Cory Andersen

@nicksortor Gotcha Bitch!!! @DaveChappelle

🚨 BREAKING: Astronomer CEO Andy Byron has officially RESIGNED after being caught cheating on his wife at a Coldplay concert So dude’s now lost his career, reputation, and probably his wife plus half his net worth all because he wanted to canoodle a coworker. Don’t cheat, kids!

@inesabelle Nobody cares

@RealMattCouch Prime or Now? @ @RealMattCouch

Would you?

@gregkellyusa Ted baker

If anyone can name the PRESTIGIOUS MANUFACTURER of my Neckwear (aka TIE) I shall remove it and FEDEX it to you immediately after the show tonight-NO QUESTIONS ASKED (expect for ur address )

Slick play from ⁦@beckettzavorek⁩ earlier in day vs Jesuit! ⁦courtesy of ⁦@fallout_u⁩

@RealJamesWoods Classic.

Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while... #ThanksBarry

@corinhoggard is the real deal. Thanks for being not fake news. Let’s go Fresno. It’s time. @MayorLeeBrand don’t be a politician or puppet for @GavinNewsom Time to lead. Where’s @JerryDyerFresno can’t come soon enough.

NEW: CA will now allow adults to obtain marriage licenses via videoconferencing for the next 60 days.

@jsandrini Sprinkle a little Covid on that shit jimmy. Then be looking a little extra trump tight. #JustTheFlu @realDonaldTrump #Back2Work #LetsGo @GavinNewsom

Another empty day at Mike Noakes Field. Still looking game ready.

Isn’t that like .01%? @corinhoggard 🤔

@bhs_sports13 Congrats Buchannan. @bullardbb was the team of the decade in the 80’s. I believe only @Buchanan_Bears and @bullardbb are the only two programs in the valley to receive that honor.

The 2016 Buchanan team was named the CalHisports team of the decade. In other words - CalHisports said they were the best team in California in the last 10 years! That’s pretty much the best endorsement you can receive.

@greggutfeld has this Gavin Newsom hair thing going tonight. I would rather have @greggutfeld as CA GOV @realDonaldTrump

Can’t be to mad at OJ @RealJamesWoods

WE CANNOT LET THE CURE BE WORSE THAN THE PROBLEM ITSELF. AT THE END OF THE 15 DAY PERIOD, WE WILL MAKE A DECISION AS TO WHICH WAY WE WANT TO GO!

@Kirsten_TV Frozen Kit Kat is the best ever. Even better when mixed in with banana 🍌 Ice cream @ColdStone

I cannot confirm the legitimacy of this map... HOWEVER I have noticed myself craving KitKats lately. Not shocked tootsie rolls didn’t make this map. 😂 What’s your favorite Halloween candy?! 🍭

@Buster_ESPN Yes for sure, but also sick of Yankees on sundays nights or any day for that matter. How about 2 games? One for west coast and one for East??

After our Cardinals/Cubs broadcast Thursday night, we've got the Mets and Yankees Sunday Night. This week's poll question: Would you want MLB to adopt use of the designated hitter in both leagues?

We got your back @realDonaldTrump in California. @FoxNews 👍🏻