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@Hawkin501 @FoxNews The bible encourages taking women-children as wives that are taken in war. Numbers 31:18 It convicts who now?

Texas school district removes the Bible, 'All Boys Aren't Blue' from library shelves for content review fxn.ws/3SYApaf

@fowlflamingo People have a lot more centipedes in their house than they realize. I still hate them.

Just read a year old, very passionate thread on reddit on if you'd rather have a few venomous centipedes in your house or a literal fucking alligator. Anyways, take your pick:

@TheMarkoKun @minion2otl @theshellbelle @Steven_Caridea @Mrmyaah @3YearLetterman @elonmusk It is always so adorable when someone falls for satire yet calls others idiots.

@minion2otl @theshellbelle @Steven_Caridea @Mrmyaah @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Soccer player* for the United state of idiots at the bac

To be clear, I support the left half of the Republican Party and the right half of the Democratic Party!

@niacerise Someone should have alerted security. It isn’t like airports aren’t already insufferable.

Our girl preached in the airport on our way home from our mission trip and she proclaimed passionately, full of the Spirit and love! This is how we catch flights ✈️

@VintageloverH @sofbbytay @JohnFetterman You can buy liquor at some supermarkets. They just have separate sections of the store solely for it. Not everything is sold by Fine Wine and Good Spirits (most is though)

@sofbbytay @JohnFetterman No. All liquor must be purchased a state-run liquor stores.

To honor Dr. Oz’s love for crudité and Wegners (and also because it’s my birthday) we’re launching this NEW limited edition sticker 👇👇 Make a donation of any amount + it’s all yours 🥰 Because it's actually just a veggie tray secure.actblue.com/donate/jf-soci…

@earwitch13 @mmpadellan @ReallyAmerican1 ‘Not all of them’ implies it varies. Lol

NEW: President Biden announced today that the FDA has approved over-the-counter sale of hearing aids without a prescription. This will save billions for hearing-impaired patients.

@PeterPumer @patriottakes Because they wear really oddly made clothing and hats. Have you ever seen a Trump hat made well? They sell trash as a grift for idiots.

Oh my.

@ckinder07 @CelticGuy99 @chipfranklin There have been multiple felony convictions and guilty pleas which equate to strong evidence. You really do live under a rock.

@CelticGuy99 @chipfranklin Evidence says otherwise…

Friendly reminder to Marjorie Taylor Greene that AT&T has turned over her cell phone records. Have a nice night Marj!

@ckinder07 @chipfranklin If you didn’t hear about any Clinton investigations, you live under a rock.

@chipfranklin Man seems like republicans are being persecuted like they live under Stasi rule. How come we never hear of the corrupt Biden’s, Pelosis, Clinton’s etc even being investigated? Kinda odd when we have 100000000 investigations of trump without one charge.

@TheAscendPS @GymRouse45 @LittleMamaKin @drillengr I love when people assume that not liking Trump and his crimes automatically makes you a Dem. 😂 Settle down

@Corona4B @GymRouse45 @LittleMamaKin @drillengr Apparently he only took personal things. I love when dems attack and don’t re read text

Consider this: the FBI didn’t broadcast they searched Trump’s home. They didn’t even send agents in FBI jackets. The only reason we know it happened is because TRUMP told us. The FBI didn’t try to embarrass Trump. The guy who publicized it should be the one who shows the warrant.

@johnsweeney15 @stone_hc @FoxNews @jesseprimetime @HawleyMO Bless your heart lol

@stone_hc @FoxNews @jesseprimetime @HawleyMO The FBI never surrendered a copy to Trump's lawyers.

‘PUBLISH THE WARRANT’: On @jesseprimetime, @HawleyMO calls on Biden’s attorney general to answer for raid of Mar-a-Lago.

@TheAscendPS @GymRouse45 @LittleMamaKin @drillengr Which makes it okay to steal classified documents along with personal documents… Gotta love the mental gymnastics

@Corona4B @GymRouse45 @LittleMamaKin @drillengr Yep and trump apparently had person things including a birday dinner menu and a letter 😂

@ThePoniExpress I actually feel bad for Burns.

Artie Burns is listed as a Seahawks starting corner for Saturday night. George Pickens vs. Artie Burns. Hammer vs. Nail. Ohh boy.

@TheAscendPS @GymRouse45 @LittleMamaKin @drillengr Did you happen to read that article?

@GymRouse45 @LittleMamaKin @drillengr amp.cnn.com/cnn/2016/11/01…

@KayvonOjulari @SteelrsRapsPens @ernie_bags @ShannonNutt @ThePoniExpress DJ was a Pro Bowler last year. Pretty sure that indicates he is at the very least ‘good.’

@SteelrsRapsPens @ernie_bags @ShannonNutt @ThePoniExpress Yea bc we had like 10 starting recievers throughout the year because everyone was injured 😂 and also they were getting passes from mike Glennon half of the year who had 700 yards and 4 tds - 10 ints and went 0-6 in 6 games

Look out AFC North. George Pickens will be the Steelers best receiver since Antonio Brown.

@Roscoebomb @ernie_bags @ShannonNutt @ThePoniExpress A former Pro Bowler

@ernie_bags @ShannonNutt @ThePoniExpress Who’s throwing them the ball?

@patriottakes If he was sent by Jesus to take back our country, why would he not have exposed them already? These people are so dumb.

Real America’s Voice anchor affirms QAnon, says the FBI’s raid of Mar-a-Lago was to prevent Trump from exposing satanic pedophile rings.

@katlinizme @ToddSebastian @FoxNews This is as weird as if someone put HRC or Pelosi’s head onto Kate Upton’s body. Cult 45 never fails to disappoint 😂

@ToddSebastian @FoxNews We need President Trump back ASAP leading the United States 🇺🇸

Trump invokes Fifth Amendment rights in deposition for New York AG James' civil investigation fxn.ws/3d98jJ1

@Acyn I didn’t know Fox News had cartoon characters on their entertainment network.

Lara Trump: I don't know what you call a bunch of people unannounced breaking into your home like this and taking whatever they want for themselves.