Carley

@Tesco found this piece of metal in one your dog treats today. Dread to think the potential damage this could have caused had I fed this to my dog! Returned to your store today and offered a replacement pack of treats & a £5 voucher. I hope there’s a product recall on these!

@mileswithshell Oooh ours went in last year so we’re hoping next we’ll get them & the pots on the trellis have been great for bringing in the bees as well which has been lovely so hopefully they’ll have some tasty wild flowers next year too 🤞🤞

@Cobblybob Hope you get some next year. We planted some wildflower seeds two years ago in our lawn at the front and only this year have we seen actual flowers, they’ve been beautiful.

Pimped up next door’s garage wall - with their permission and assistance. It’s going to look beaut when the wisteria and roses flower next year 😍 ‘Lawn’ is also rewilding nicely - absolutely buzzing with bees and butterflies.

@mileswithshell Please do! It’s just brought a nice little colour splash against the brick and the patio. We’re hoping for some wildflowers through the gravel at the bottom next spring 🤞

@Cobblybob Oh this looks great. Our neighbours on the other side want to do something similar with the side of our garage now so I’ll show them this too, looks beautiful.

@JoJoTrainers @runningpunks 4 years ago I had a woman say this exact same thing to her mate about me as she sat at a bus stop eating a magnum. I still remember it every single time I run by that bus stop. Now I shall add a fuck you to it!

A big fat #runningpunks fuck you to the cockwombles in the park.. whilst the orange daps and pink top might be a challenging sartorial statement for some..nothing warrants "state of it..fuckin' disgusting" Do better.. dicks like you are why so many women avoid getting out there

@Secret_Marathon It’s been incredible! So much seen (and eaten!) but could use a couple more days! Thank you!

@Cobblybob Hope you’re having an amazing time Carley!

Saw this house in Rome…thought of @Secret_Marathon…look at those sad eyes!

@Secret_Marathon Aw enjoy it & the time together. Food is love!

@Cobblybob Thank you! I’ve really enjoyed cooking at home this week. I’m very rarely here to eat with him, let alone do the cooking.

He’s lucky to have me 😂

Introduced Mum to @KathyBurke Where There’s A Will, There’s A Wake. “I cried actual tears. I fucking love Kathy Burke!” She then told me off for not telling her about is sooner.

@DbJared @keithdunn @keithdunn is an absolute treasure and should be protected at all costs. What a gem!

Multiple phones in hand, @keithdunn works as hard as anyone at this race who isn't actually running. #BM100

@Secret_Marathon Or had already been romanced? Either way, I love it!

Twenty past midnight this guy gets on my train. Someone is about to get romanced

@Secret_Marathon Fantastic news!!

@Cobblybob Thanks Carley! All looking positive so far. Hoping he’ll be allowed home today 🤞🏻

It’s happening. (Not so) baby bro is going into theatre now to donate a kidney to his mother in law. Everything in my body is squeezed so tight for both of them.

@emmalouiseclay I’m not sure there is a such a thing. Especially in December.

How many mince pies in one day is too many?

@Secret_Marathon Mine is straight up Hot Fuzz. I rarely notice it in these WFH times. That was not the case when I was visiting clients in London earlier this week

I don’t have one until I talk to my family and then good luck figuring out what I’m saying or if I’m even the same person you thought you knew 😂

Erm @thetrainline now I know it’s been a long week so I might be going mad but I don’t think £74.90 + £0 is £115.80…is it? Help please.

@Secret_Marathon That’s the one!!

@Cobblybob Mystery solved!

Help me out… there’s a meme of an angry cartoon face that looks like my sourdough. It’s driving me crazy!

@TPOCraigles Great work! Take it a day at a time please.