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@dchenjerai001 @_praise29 Needs an interchange. That will be the only way to make it safe.

@_praise29 That place doesnt need a roundabout. It needs other better options. A traffic circle works in certain conditions. His research is good in certain conditions.

As a nation we must apologise to Tanaka and have his research project used at Mabvuku Turnoff now

@Laque_davis @deemativ There will be more officials than athletes who are there to compete. The rest are just chowing money. Unnecessary expenditure

@deemativ You missed the forest, for the tree. A very pointless expenditure and nonsensical optics. A whole VP and his service chief wife; the Sports Minister; countless gov officials & their staffers, all flying thousands of miles to France, to accompany just 7 athletes? Have some shame

Vice President Gen Chiwenga, accompanied by his wife, arrived safely in Paris France, where he will attend the Olympic games. This morning, he held successful bilateral talks with the Honorable Minister of Sports, Kirsty Coventry in Paris. What's that thing Fadzi always says?🤦

@cdesetfree Our hospitals are halfway houses to the mortuary. Its so sad that these things are highlighted every day but the powers that be dont care.

This is the situation at UBH a major hospital in Bulawayo. Something has to give,this can not be the Zimbabwean Health Sector story,we can write a better one,the resources to make this happen are there but the leadership of the land does not see the need to prioritise our hospitals and clinics. Zimbabweans when will you speak up against these acts of neglect,health care is a basic human right,it must be provided by government. #RestoreZimHealthCare @daddyhope @Solwayo1

@zimlive Eish.....worked with her husband at Dunlop from 2003-2008. Down to earth folks.

Labour Court judge Mercy Moya-Matshanga dies after collapsing at home ▪️Judge was fit enough to hear matters just hours earlier, say lawyers zimlive.com/labour-court-j…

@NorestMarara @KingJayZim @TeamFuloZim That's abomination chief. People who boil steak should be tried for treason.🤣🤣Mukaona yakanyanya kuomarara, moita tenderize 🥩 moisa henyu mupan. Problem solved.

@Comfeethegreat @KingJayZim @TeamFuloZim T-borne yedu kumusha inoda kubhoiriwa ndoo chokwadi.Next time ndobhoira ndakanyarara

Hey @NorestMarara this is how a T-bone steak is prepped! You don’t boil T-bone steak! Half a kg of medium rare is my kinda style! 7/10 @TeamFuloZim

@chirandu35 @freemanchari Haaa musazodaro. Mbabvu dzakurwadza nekuseka

@freemanchari Pane kamwe kahuku kedinho so kaiti kakangoona vanhu vakatakura nabag vachisvika kaita week kasingabatike paden kaitoziva kuti vaenzi which means 1 must die.

Today's chicken seem to have become a bit lazy. Dzekare especially dzemusvuwu had unprecedented instinct, they wld not come cher ukati "Kip kip kip". A chicken meal then involved a full marathon & Mpangara-inflicted phlebotomy. KwaChivi dzaizopinda muchinanga😭

@freemanchari @MadzivaNehemiah Kkkkk ndosaka vapfanha vachizokuneperai kana zvinhu zvaramba mu industry umo. Isu taizoti kana tine ma engineer akaita semi kungoti it's now beyo6my scope. Pindai mu worksuit murove basa

@MadzivaNehemiah You think so? There is a reason they are called engineers. They design, build and test "engines" You can't be an engineer pasina engine🤣

This guy is better than probably 98% of our graduates. He started & did something. You will hear your 1st class Engineers who can't weld a thing ridiculing him. Now, when you find someone like this, you have found a gem - a doer. He has a prototype. Focus must now be on v2, v3 etc

@Instruments2023 @freemanchari @MadzivaNehemiah Worse now ma graduate engineers arikubuda muma Uni edu. Kana theory yacho inenge ichitovaremera.

@freemanchari @MadzivaNehemiah These so called Engineers need further practical training after getting their degrees. I remember when i was doing my diploma in intrumentation and control systems,I was teaching students from CUT who were doing mechatronics.They didn't even know how to wire a temperature sensor

@freemanchari @RealKingSlayy This was the golden generation of English players but still they failed. Maybe it's the mentality. But I hear you.....most of them are bang average and are hyped by some of the loudest media houses in the world.

@RealKingSlayy 🤣🤣 England failed with Beckham, Ince, Gascoigne, Shearer, Scholes etc.... none of the current players are even close to these greats right now

The issue is not the coach, England has ordinary players whom their overzealous marketing machine has force-fed the world. Bellingham is 10% Rodri

PLEASE RETWEET The Government of Zimbabwe bought 18 cars for the Attorney-General’s office from Byword Trading and Paza Buster for a total of US$907,930. US$374,430 for 7 cars from Byword Trading and US$533,500 for 11 cars from Paza Buster. NOTHING was delivered, and the government kept quiet! In any country, this would be an outrageous massive corruption scandal, but not in Zimbabwe! The Attorney-General's office is just another victim of the rampant looting of public funds in Mnangagwa’s corrupt regime. The fact that not even a single car was delivered is just crazy but the norm in this corrupt regime, yet the government officials concerned kept quiet because they were part of the plot. The staggering amount of money wasted on these non-existent cars could have been used to purchase much needed medical supplies, provide clean drinking water, or provide education and books for children in need. It is truly heartbreaking to see public funds squandered like this. The fact that these thieves would brazenly use the Attorney-General’s office of all departments to loot public funds just shows how deeply corrupt this regime is. The pictures below are of Virginia Mabhiza who is Zimbabwe’s current Attorney-General and her predecessor, Prince Machaya who was in charge when this looting took place! The fact that the Attorney-General's office, which is supposed to uphold the law, has been compromised in this way is a damning indictment of the Zimbabwean government's failure to root out corruption. PLEASE RETWEET

@dabskays Shout it louder mudhara. Vanhu ngavazive zvavakavinga kuno. Ana marujata ava haaa ma1 chaiwo. Discipline pama shirazi is really needed.

