs @MLB i don’t think you realize how good pca is out there

Pete Crow-Armstrong is just unbelievable in center field 🤯

@SPRE8DTHE10VE @iamcogs @MGoldenSZN

@iamcogs @MGoldenSZN You dumped 80 million dollars into an OL, that your will never be able to win without

😂😂

@BigBoss1017ahem @KelPatrick007

@KelPatrick007 Are you one of those Packers and Cubs fans?

Bears fans are so fucking delusional LMAOOO

@SWT_Channel @KevinLamb74 Yeah would’ve been cool to see more with the clones but we had an epic one at the start of ep 3

@KevinLamb74 I would say one area Prequels severely lacked in were tactical space battles we saw in the OT. The only film that remedied that was Rogue One.

Say what you want about Prequels... ...but they stacked dope action! Kenobi vs. Jango Fett is still one of my favorite action scenes in all Star Wars. Q: What's yours?

@CassieKatarn @mcballz @StarWarsDaily_

@mcballz @StarWarsDaily_ "I am no jedi" ~ Ahsoka Tano

@Warbreaker_VZ @AndrewYang

@AndrewYang You become a billionaire by hoarding over a billion dollars in value. It's not physically possible for one person alone to create that much value because of the scale involves, they need many workers, except they keep the lion's share of what they co produce.

I think someone can become a billionaire by creating over a billion dollars worth of value.

@ChrisNelso25625 @AdamHoge

@AdamHoge Will BJ take accountability for a QB who only plays 8 minutes a game despite having all stars at every position?

Super interesting conversation with Dennis Allen this morning, who took a lot of accountability for the lack of a pass rush last season, saying they got away from the fundamentals because they were too focused on the scheme. Big emphasis on correcting that this season. #Bears