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@jimmyfallon “If the police arrest you, Don’t call me. If you’re there it’s for a reason! “#MomQuotes

My mom’s favorite expression is “What do you want me to do, stand on my head and spit nickels?" #MomQuotes

It's Hashtags time! Post something funny your mom has said, and tag it with #MomQuotes. Could be on the show!

@PlayaRiviera @Claudiashein @Claudiashein ⬆️

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Dato importante: Mantener a un ejemplar cuesta un millón al año pero un SOLO DELFIN genera de puras ganancias más de 1 millón de dólares al año. Es decir, le ganan 20 veces más lo que le invierten. Cantidad suficiente para darles un retiro digno en un santuario.

@PlayaRiviera @Claudiashein

@netflix homicide squad New Orleans is 🔥

@projecthailmary was way underrated. I loved it. 👏🏼 👾 👨🏼‍🏫

@PatiJinich El Rodeo restaurants make the best Coyotas as far as I know. 💜

Sonorans are so proud of their signature pastry, coyotas, there is an entire street of bakeries dedicated to them in Hermosillo. I heard the place to try them is Coyotas Doña Coyo. Make some with me in the full episode: youtu.be/kqp47VaS1-8 #PatisMexicanTable

@Redfin I got linked with one of you realtors in AZ and she missed a mistake on a contract with @CenturyCommGA which resulted in me losing $2,000. Do you vet these realtors? Completely disappointing.

@Amtrak got a ticket from old town (SD)-Union station, told there’d be an up to 2 hr. delay of train, went 2 get food. Late train arrives 1.5 hr. later (not 2) leaves us. Had to wait for next train which was also late. Missed connecting train= $50 uber home 4rm DTLA at 10pm. Bad!

México ganándole a la IA. En Tizimín, Yucatán, una llamada alertó a la policía que dos iguanas se encontraban peleando. El oficial uso galletas de coco para poder separarlas pero una escapó y la otra, tras el arresto, fue liberada.

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@serenawilliams She will thank you for the tough love you’re giving her when she grows up to be a goat like her parents 💜

I told my daughter to go to bed. She did not therefore, she missed out on her sleep over. She cried. But what she did not know is I cried harder. I hate when she cries. 💔 Discipline sucks. But sometimes it’s important.

@LADWP Thanks for fixing this so quickly. I noticed this leak on 4/24 and today (4/26) it’s been fixed. Not a sprinkler leak in sight. Very cool. Keep up the great work! @LADWP

@CossetLuna Hello, please visit ladwp.com/WaterWaste and select the "Report Water Waste" button. The information will be provided to the Water Conservation Response Unit for review. Thank you *vl

@DatelineNBC are we gonna talk about the judge that sentenced the au pair in Virginia is the same one that had oversight of the Johnny depp v amber turd trial? 🤩 the #dateline episode is titled “Temptation” 👏🏼

@LegalZoom excellent service. Don’t regret a single cent spent on this subscription. Thanks so much! 🙌

@BofA_Help I sent a DM and got no reply. What’s going on? You’re a bank, right?

@CossetLuna Hi. We saw your tweet and can help. Please use the DM link below to connect with us privately and we'll follow up there. twitter.com/messages/compo… ^yumaris

@BankofAmerica please fix the potholes in your drive thru atm at 13935 foothill blvd. In Sylmar, Ca. Absolutely unacceptable.