Craig Tyson Adams

HARD FACT: If the Republicans cared even 10% about the 67 allegations of Rape, Sexual Assault, Sexual Harassment, and other sexual misconduct against Donald Trump as they do about the four allegations against Eric Swalwell, Donald Trump's political career would have ended in 2016

@HistoryUnd And had a movie made about him. Sometimes coming in last pays more than winning.

Eddie" The Eagle" Edwards soars above a roaring crowd at the 1992 Calgary Winter Olympics. He finished last.

@Jimfrombaseball Skoonj

"Carl Furillo was pure ballplayer. In his prime he stood six feet tall and weighed 190 pounds and there was a fluidity to his frame you seldom see, among such sinews. His black hair was thick, and tightly curled. His face was strong and smooth. He had the look of a young indomitable centurion. I cannot imagine Carl Furillo in his prime as anything other than a ballplayer. Right field in Brooklyn was his destiny. People came early just to watch Furillo unlimber his arm. The throws whined homeward, hurtled off a bounce and exploded against Roy Campanella's glove--pom, pom, pom, pom--knee-high fastballs thrown from three hundred feet. Throughout the grandstands men said to one another: 'He's a master. They were the boys of summer, chasing after dreams that would forever shape their lives. They were artists on the diamond, painting masterpieces with every play they made. Baseball was more than just a game to them; it was a way of life." "The Boys of Summer" Roger Kahn. "Quite simply, Furillo was a great player. Some write about his arm, the human cannon. He was not the man you'd first ask to join you in a casual game of catch. Or how he played the right-field wall at Ebbets Field. That wall, a mystery of dead spots, bounces, angles and planes, was a wonder of baseball before the dream-destroyers wrecked it. Furillo never attended high school. Plane geometry remained a mystery to him. But he knew every angle, every carom. The way Furillo played the wall describes an art form." "The Emperor Of Right Field" Sammy Kahn, New York Times. "The Reading Rifle", Carl Furillo, fielding a drive by Yogi Berra off the scoreboard. "The Duke of Flatbush", Duke Snider coming over for backup. Ebbets, Game 5, 1955 World Series.

There’s a Jamaican man out there who saw this and fell to his knees

@bluebirdpoopies Make fuck get green card

I spelled peenoose wrong.

@Simontemplarz @3YearLetterman @fabiodeuxbeer That's one way to say your grandfather surrendered at Yorktown.

@3YearLetterman @fabiodeuxbeer My local pub is older than your country dimwit.

Americans love to compare the size of their shitsville states to other countries as if they themselves built the physical land

@RonFilipkowski Intimidate? The Pope is from Chicago. No way that's happening.

I don’t think Pete Hegseth’s henchman yelling at the papal ambassador to the US is going to intimidate this Pope.

@RapidResponse47 Bro lost me at the First Lady of France is far more beautiful than Candace

@Interesting228 @RapidResponse47 Man, this is never not funny!

@bluebirdpoopies "You Ieeediot!"

I think it's time we learned who taught Melania how to speak English.

@EdKrassen He's in the Let Rome Burn mode.

WOW! President Trump just completely turned on Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Alex Jones and Megyn Kelly. This is probably his biggest mistake he's ever made. So much of the MAGA base looks up to these people, and this is going to get them questioning their loyalty to Trump. If Trump can turn on these people simply because they disagree with him, he can turn on anyone. TRUMP IS DONE! He knows it!

@TheWarMonitor @atrupar He dictated the damn thing. It's what he does.

@atrupar CNN just reported that he knew.

Could they sound any guiltier?

@TheWarMonitor The Civil Defense Security Ballroom?

"Quick, take cover in the ballroom!"

Tim Conway fell down the stairs twice as fast during rehearsals so Harvey Korman and Carol Burnett weren't ready for how slow he'd fall during the taping. They had no choice but to turn from the camera and hide their laughter 😂

@Jimfrombaseball Betcha Hunt got hit by the pitch.

In the late 1970's, ABC had a "Monday Night Baseball" with Al Michaels, Howard Cosell and Bob Uecker. Michaels told the 'Milwaukee Journal Sentinel' that, they were doing a game in Houston when Uecker chided Cosell for saying something outrageous. Cosell responded: "Ueck, you don't have to get so truculent. You do know what truculent means?" Bob Uecker, without missing a beat, said: "Of course, Howard. If you had a truck and I borrowed it, it would be a truck you lent." Aerial of Mets Ron Hunt of the New York Mets at bat against Larry Dierker at the Astrodome. "He’ll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby’s out of here." Harry Doyle, "Major League." I still miss him!!!!

@Ken_Rosenthal @SteveKettmann Wristbands would've been a good title.

Dusty Baker has a new book out, co-authored with @SteveKettmann. I’m looking forward to reading it! You can find it here. amazon.com/Crossroads-Mem…

@EdMorrissey The Rococo Office

That's the problem with relaxing pressure at the wrong moment. This is the consistent problem in attempting to negotiate with the regime in Tehran; they lie and cheat. Trump to Iran: Comply Or Else 'Shootin' Starts, Bigger And Better' hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2…

@MikeReissWriter @TheSimpsons @Interbang1Jeff Tardy the Clown!

Original writers for @TheSimpsons @Interbang1Jeff Martin and I visit the show's co-creator Sam Simon.

Republicans are champions of economic liberty. Democrats are champions of personal liberty. Bring the two back together. Libertarians Untie!