Colette Conklin

@mrmikeMTL 4.19. Morgantown WV

How much is gas in your neck of the woods?

@ThrillaRilla369 My favorite. Queen of the Ryche.

Without naming who you saw at your first concert Name one of their songs 🎶 🎸 🎤

@CamiKarzy @AjaTheEmpress @sanandreafault The Dinosaurs are great too. Lol they all started showing up on my feed today and people were catching on lol. It’s hilarious lol.

@ConklinCR @AjaTheEmpress And when @sanandreafault has a go at the dinosaurs.... 😂🤣😂

Right I've found my way onto animal twitter and its as epic as I was informed.

@CamiKarzy @AjaTheEmpress Yes! I’ve seen them the past few weeks. San Andreas and I forgot the other one. Pretty funny 😆 lol

@AjaTheEmpress The fault lines are pretty dramatic too! 😂

@nicksortor @billysandytodd I need a damn perp walk at 6am please and thanks!!

BREAKING: An ARREST WARRANT has been issued for James Comey — NOT just a court summons like last time The US Marshals have been ORDERED by a federal judge in North Carolina to take James Comey into CUSTODY COMEY MUGSHOT INCOMING! 🔥

God help us all if they ever do.

@RiseAgainstEvil @cessupplyguy1 Yes. I definitely agree. Get BBQ and must have brisket. You think his soul left with biscuits and gravy wait till he has brisket and bbq. 😂Please post pics or videos! Thanks and welcome to America! 🇺🇸

@cessupplyguy1 Sunday!

First up, pumped his own gas for the first time. He stood there holding the nozzle like it was a live snake, smiling awkwardly at the camera like he just defused a bomb. The pump started yelling numbers at him in freedom units, and he nearly had a panic attack wondering if he was supposed to tip the machine. Then he went full American and ordered biscuits and gravy. He thought it was gonna be some sweet tea scones with jam and cream. NOPE. Came out looking like a heart attack wearing a delicious White blanket on steroids, with a side of what he could only describe as shredded potato crime scene. He took one bite and his soul left his body, did a little lap around the diner, and came back begging for more. 10/10. Would commit to this lifestyle immediately. South African man quickly becoming 87% American, and 13% cholesterol.

@TheTopRepost Kick ass and take names Dean! 👏👏🇺🇸💯

I have a whole lot of new friends on here following, so I thought id share my story up to this point. - Dec of 2025, I was laid off from my construction/remodeling job - For the next 2 months I applied to 38 jobs, got 2 interviews, no calls back. - Bills were piling up, I had to do something, so I started to do odd jobs here and there to bring in some $$ - March rolls around and I made the decision to stop applying to jobs, and give myself a company name and LLC. - I made business cards, networked on socials, borrowed some tools from friends, and started services around my area. - I received TREMENDOUS support from the X community (who I could never thank enough) and their donations to my GiveSendGo!!! - I started to gain traction, word of mouth traveled fast, some elderly people I did work for referred me to others and it snowballed. - As of today, almost 5 months after being laid off, I'm booked out 3 weeks with work, I have an enclosed trailer, a dump trailer, all the tools I need and a part time helper to get jobs done. - ARE YOU READY FOR ONE OF THE BEST PARTS?? The company who laid me off has contracted my company to do subcontracting work for them on projects (started a few weeks ago)!! Don't ever give up in life. If there's not a path in front of you and you think you're stuck, that's crap. Make your own path. It might not be easy, but when you look back at the path you've created, you'll be glad you did.

@ThrillaRilla369 None!

If you went to school in the 70s, 80s, or 90's. How many kids did you know with gender dysphoria?

If you can arrest one former President, you can arrest any former President. See how that works?

@LarryJones I’m 52 and tired of people’s stupid shit. Lol 😆

Where are all my GenXer’s Age: 45-60 - Currently Looks 30-40 - Will Throw Hands - Speaks Sarcasm Fluently - Great Work Ethic - Zero Tolerance for Stupidity Sound off! 📣

@AnthonyHusted @USAO_SDFL I haven’t seen Joe and Victoria on Fox News in years lol.

@USAO_SDFL Go to work Joe! I don't want to see you on Fox News.

Joseph E. diGenova has been sworn in as Counselor to the Attorney General at the U.S. Department of Justice, stepping into a senior advisory role on key legal, policy, and enforcement matters. With decades of experience—including serving as U.S. Attorney for D.C. under Ronald Reagan—diGenova brings deep expertise in federal prosecution and high-stakes investigations. Praised by U.S. Attorney Jason A. Reding Quiñones for his leadership and judgment, he will help advance the Department’s mission to protect Americans, enforce the rule of law, and ensure impartial justice.

@Makeitstop73699 We welcome people like you guys! Good luck in our country and make sure you try out lots of good food! Lol.

Today, April 20th, marks exactly two months since we arrived in the United States as refugees fleeing South Africa. We came with nothing but determination. Today, we stand on our own two feet: SSC, EAD, and US driver’s licenses secured. My son and I both have full-time jobs, reliable transport, and we’re about to move into our own place — paying our own rent and utilities with zero burden on American taxpayers. Every single day, we get closer to full self-sufficiency. We are not here to take — we are here to build, contribute, and repay the extraordinary privilege of calling America home. To the United States government and the American people: thank you. Thank you for the opportunity to escape violence and chaos, and for giving us the chance to become proud, productive members of the greatest nation on Earth. We will not waste this gift.

@catturd2 There’s a metal label called Nuclear Blast lol. Been around forever. Lol 🤘🏻

Nuclear Dust would be a great name for a punk band.

@David_Tibu_CARP @Pogopedia That would be the absolute most rowdy metal crowd ever! 💯🤘🏻🙌 Argentinian metal heads are no joke at big shows. Lol

@Pogopedia Se imaginan si algo asi pasaba en argentina..

🔥 Cuando se rompió el multiverso thrash metal. Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer y Anthrax.

@PhoneInvestor @TreyWallace I knew I saw him somewhere! Lol.

@TreyWallace Bro everywhere

Sherrone Moore has been sentenced to 18 months of probation. The former Michigan HC is to have no contact with Paige Shiver. No jail, and the judge praised his wife for her sticking with Moore through it all “You sir, take her for granted”

@therealroseanne Oh hell yea I’m here to see that! Lol. Go Roseann! You guys would definitely make a good couple in all sincerity. Lol

I’ve decided I’d like to marry John Daly. Can anyone hook us up?

@kingkapoor72 Stay strong Harman and good luck! Stand with ya patriot! From the USA! 💯💪👏

Big things coming… 👀 A brand new signboard is on the way for Rangrez. A fresh identity. A bold statement. We are rebranding, stronger, louder, and Proudly Non-Halal than ever. This isn’t just a new look… it’s a message. Stay tuned. 🔥

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump and Dana White just made their entrance at UFC 327 in Miami

@TheTopRepost That’s awesome Dean! Keep kickin ass! 👏💯🇺🇸

Well, 3 estimates given today, 3 jobs acquired! One is a big landscape job, one big junk removal and one installing a new entry door and storm door! I am literally putting people in the schedule 3 weeks out now! I never would have thought! Thank you everyone for your support! Holy crap I might need to hire someone! Lol