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@highbrow_nobrow Trump only hires the best

Trump: I can't even draw a woman. Eric: My dad never doodles. RFK Jr: Trump drew a perfect map of the Middle East by memory.

@Dainallves @nativechuck Every federal worker hired under this administration should be fired.

DO YOU SUPPORT THE REMOVAL OF ALL MEMBERS OF THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION? A. Yes B. No

Do you want a real answer to your question or are you just being deliberately obtuse? ICE doesn't belong at polling places because they are there to intimidate people with brown skin from showing up to vote. Everyone knows that means legal US citizens can be detained solely because of the color of their skin. And sending ICE is meant to keep them away from the polls because you are afraid they are voting for Democrats. These are folks who have taken off from work to stand in line and vote. They can be yanked from that line, held for hours without charges, and then released. You know that is exactly what Democrats are trying to protect legal American citizens from. Prove me wrong

@random_paul56 @BillKristol You dumb fucks don’t care about the OBVIOUS power grabs and imbalance of the 3 branches. What the fuck do you think the unitary executive is? Idiot.

@BillKristol my no kings rally cap… stupid leftist we haven’t had a king in 250 years

No Kings rally in Waltham, MA. Enjoyed talking with many of the assembled patriots.

Mike Lindell was served with a lawsuit today while doing an interview at CPAC.

🚨 BREAKING: Republicans block TSA funding again. “The gentleman chooses not to.” Democrats put forward a clean bill—full TSA funding, no conditions. Blocked. FIRE THEM ALL Not once. Not twice. Over a dozen times.

@SpencerHakimian He’s a self-confessed liar.

“The president doesn't have a grasp of reality; he's not stable. There's something not right here…He's getting a very filtered view of reality. They're showing him heroic montages every morning. That's bonkers.” - Tom Nichols, Prof Emeritus Naval War Col

@TDSDoctor @SarahLongwell25 A successful dick sucker? Yeah, Sarah doesn’t know about that, but you and little Mikey do. I guess that’s why your name is The Trump Dick Sucker.

@SarahLongwell25 Because being successful is foreign to you people

I’ll never understand how displays like this don’t cause people to spontaneously combust with embarrassment.

TWEEPS: Trump votes by mail in every election, yet he's pushing the SAVE Act to end mail-in voting for millions of Americans. If it’s secure enough for him, it’s secure enough for us. I need 1,000 fast RTs and replies using #TrumpVotesByMail. Please and thank you! 🙏💪

@blueshirtday1 @Martina Right? His son got an alert on his phone after that speech.

@Martina Mike Johnson will go down as having gone down on Trump more than anyone else. Given the number of magats who have gone down on Trump, that's quite an accomplishment.

No words…

@Stu38212965 @Martina Oops 8 guess you forgot about all the shit Biden had to clean up from Trump’s first fuck up.

@Martina Because you or obsessed. I guess you forgot about open borders, and men in womens bathrooms. Oops sorry doubt you care about that. But men in women's sport.

@Duke5563 @Martina The greatest con man.

@Martina Exactly he will be our greatest president in modern times. Washington is still the Greatest

@RpsAgainstTrump Does little Mikey even get a cuck chair or does he have to sit on the floor while he watches his wife get it from a real man? For a side that talks about being manly, they are full of the biggest betas I’ve ever seen.

Just when you thought the GOP couldn’t be a more embarrassing cult, Speaker Mike Johnson presented Donald Trump with the “first-ever America First Award”: “We have created a new award. We are going to do something we’ve never done before. We will honor him with a new award… That’s a beautiful gold statue, appropriate for the new Golden Era in America.”

@Cjpearson I agree that being a plumber has nothing to do with it. But, what is his experience with terrorism? Or management? He has stated that he is never the smartest person in the room, which is a true statement. He is wholly unqualified.

Jimmy Kimmel: "Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was plumber. That's right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now." The elitism of Hollywood summarized in one moment. 👇

@allenanalysis It show you sucky sucky the rich men- Melania

🚨 Melania Trump this morning: Proposes an AI system—“Plato”—as a replacement for teachers. “Literature, art, science, mathematics, history… the entire corpus of knowledge… at home.” Replace teachers? With a machine? AI over teachers. That’s the idea. Instead of calling for better pay for our nation's educators/heroes. Sad day!

@AnothahWon @DarrigoMelanie The Heritage Foundation is super conservative, you know, the guys that wrote Project 2025. Nobody is scared, we just know you’ve been spoon fed lies that you regurgitate.

@DarrigoMelanie Thousands of illegals voted, maybe millions. Thousands of illegals carry drivers licenses, maybe millions. Thousands of mail in ballots shouldn't have counted, maybe millions. Maybe elections wouldn't have turned out the way you wanted them too, and that's why you're scared.

Elon Musk spent $290 million buying the last election, but wants you to believe that the 10 undocumented immigrants who successfully cast ballots over the last 25 years are the real threat.