Cory

you all realize that gluten sensitivity didnt exist for all of eternity... and then in the 1990s monsanto started covering wheat in glyphosate and now almost 60% of people are sensitive to gluten

I hate when you're looking for apartments to rent, you find one reasonably priced and then you realize they're Senior living apartments. I mean, I'm in bed by 9pm and I get up at 5am. I QUALIFY.

The Philadelphia boy who exposed his fellow classmates for being unable to read a simple sentence is now under threat of being blocked from graduating and expelled simply for blowing the whistle on his school’s low literacy rates.

@EWErickson Love what he did for election integrity! Oh wait.

Brian Kemp pushed through the state legislature: - school choice - Religious Freedom Restoration Act - bans on boys in girls’ sports - tort reform - election reform - Tebow Act - a human trafficking crackdown - tax cuts - expanded prosecution powers for the Attorney General to combat local woke prosecutors - etc. etc. etc. Plus he reopened Georgia before any other state during COVID, getting attacked by both President Trump and the leftwing media at the time for doing so. And he’s run budget surpluses and refunded money to taxpayers. But the state Republican Party apparatus would rather blame him for things he didn’t do than help him get more Republicans elected. This is why the GOP in Georgia keeps losing winnable races these days. The party apparatus has been hijacked by professional victims who’d rather complain and re-litigate past elections than actually try to win future races. Georgia risks going left because the Republican Party in the State of Georgia is the GOP’s own worst enemy, turning success into the enemy, and complaining instead of working to persuade voters. We’re watching the Democrats in Georgia coordinate to take over the State Supreme Court while the Republican Party whines about 2020 all over again.

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job

@MZHemingway Movie comedies are dead. Hollywood just can’t do them anymore.

Do not make the same mistake I did. Do not go see Devil Wears Prada 2. None of the humor, none of the comedy. Longest 12 hours of my life.

American foods are cleverly changing their names because they no longer qualify as that legal food - Pringles used to be potato chips, now they’re labeled as “potato crisps” per FDA rules - McDonald’s Shakes are now called “shakes” (not legally milkshakes in some states) - Klondike Bar is no longer a chocolate shell, it’s a Chocolatey shell (not real chocolate) - Dairy Queen: All items are “treats” (no “ice cream” on the menu) - Oreo changed the spelling to “creme” (alternative spelling, not real cream) - Tyson changed spelling to “Wyngz” (It’s a processed chicken labeling trick) - Costco Blueberry Bagels labels as Imitation blueberry bagels (no actual blueberries) - Pearl Milling Company Syrup (formerly Aunt Jemima) Now ‘Original syrup’ not maple syrup. The first ingredients is corn syrup Our food is a science experiment Make America Healthy Again

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@redsteeze The Kavorka Bubble boy The Moops I’m Keith Hernandez Moyle Roger’s Roasters Quick Honey Mustard! I stopped short

Seinfeld Kentucky Derby names. Go.

@redsteeze You’re so good looking

"f**k Monsanto. they ruined bread. for the last 5000 years bread and butter was a staple in people's diet. the bible even wrote about it. but in the 1990s, farmers started spraying glyphosate on wheat and it gave everyone gluten sensitivity. now white bread makes you keel over."

@DavidShafer @StateBarofGA Georgia can perform unconstitutional acts since early voting started. #onesidedoesntwanttowin

Are you allowed to you call yourself a "Georgia election lawyer" and give legal advice if you are not an active member of the @StateBarofGA or eligible to practice law in the state?

Georgia enters the redistricting fray! @Georgia_AG files a letter with the Eleventh Circuit, which has been holding Georgia's race-based redistricting appeal pending waiting a decision since January 2025! Former SG Stephen Petrany argued, SG John Henry Thompson filed the letter

There's an irony that the American Pie films were teen sex comedies with a big young cast but arguably the two people whose careers benefitted the most out of it were Jim's Dad and Stiffler's Mom.

I’m sick and tired of being told to accept every culture but my own.

@CarolineWren @EWErickson If Kemp had the will he would do it and challenge people to object. He doesn’t so he won’t. These are the “muh principles” folk that we be screaming about norms as libs load them into the trains

Hey @EWErickson. You’re the Georgia elections expert. Remember when Governor Kemp suspended the 2020 primary election due to Covid after early voting had already started? How exactly was he able to do that? politico.com/news/2020/03/1…

@AuronMacintyre @seanmdav Holy cow! How much silver did this guy get?!?!?

The West is ruled by people who seek its annihilation