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As a kid, one of the scariest things in the world to me was leeches. As an adult, one of the scariest things in the world to me is still leeches!
Why aren’t we having a discussion about how scary leeches are??
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If you saw me make a typo, no you didn't
Katılım Mayıs 2014
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@hud_son01 @oddtreebanjo I should have clarified - feelings about sports
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@sphynx50 @upmyallie Very rarely hear stories of people finding others who meet their standards, is it even happening? And to what extent?
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@Correctionaire @upmyallie In other words “lower your standards and be miserable”
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@upmyallie I just think it’s crazy to start the search for love with all sorts of limitations. What if you love someone who does something you don’t like… is it seriously that horrifying?
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@Correctionaire or I can choose to be single until I find someone who genuinely matches my values?
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@rosemarysboobys Great word! And yes, humans LOVE to hate… which sucks to me, cause I love LOVING
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@fleshsimulator My two faves havin a chat. Invite me next time babes
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2901 NW 12th St, Lincoln, NE 68521
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I have changed my location of residence and I am no longer in California. I do not forsee ever going back. Nobody there knows where I'm going. Nobody anywhere knows where I'm going. I'm gone, and I'll stay in hiding until I leave this country for good. Bye bye!
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@cunt_honey @upmyallie 😂 thank you for looking at least
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@Correctionaire @upmyallie i hope you wake up covered in leeches
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@1BrownEyedGirI You look like porn
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I’m not competing for men who watch porn. I’m not part of their dating pool bc I am inaccessible to them. I am inaccessible to them because I do not date men who watch porn. If I entered a relationship w a porn watcher under false pretenses, I would exit as soon as I’m aware.
burna@deftbolburna
@1BrownEyedGirI imagine not being able to compete with a video on a screen 😭😭😭
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i’ll post it here too idgaf
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If you send nudes on iMessage I think you're genuinely insane
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@GrossEtiquette @kittyrexie @seethingmaga @normalmaxxedaj No one could be this narcissistic.. could they lmao
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@Correctionaire @kittyrexie @seethingmaga @normalmaxxedaj It fuels the ego to know their partner is obsessed with them and only them. Attention is addictive.
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I’m learning that many straight women really do just want their boyfriends to lie to them constantly. They don’t want honest, vulnerable admissions of desire & predilections, they want to be deceived & manipulated because they prefer the egotistical fantasy that their man only ever thinks sexually about them as opposed to actual intimacy. It’s very childish, actually. Teenage girl mentality
alexis@imheretolurk13
I love that more and more women are calling out their boyfriends for watching that misogynistic trash 🙂↕️
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@megantheevalium If you need to know how to invest please give me a call, that’s not generational wealth money unless you’re managing it properly
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i did it to get me and all my ppl out the hood man💯
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Remember that time everybody called Blassie fat and instead of being normal she started an OF so that she could be validated by indians and old men
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@swaggymilkshake Turn on those DMs, I have a soliloquy
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@kittyrexie @seethingmaga @normalmaxxedaj What’s the difference between using porn and not using porn to masturbate
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@seethingmaga @normalmaxxedaj this reads like a rape threat, just so you know (btw your right hand works just as well without porn)
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Breaking Bad star Giancarlo Esposito says it's time for a "revolution," says some people would die, but "the rest of us" would survive.
"They can't take us all down. If the whole world showed up... in Washington, they'll kill a 500, 50 million or however..."
"But the rest of us would survive... This is the time for a revolution."
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@rosemarysboobys 😂 got me good.
Not sure about the characterization entirely; upon further review I said ‘boobs’ (less crass), and it was a continuation of (admittedly, basically imperceptible) role play😅.
I never expect anything on here to go anywhere though
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do I want people to subscribe? of course. will I chat with you even if you don't, as long as you're kind and respectful? yes!! iirc we had a super great normal convo until you asked how sensitive my tits are
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@rosemarysboobys Nowhere to go once you hit the paywall
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@megantheevalium Bro would you like to go on a walk?
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does anyone know what to do for what feels like the most severe anxiety case ever. i have severe panic attacks anytime i go outside the house. i can’t be alone. im completely dissociated most of the time cause im constantly in fight or flight. i have near constant stream of intrusive thoughts. i dont have a day that doesnt revolve around my adrenaline, it has completely made me it’s bitch. i’m on the max FDA dose of my SSRI and on 4mg of ativan a day. i know it’s a lot. i’ve been on benzos daily since i was 16. i know im gonna get dementia and die soon but if there’s anything i can do to make life tolerable in the meantime i am willing to go on any esoteric diet you recommend or pay out of pocket for any psychiatrist/healer/priest/witch/whatever that claims to have the answer. Xx
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@rosemarysboobys Nowhere to go once you hit the paywall
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I read all my dm requests. the skill issue is that guys are coming to the dms literally only saying "hi" once a week for months, or making me uncomfortable with overfamiliar messages. if you're within one (1) standard deviation of normal behavior™️ I will reply.
baz. 47%sw2@BazBombadil
Guys, literally no woman on the internet is interested in you Literally none Stop thinking you can flirt your way into their DMs, you can’t, you’re bad at it and it makes everyone uncomfortable, and they tell each other about you and laugh at you because you suck Stop it
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remember when @kevinolearytv was drunk driving his speedboat and killed people but then switched places to frame his wife
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Kevin O'Leary's proposed data center in Utah will require 9 Gigawatts of energy to function when fully built, double Utah's current energy usage for the entire state. It will dump around 23 atomic bombs worth of thermal load on the environment every day.
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