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Nicole Haber

@ColeHaber

Be cool. I got this.

new york Katılım Kasım 2007
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derek guy
derek guy@dieworkwear·
me doing a filibuster: "to understand how to buy pants, we must first understand wool, which starts with a story about how humans domesticated the wild mouflon in ancient Mesopotamia"
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eli 🕯✨
eli 🕯✨@nienna121·
Today I saw a car that had one and only one bumper sticker on it, and it said “DEFUND PAW PATROL”
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Nicole Haber@ColeHaber·
"concepts of a plan" is my favorite death cab for cutie song.
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MoonPie
MoonPie@MoonPie·
No pressure but can you reply to this or something so my boss knows that you know that we made a new box of MoonPies for the solar eclipse
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Uber Support
Uber Support@Uber_Support·
@ColeHaber We're sorry to hear about this. Please send us a DM with the phone number associated with your account as well as the date and time of the trip, so we can assist you further.
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Nicole Haber@ColeHaber·
@Uber I had a wonderful driver and I keep trying to add a tip and it keeps removing it. Can you please help?
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Empire State Building
Empire State Building@EmpireStateBldg·
I may be a building, but I still have taste. 💅
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Barack Obama
Barack Obama@BarackObama·
Congratulations to US Open champion, @CocoGauff! We couldn’t be prouder of you on and off the court - and we know the best is yet to come.
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Nicole Haber@ColeHaber·
Unclear if it's a result of nature or nurture but my children talk a lot about "getting a good parking spot"
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NYTPitchbot
NYTPitchbot@DougJBalloon·
Whether it’s Barack Obama, requesting Dijon mustard, or Donald Trump requesting 12,000 fraudulent extra votes in Georgia, both sides have made some unusual requests.
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Nicole Haber@ColeHaber·
Charlie (2yo) just squeezed Mister Potato Head's tiny glasses on his own face, opened a toy and started slamming his his fingers on it like it was a laptop and said "mommy I'm working like you." If you need me, I'm passed out.
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Kerri Resnick
Kerri Resnick@soverykerri·
hmmm how can I make this air quality alert about me
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Nicole Haber@ColeHaber·
Hey #runners. I can do one big run in New Orleans but don't know the city at all. What's the best place to run? the Central Park/West Side Highway/National Mall/Chicago Lakefront etc of NOLA?
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No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen@NoLieWithBTC·
170 million uteruses could not be reached for comment.
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Nicole Haber@ColeHaber·
My 3.5 year old has a 7-step evening skincare routine. Send tweet.
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Steve Vladeck
Steve Vladeck@steve_vladeck·
First-half winner is clearly the dog food ad.
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