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@jimcramer, tonight you will be visited by the Ghosts of Financial Talkie-Talk Past, Present and Future. An open letter from your new GME friends over at Wall Street Bets. There’s still time for you, Ebenezer Cramer... reddit.com/r/wallstreetbe… @ryancohen @RodAlzmann

@PrepBaseballOR @PenguinHardball @Kaedencruse16 @GrantBSB Biggest shot I’ve ever seen out of a high schooler. Absolute monster. Go Blue!

Kaeden Cruse AGAIN ‼️‼️ The senior gives Grant a 6-2 lead T5 with a towering 3 run shot. The senior and @PenguinHardball commit is now 2-3 with 2 HR and 5 RBI @Kaedencruse16 | @GrantBSB

@amitisinvesting Tell me you don’t know what in the fuck you are talking about without telling me you don’t know what in fuck you are talking about.

SCOTT BESSENT: “If we measure uncertainty by the $VIX, I don’t want to make market calls but it seems that the VIX has spiked and likely peaked.” Bull. Freaking. Ish. I’m reading this as Bessent saying: “We’ll get tariff deals, we need some time, more progress is coming.”

Exactly this. What the fuck is even the point of money if once you have it you continue to debase yourself for more of it at every opportunity? Bottom rung shit.

@BillAckman Time to give Bill Ackman what he’s always wanted and nail him to a cross. ✝️

If you haven’t noticed by now, I speak the truth regardless of the consequences to me personally or what other people think.

@vega_gang It’s like a goddamn Ionesco play and Simpsons episode mash-up. Bonkers all the way down. Good to see you otherwise my friend 👊

@CptHubbard What else but laugh? we truly deserve this outcome

Everything about this tariff shit is so fucking funny to me. Pretty soon no one is gonna be able to afford a goddamn thing and everything is REALLY gonna tank—but half of this country will still support this lunacy simply because they hate the other half. Dumbfucks, all.

@ScottPresler That’s because you and everyone you know is a mouth breathing dumbfuck

I don’t know a single person that regrets voting for President Trump.

@Camp4 That’s actually an idiotic take.

Valid take.

Watching people who don’t know shit about shit trying to rationalize the unrationiz-able is fucking funny.

@profplum99 You deserve the heat because you’re smarter than the vast majority of mouth breathers you voted with to elect this fucking retard.

Agree. While I'm happy to take heat for voting for Trump, I'm also happy to defend him as the better of two terrible choices.

@elonmusk It must be so embarrassing to wake up as Elon Musk every morning

This is what happens if you take DayQuil & NyQuil at the same time

@BillAckman @realDonaldTrump What a fucking bootlicker dumbfuck. Remember kids: dignity comes at a price that people like Bill Ackman are never willing to bear.

If a country's leader refuses to engage in negotiations with @realDonaldTrump, I would expect that one or more major companies located in that country would negotiate a deal directly with Trump. The President could exempt a particular company's products from tariffs if they committed to invest X dollars in the U.S., open new factories in the U.S., etc. Major global companies are not going to allow their political leaders -- who may be motivated by short-term political considerations -- to harm their businesses by refusing to negotiate with Trump, or worse by retaliating. As more major companies in a country make their own deals, the rest of the companies in that country will be left behind, which will motivate the leadership to negotiate a deal.

@RepLuna What a fucking disgrace. You know nothing authoritarians are a fucking joke.

America is a Republic, not a dictatorship of the judiciary. It's time to get rid of the political activists masquerading as judges and re-establish proper separation of powers. That's why I'm proud to announce that I will be joining my colleagues in impeaching ALL the activist judges who are unconstitutionally blocking President Trump's agenda.

@alexfinn Wake up babe new bootlicker propaganda for retards just dropped

When you root against Tesla you’re not hurting Elon He’s worth 300 billion. He can afford to be worth 200 billion You’re hurting the middle class who’s working until they’re 80 so they can have enough in their 401k to not die on a factory line Shame

@CynicalPublius I heard that if you put numbers in front of them, inane groupings of dumbfuck sentences sound more credible.

Let me break it down for you in the most fundamental manner possible. 1. Productive Americans are required to pay federal income tax at the point of a gun. 2. Over time, those tax dollars stopped being used for basic government services and started being a gravy train for wealthy white Democrats. 3. America elected Donald Trump to stop that gravy train of fraud, waste and abuse. 4. Donald Trump appointed Elon Musk to accomplish such mission. 5. Within days after the inauguration, Trump and Musk started taking down that gravy train. 6. Desperate to not lose their taxpayer-funded lifestyle, those same fatcat Democrats sent out their flying monkeys to engage in a literal terror campaign against anyone and anything who support the efforts of Trump and Musk to end that fraud, waste and abuse. 7. They claim this terror campaign—this modern day Kristallnacht—is in defense of “democracy.” That’s where we stand today. And while my adjective and metaphor use may be a tad hyperbolic, everything I state here is entirely factual and not an opinion.