#DearZimMen South Aftica inoda munhu asisavhunduke magaro. Ziva zvekutsvaka mari uchengete mhuri nehama kumusha otherwise unotsengwa tsengwa ukasvipwa. Zviya zvekuti ndoita small house ngazvisarire pa border. Vakomana vemuno havaroore saka even musikana ari very beautiful anenge aripanzara. Ukangomunyenga or kumusekerera unoparadzirwa marriage because that person will try to hound your wife kuti abude mumba iye apinde. I remember this Zim guy akaita small house here in Pretoria mukadzi was hounded out marujata akapinda mumba. Marujata aiti akatambira pay yake anotomboenda ku grove pa weekend ozowonekwa Sunday manheru ungamuti mukadzi iyeye? Dzidza zvirikuitika kune vamwe uchengete vana vako nevabereki back home. Vana varikuita kunge nherera muchi chengeta vana vemvana muno mu SA, the same children vachakudzinga vakura.

@begottensun @lashiasn Never employ relatives no matter how qualified they are. That should be rule no 1 in recruitment

@lashiasn Don't give your cousin.

If we are homies or you have my number , please don't send me your peoples names when they apply coz we have to block them instantly. Nepotism and tribalism has killed Africa. The playing field has to be level for everyone. 🙏🏿 Applications open till Friday. Thank you to the great candidates who have applied so far. Please check your email as the team goes through them. 🔥

@tsanocruz @MinistryofTID @MhonaFelix @JoyMakumbeTrust @nickmangwana @ZBCNewsonline @HeraldZimbabwe @ProvinceHarare @tscz1 Was also musing about the length. 1840 meters and we have a minister opening that. Haaa zvakaoma shuwa

@MinistryofTID @MhonaFelix @JoyMakumbeTrust @nickmangwana @ZBCNewsonline @HeraldZimbabwe @ProvinceHarare @tscz1 Did you say 1.8km as in less than 2km or its a typing error.

Today, Hon F.T. Mhona opened to traffic the completed 1,84km stretch of the Nemakonde Way from Harare Drive to Westgate traffic circle and applauded the Second Republic for prioritising infrastructure development. #Vision2030 #Nds1

@THESTORMERS The game where colors clashed. Stormers had to change kits at half time. It was a mess in the first half.....

Herschel Jantjies scored a try and set up another as the DHL Stormers kicked off their final Super Rugby season in 2020 with a 27-0 bonus-point win against the Hurricanes at Newlands. #iamastormer #dhldelivers thestormers.com/dhl-stormers-f…

@FutbolXperience Pirlo......

Who is The Greatest Long Passer in the history of Football?

@mhakura148055 @maguranyanga @KMutisi @PoliceZimbabwe @TembaMliswa @MhonaFelix @MinistryofTID They are being kept clean and new for 2028.

Can we start campaigning for COMBIS to be banned in Zimbabwe? Like forever & ever! I support hustles/black businesses etc but Combis a deadly, ungovernable sub-class beneath human dignity👎🏾 Let’s go! @KMutisi @PoliceZimbabwe @TembaMliswa @MhonaFelix @MinistryofTID⛔️🇿🇼

@KufaMunya @nelsonchamisa @pmkwananzi @Cde_Ostallos No emergency vehicles in sight.......Ambulances, Fire, Police zvakaoma hazvo...

A Dark Cloud had fallen Mabvuku Tafara Constituency after a fatal accident along Donnybrook Drive Chizhanje Area.Police is yet issue an Official statement and confirm the death toll. We mourn with the affected families. So sad @nelsonchamisa @pmkwananzi @Cde_Ostallos @PedzisaiRuh

@KingJayZim @TeamFuloZim Vanhu ngavasiye atika kuuraya mombe kechipiri That beast died for nothing if it cooked this way.....

Good evening,Grandmaster! Just catching up on @TeamFuloZim and checked out your graze! Not sure how you managed to cremate the meat. What cut is it? Brisket? It’s all dried out,juices have steamed out and vapoured into thin air. A total disaster! There seems to be an ocean of tomato gravy a bit too much given the lonely piece of cremated meat. The ratios are not working despite the dassa. Now I love the derere/delele/okra and the way you’ve presented it as an accompaniment to the graze. In fact,I would’ve dumped the tomato gravy and kept the okra. Sadly,though ,this graze isn’t tingling my tastebuds . I’m confident you can brew a better graze and will comeback with a vengeance! 2,5/10 @TeamFuloZim

@antomukuwa Found this interesting

We need to have a solid discussion about the subject of opening balance Bcz haaaa yes working hard is important but opening balance is more important