Jim Crabtree

@Tesco have a word with this driver. Absolutely no nead for him to park on the pavement here like this

@SoVeryBritish Put my luggage in the bathroom and check the mattress for bed bugs

What’s the first thing you do when you get into a hotel room?

@sniffpetrol That seems very cheap

This Easter why not treat yourself to a supercharged Range Rover? collectingcars.com/for-sale/2010-…

@Carpervert Apple and peanut butter is a fine snack

Did you drink IPA and complete a 500 piece Austin Allegro jigsaw with your old mate from school this wknd? No, no you didn't. It was just what the doctor ordered.

@MattTakeThree Welcome to the saaaaarf

Time for a feed.

@Carpervert just listening to the stellantis episode, when I worked on the road I kept one of these in my work bag, gamechanger motorway serviced salads, amzn.eu/d/83o0lIW

@PhiL_P I recently had a hire car from enterprise for a month when my work van was off the road. It had 3 different Chinese ditchfinders on it.

@CrabtreeJim Ha, well spotted. Cheeky indeed and a little surprising for a company the size of Europcar. Or maybe it's not, savings must be pretty huge if they do the same en masse.

Jetting off to Denmark for the weekend to visit my wife's grandma. But what will the rental car be? Gone for an "intermediate" size, listed as Toyota Avensis or similar. I wasn't even aware they still sold the Avensis. Slightly miffed to have to pay extra £35 for "snow tyres".

@PhiL_P They've charged you extra for snow tyres and it's on cheap Chinese ones! Cheeky bastards

Side note, I'm expecting some fun as this damage wasn't on the collection report...it was parked on the roof lot in the dark and snow so couldn't inspect when I collected.

@ThePollitt you Seen this mate? pistonheads.com/news/ph-spotte…

@leonrestaurants Brighton branch just now, 3 staff standing around doing nothing and a queue for the only 2 working ordering screens

@bbcsoutheast Ucking hell!

Flood warnings have been issued across East and West Sussex as the counties deal with Storm Henk. Tap below to read more: bbc.in/41GsWBu

@fesshole I use my ring doorbell camera more when I'm on holiday purely checking the weather at home than I do at any other time

Half the enjoyment of a foreign holiday is knowing the weather is absolutely shit at home. Thanks to the internet, one is able to confirm if that's the case minute by minute.

@icymiOfficial @BigTomD Saw him in Brighton, he was very good!

. @BigTomD is amazing in Wonka! Definitely want to see him on tour in 2024. Tickets on sale now...

@ListerLawrence @ListerCars And the 7th one is a rover p5b

Quiz Time! If you can name all 6 cars in this post (make and accurate model) i’ll send you a signed @ListerCars book. 🙌

@ListerLawrence @ListerCars Left to right, Jaguar e type series 2, triumph tr6, Aston Marton db6, rolls royce silver shadow mpw coupe, maserati merak, and a subaru impreza hatchback.

@Grumpyduck @HBO_UK @HBO It really is good, I've got 3 epidosde to go

Just finished watching #TheGildedAge and although I'm absolutely not the target audience, I bloody love it. @HBO_UK @HBO you absolutely need to get this renewed and while you're at it, more episodes per series please. If it's not coming back then....

@ThePollitt That is special

@vehiclebroker @KGFClassicCars I really want to buy this, take it to the nearest retail park at night and completely smoke all 4 tyres in one massive donut.

@KGFClassicCars Do you have a delivery miles Ford radar system that is constantly on ? 😉🤣

Now in the showroom at KGF Classic Cars, a Diamond White Ford Escort RS Cosworth Luxury with only 408 miles! kgfclassiccars.co.uk/vehicles/30479/

@DouglasTroup_ @YPLAC That one needs walking over

@CrabtreeJim @YPLAC

@YPLAC never mind the people queuing for a space, you take up 2 with your porsche shopping wagon.