Cornbread Oracle

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Cornbread Oracle

Cornbread Oracle

@CornbreadOracle

Katılım Aralık 2012
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Reddit Lies
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
Run Forrest, run.
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LadyValor
LadyValor@lady_valor_07·
How would you respond to her question?
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Cornbread Oracle
Cornbread Oracle@CornbreadOracle·
@TaraBull I assume an impromptu theater group rehearsal of their latest musical number
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TaraBull
TaraBull@TaraBull·
What kind of party is this?
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Cornbread Oracle
Cornbread Oracle@CornbreadOracle·
@CpaFogle8004 @reddit_lies If she’s comfortable sleeping with him she should be comfortable with him she can have a conversation with him about “I don’t like guns, please don’t bring it to my home” without assuming all kinds of irrational stuff about him. Like an adult.
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Jack
Jack@CpaFogle8004·
@reddit_lies weird AF to bring a gun to date in someone else's home and not tell them
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Cornbread Oracle
Cornbread Oracle@CornbreadOracle·
@GenericSubs @reddit_lies What crazy logic. Yes you’re more likely to get run over by a person with a car than by someone who doesn’t know how to drive. Duh.
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Cornbread Oracle
Cornbread Oracle@CornbreadOracle·
@stryder502 @reddit_lies She never hear something again because you make her feel safe. With you she can relax and know you’ve got it covered.
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Stryder502
Stryder502@stryder502·
Go way to back when my wife and I were dating. I'm staying at her place. She wakes me up in the middle of the night because she "heard something." I get out of bed, get my pistol and flashlight from my pants. She didn't know I had it until she heard me do a press check in the dark. So I clear her house. Nothings there. Go back to bed. In the next 2 decades she never "heard something" again. The morning after she said "You got your gun, but why didn't you put any clothes on?" I responded "No one wants to fight the naked guy."
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Collin Rugg
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg·
NEW: Man who identified himself as ‘Harry Dresden’ in the viral Ring doorbell footage, seen breaking into the home in footage from inside the house. The resident was seen threatening to hit the intruder with a shovel. The intruder has been identified as Jason Thomas Nichols, according to Solano County records. He is facing four felony charges and his bail was set at $35,000.
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Cornbread Oracle
Cornbread Oracle@CornbreadOracle·
He needs to dump her. She takes it too personally. It would be one thing to say “I thought he was more compassionate.” Or whatever young, dumb feminist NPs say. This just means she needs to grow up; it might be worthwhile to stick around to see if that happens. But for her to think it reflects in HER how he voted…wow. What a psycho. Way too self-centered. This is much harder to grow out of. And she’s going to put some guy through a lot of hell before she does.
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Reddit Lies
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
Redditor crashes out because she found out her boyfriend voted for Trump.
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Genius Tech
Genius Tech@Geniustechw·
Have you guys met Kyle? 😂💀
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WarMonitor
WarMonitor@TheWarMonitor·
A 21-year-old in Santa Ana was permanently blinded in one eye after a DHS agent fired a “less-lethal” round at close range. He underwent six hours of surgery to remove plastic, glass, and metal embedded in his face.
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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
Starbucks employees are now dancing and singing to demand higher wages. I saw it, so now you have to
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Cornbread Oracle
Cornbread Oracle@CornbreadOracle·
@BarkJack_ My favorite line of his was directed towards a teenager who was annoying him: “May your zits win prizes at the county fair.”
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Theresa Longo Fans
Theresa Longo Fans@BarkJack_·
Lewis Grizzard song title: When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies Room Will I Be Too Old to Care?
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Cornbread Oracle
Cornbread Oracle@CornbreadOracle·
@ResisttheMS I’m surprised this idiot doesn’t have to carry a drool rag with him wherever he goes.
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Resist the Mainstream
Resist the Mainstream@ResisttheMS·
WATCH: Rep. Hakeem Jeffries claims that "throughout this week, Donald Trump has been missing in action." "He remains in the presidential witness protection program."
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Cam@DancinStupidity·
@Sargon_of_Akkad How far back do you have to have ancestors born in England to be English?
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Reddit Lies
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
"I've been in a relationship since I was 18 and I'm almost 30, I'm worried I haven't "lived" yet." "You should leave him and discover yourself"
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Cornbread Oracle
Cornbread Oracle@CornbreadOracle·
@FuestingJason @Sargon_of_Akkad America doesn’t have an ethnic identity in the same way as most western countries do. Anyone can assimilate and become American because American isn’t an ethnicity. So a person can assimilate and become British but they can’t be English. You have to be born English.
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Jason Fuesting
Jason Fuesting@FuestingJason·
Does this guy not get that it's reasonable to go "There's a difference between calling yourself English and calling yourself British?" Put another way, I can call myself an American, but I can't call myself a Southerner. I wasn't born in the South, I didn't grow up there, and spending a few years in Virginia while in the Navy didn't magically grant me magically. Granted, the way we see that kinda thing over here is a bit different so I might be misreading/misinterpretting.
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