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"I’m hungry,” said the Stormtrooper. “But lunch was just an hour ago,” I replied. “I missed it,” he responded.

It makes sense that Trump put up a statue of Columbus. He too was a human trafficker specializing in young girls: ​"Plenty of dealers who go about looking for girls; those from nine to ten are now in demand." -letter to Doña Juana de la Torre, 1500

Trump is LEEROY JENKINS!!! #WoW #MAGA #worldofwarcraft #Iran

@FoxNews God praise Trump, our Lord and Savior.

PRAY FOR OUR TROOPS: Vice President JD Vance urges Americans to honor the six service members killed in a plane crash over Iraq, saying, “A grateful nation mourns their loss.”

@PressSec God praise Trump, our Lord snd Savior!

This story is 100% FAKE NEWS.  CNN decided to run this garbage based on three anonymous “sources familiar with discussions.”   This is despite the fact that myself, the Secretary of War, the Secretary of State, and multiple lawmakers (who were actually present for the recent classified briefing) have directly disputed this false reporting.  THE TRUTH: The Pentagon has been planning for Iran’s desperate and reckless closure of the Strait of Hormuz for DECADES, and it has been part of the Trump Administration’s planning well before Operation Epic Fury was ever launched.  The idea that Chairman Cain and Secretary Hegseth weren’t prepared for this possibility is PREPOSTEROUS. The President was fully briefed on it, and a goal of the Operation itself, to annihilate the terrorist Iranian regime’s navy, missiles, drone production infrastructure, and other threat capabilities is quite literally intended to deprive them of their ability to close the Strait. President Trump will not allow rogue Iranian terrorists to stop the freedom of navigation and the free flow of energy. Wiping out these terrorists who indiscriminately target civilians and attempt to hold the global economy hostage is part of the ongoing noble U.S. mission. The Fake News is working overtime to discredit President Trump, his Administration, and our U.S. Military, all of whom are working 24/7 to eliminate the threat of the Iranian regime. It’s a complete disgrace to witness this from the media, and we will keep fighting back against it.

Me when I think about Trump:

@Matt_Pinner E. But only because there isn't an F.

Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust this team? A. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0%

@TONYxTWO Riiiight. If anyone lacks metacognition, it's MAGA.

“If you hate Donald Trump, it’s because somebody told you to hate him and you don’t think for yourself, because orange man bad!” She’s right !! 😭🔥

@tedcruz "Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate... He’s weak and he’s ineffective." Trump, 2011

I’ll use small words so you can understand: Iran WAS close to having nukes. Trump bombed the shit out of them. Nuke research destroyed. Trump was right. Now, the Ayatollah is dead, and the regime is collapsing.

@FoxNews "Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate... He’s weak and he’s ineffective." Trump, 2011

BREAKING: War Secretary Pete Hegseth tells nation, 'We didn't start this war, but under President Trump, we are finishing it'

@TrumpTruthOnX "Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate... He’s weak and he’s ineffective." Trump, 2011

@EricLDaugh "Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate... He’s weak and he’s ineffective." Trump, 2011

🚨 BREAKING: SecWar Pete Hegseth tells the left and fake news to SCREW OFF, Iran is NOT another forever war "Stop. This is not Iraq, this is not endless. I was there for both. Our generation knows better, and so does this president! He called the last 20 years of nation-building wars dumb. And he's right." "This is the opposite. This operation is a clear devastating decisive mission. Destroy the missile threat, destroy the navy, NO NUKES." Boom.

@tedcruz "Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate... He’s weak and he’s ineffective." Trump, 2011

You are a communist who hates America.

Gotzilla? #Godzilla #Godzillafanart

I don't know. Watching this game may be very hard. We need the D to win it for us.

@DHSgov "Gotta get down to it, soldiers are cutting us down Should have been gone long ago What if you knew her and found her dead on the ground How can you run when you know?" -Young

STAND WITH ICE

@elonmusk "Gotta get down to it, soldiers are cutting us down Should have been gone long ago What if you knew her and found her dead on the ground How can you run when you know?" -Young

The same ICE agent was almost killed by car during an arrest six months ago …

In my best Palpatine voice: "Vote them out. All of them."

@RTunes68 @FoxNews @JonathanTurley BIDEN. They will blame Biden. Fox can shampoo my dick.

@FoxNews @JonathanTurley When this most certainly goes bad and the Venezuelan people revolt against the US pillaging THEIR oil, who will your shitty network and its dipshit viewers blame for the failure? You break it. You own it.

DICTATOR DOWN: FOX News contributor @JonathanTurley says President Trump did not need congressional approval to capture Nicolás Maduro.

@LukeChrisFFL Harrison Jr. is my Achilles Heel. Always clogging up my bench, can’t keep him in IR because he is always listed as Questionable at the beginning of week and Out by the end. Keeping me from making Waiver moves. Make up your mind. Playing or not?

BE PREPARED TO PLAY WITHOUT THESE GUYS THIS WEEK 🤕🩼 Rome Odunze Davante Adams Drake London Tee Higgins Quentin Johnston Marvin Harrison Jr. Christian Watson Woody Marks Alvin Kamara Bam Knight Chris Rodriguez Jr. Devin Neal

@BroncosEUR PA on Moss was BS too. These refs suck.

erm, that's a TOUCHDOWN? Why the hell have they called that as down? Why isn't that reviewable? #BroncosCountry | #DENvsGB