@TheChiefNerd @elonmusk And just so I’m clear: Elon Musk doesn’t know shit about fuck

@TheChiefNerd @elonmusk This is such utter bullshit.

.@elonmusk: "One of the biggest fraud holes we've uncovered ... is that the government can give money to a so called nonprofit ... They then give themselves ... insane salaries, expense everything, buy jets and homes ... on the taxpayer dime ... This is happening at scale."

@SMB_Attorney Such a boot licking try hard. Have some self respect.

From the passenger seat of a Tesla, I just watched a SpaceX rocket launch on a mission to rescue stranded astronauts. And now I’m posting about it on X. But sure, tell me again how Elon isn’t the Einstein of our generation.

@Up2Challanges @RealDeanCain Shut the fuck up Ron.

No matter how vulgar you on the left get… No matter how many threats you make … No matter how much grand theft … No matter how much you in sight others to hurt or kill people you don’t like … No matter how disgusting you become .,. No matter how insane you become… No matter how much law fare and unconstitutional the actions, your “judges” do. … No matter how many temper tantrums juvenile delinquents throw… It just confirms the conservatives are doing the right thing It just makes it that much more important that we stop the corruption and the money laundering and the paid “protesters” who protest in ways that are not legal by destroying property, by attacking individuals.,. It just proves how unethical immoral and totally lacking integrity. People on the left are. What happened to the supposed liberals that were supposed to be for America and we’re supposed to be “tolerant”??? Unfortunately, you all appear to just be so hateful. That many of you are evidently totally insane.

Not for a second—

@VictorCarlstrom Kids, this is what mental illness looks like.

You call me a snitch? 🐀 Let me educate you. First of all, I have the biggest balls in the United States, Period! Second, I am the single most valuable foreign asset the U.S. government has ever had. No one else even comes close. That’s why President Trump needs me as his Senior Foreign Policy Advisor. The facts are simple: Lately, the U.S. has been bluffing with almost every move it makes and the world knows it. The result? America has already lost much of its respect. The U.S. gets screwed all over the world, its cards are too easy to read. With me at the table, U.S. doesn’t get screwed anymore. The cards become impossible to read and most importantly, the other side knows I NEVER bluff. At the time I dropped this video, according to U.S. law enforcement, I was under the highest threat level in America. Why? Because I didn’t just pull back the curtain, I burned the whole theater to the ground. I exposed the largest money laundering and narcotics trafficking operation on planet Earth. I have survived multiple assassination attempts. I wasn’t supposed to live, but I did. So before you throw around labels like “snitch” understand: This isn’t as simple as you think. For years, I fought the corrupt establishment and the playbook they used against me was the exact same playbook they later used against President Trump. They couldn’t break me, so they framed me— exactly like they did to Trump — trying to lock me away on a bogus tax charge. So I escaped Sweden. I went underground, hiding in the United Arab Emirates with my wife and two small children. Life was brutal, but I kept us alive. Then powerful people leaked to Turkish intelligence that I was hiding in the UAE and threatening to go public, so they unleashed their hitmen. The hunt for me started, and when they tracked me down and called all my burner phones at the same time, they had me zeroed in. It was Game Over. But with help from the U.S. I pulled off a high-risk escape. I fled Dubai in an armed motorcade and was flown out on a non-stop jet to New York. Even then, I wasn’t planning to speak out. Even after the corrupt establishment had destroyed everything, I stayed silent. They demolished my company empire. They stole my fortune. They forced me to flee Sweden. Even then, I thought the U.S. would give me and my family new identities and I would rebuild in silence. But then May 2019 happened. That was the breaking point. Turkish hitmen came for me again, in New York. This time, they tried to murder me in front of my wife and two small children. That was also the last time I ever saw my wife and my children. After a series of events, I spent five weeks between life and death in a New York hospital. And there, I made a promise to God: I will never stay silent again. I will hunt them all down. And if it takes burning every last one of them to ashes, so be it. That was the day the old me died. And the man I am now has nothing left to fear. On my deathbed, I promised God I would never expose weakness again. No women. No children. No family. No friends. Because all of it brings weakness to a man and that’s a weakness I cannot afford. It takes extreme discipline to stay away from all of this. I became a brutal machine in June 2019. Since then, I have worked 20 hours a day, from 2 a.m. to 10 p.m seven days a week. Since 2020, I have been fighting over billions of dollars in the U.S. court system. For perspective: what Andrew Tate and Wes Watson spent on their Bugattis? That was a couple weeks of my legal fees. And in the end, I made peace with some of the worst people on Earth, the ones I mentioned in a previous post. Not out of fear. Out of strategy. So yeah, call me a snitch if you want but the truth is: If I sit at the table, the U.S. will be feared like never before in history. With me in play, there’s no more bluffing. We are impossible to read and nobody will see the next move coming. By the time they realize it, it’s already over.